serious

Nawaooo hmm this Xmas time .may God help us

Berlyn1:
lalasticlala it's not fair ....odi kwa nma

Wetin concern lala? Y is it not fair?

driver no be job...
I am sure the driver can feed the writer of this story and all his or her family combined

lalasticlala:


Wetin concern lala? Y is it not fair?

uve been ign..........ring

What is monkey pause?

lalasticlala:


Wetin concern lala? Y is it not fair?

na you be lala?is your moniker not lalasticlala?if I ban you now,you go talk sey I am too weekend.

So u c rashes for him body and u still do

Olosho graduate

Monkey Pox! Monkey Pox!! Monkey Pox!!! How many times i call you? No reach my end o, i don ready to drink Salt they way i deal with ya senior brother EBOLA.





#KillMonkeyPox

Islie:








http://punchng.com/corps-member-lover-quarantined-for-monkey-pox-in-benue/

i just pity the young corper.
Free food dey purge belle
woman get one man,No.
Over to ouslay queens and mamas

This girl is an enemy of the state! See as she just dey dash them viral diseases up and down! Driver ke? Corper!!!

May God heal her.

Islie:








http://punchng.com/corps-member-lover-quarantined-for-monkey-pox-in-benue/

Believe you me, KONJI nah very stubborn thing. e go just dey do your body twele! twelve!! dmana nah very sharp guy just took 2shots and return back to Lagos no time to una dey check time

kay29000:
A 20 year old corper dating a interstate driver? Interesting.

The story has been twisted, this is not the true account

xlander:

The story has been twisted, this is not the true account

Okay. I guessed as much.

Another joy ride gone sour.

Typical! Many ladies are like this, silently sleeping around, yet they dare to act like promiscuity is a strictly male thing.

kay29000:


Okay. I guessed as much.

The 20 years old girl is a food vendor at a motor park, that was where she met the driver. The Corps member is a guy who was infected by the girl.

xlander:

The 20 years old girl is a food vendor at a motor park, that was where she met the driver. The Corps member is a guy who was infected by the girl.

That makes more sense. Thanks.

businessempire:


Am i the only one that didnt read the fictitious story

Why's this shit called Nairaland?

A land where I cannot go and collect 1 naira from is DAT one naira land

Lemme go and find real dollar land jare..

Where's ubanmeudie and nwaAikwpe my friendships

Aha I have Rottweiler, Caucasian, chow chow puppies for sale o. U people shouting SARS SARS upandan just carry ur dogs with you and see those guys prostrating to greet you.

My encounter with SARS
I remember last year I was in a taxi with a big dog in the boot. Its a caravan car so it had space to sit and relax in the boot. We got to Oshodi and these idiots just opened the doors and forced their way into the car while the car was still in motion o. They were two in number as they entered, I told them welcome, unknowing to them I had a dog at the back and then I said "lion attack" my dog started barking and trying to tear the officer at the back sit with me apart and the officers started begging me o so I spoke to the dog to keep calm and it did . they were both sweating and thanking me for saving them. I am serious o no be lie

NO BE KANAYO O KANAYO I DEY SEE SO?

Hmmmm. Which kind wahala be this. ..........

THIS IS THE MOST POORLY WRITTEN STORY I EVER READ IN MY LIFE! PLEASE READ THE REAL THING BELOW:

A National Youth Service Corps member serving in Benue State (names withheld), suspected to be infected with Monkey pox, has been quarantined at Benue State University Teaching Hospital (BSUTH), Makurdi.

The state’s Commissioner for Health and Human Services, Dr. (Mrs.) Cecilia Ojabo, who disclosed this to The Guardian yesterday in Makurdi, the Benue State capital, said that the corps member was suspected to have contracted the disease after having sex with a girl from Gboko who was earlier diagnosed positive with the ailment.

She said the corps member, who is on his national primary assignment in the state, had revealed to have had a relationship with the girl.

Ojabo said: “When we learnt of the case of the Monkey pox in Gboko, we swiftly moved and confirmed the lady at BSUTH Infections Unit and the blood sample from her was sent to Senegal. Few weeks ago, the result came back confirming her positive.

“The girl told us that she got the disease from a driver who spent a night with her, but when we call the man on his number, he denied visiting Benue.

“The third case of Monkey pox in the state was reported of a boy schooling in Taraba who came home at Katsina-Ala with symptoms of the disease, but vanished when a medical team was dispatched to the place to verify his case.

“But when the parents of the boy with a suspected case were contacted, they also feigned ignorance of their child’s whereabouts.”


https://guardian.ng/news/nysc-member-quarantined-for-monkey-pox-in-benue

johnstar:


Gals nor dey hear word

Follow better person (in jaycubs's voice) , na lie

A whole Corper! prostituting herself to a Driver, even when she has a Boyfriend already!

Women, cheap stuff!

The suspects MUST be forcefully Quarrantined, forcefully detained if they fail to coperate!
This is a National emergency and we dont give a phuck whether you agree or not.

nex:
THIS IS THE MOST POORLY WRITTEN STORY I EVER READ IN MY LIFE! PLEASE READ THE REAL THING BELOW:

A National Youth Service Corps member serving in Benue State (names withheld), suspected to be infected with Monkey pox, has been quarantined at Benue State University Teaching Hospital (BSUTH), Makurdi.

The state’s Commissioner for Health and Human Services, Dr. (Mrs.) Cecilia Ojabo, who disclosed this to The Guardian yesterday in Makurdi, the Benue State capital, said that the corps member was suspected to have contracted the disease after having sex with a girl from Gboko who was earlier diagnosed positive with the ailment.

She said the corps member, who is on his national primary assignment in the state, had revealed to have had a relationship with the girl.

Ojabo said: “When we learnt of the case of the Monkey pox in Gboko, we swiftly moved and confirmed the lady at BSUTH Infections Unit and the blood sample from her was sent to Senegal. Few weeks ago, the result came back confirming her positive.

“The girl told us that she got the disease from a driver who spent a night with her, but when we call the man on his number, he denied visiting Benue.

“The third case of Monkey pox in the state was reported of a boy schooling in Taraba who came home at Katsina-Ala with symptoms of the disease, but vanished when a medical team was dispatched to the place to verify his case.

“But when the parents of the boy with a suspected case were contacted, they also feigned ignorance of their child’s whereabouts.”


https://guardian.ng/news/nysc-member-quarantined-for-monkey-pox-in-benue

This version of the story makes more sense.

Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place.