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Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Oh it just like Igbooo nagringrin

Coz I know say dem they use igboo dey cook and dem also dey smoke am but I don't know if they ve igbooo tea..

But wait oo is it true coca cole and lacasera kill?
Yes! believe it or not! coca cola and lacasera is full with lethal substances, you see? nigerians don't know this because when ever some one dies they do not want to know or do Autopsy to research what kinda illness which killed them, they just blame the devil, witchcraft, Voodoo or some old woman in their village. grin grin grin
Generator fumes kills nigerians every minute and oh! my mother inlaw (ex) is 82 years old and she still smokes ganja so it has nothing to do with Age, you may know some things but you very naive when it comes to Ganga my friend! grin
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Yes! believe it or not! coca cola and lacasera is full with lethal substances, you see? nigerians don't know this because when ever some one dies they do not want to know or do Autopsy to research what kinda illness which killed them, they just blame the devil, witchcraft, Voodoo or some old woman in their village. grin grin grin
Generator fumes kills nigerians every minute and oh! my mother inlaw (ex) is 82 years old and she still smokes ganja so it has nothing to do with Age, you may know some things but you very naive when it comes to Ganga my friend! grin
Eh eh so coca cola so dem nor dey sell am for England,America and other civilised countries like nigeriahuh

Erm on this ganja issue I ve just confirmed and I now agree to it.

As for Generator fumes I know more on that,infact I should be the one to lecture you on that aspectgringrin
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:14pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Yes! believe it or not! coca cola and lacasera is full with lethal substances, you see? nigerians don't know this because when ever some one dies they do not want to know or do Autopsy to research what kinda illness which killed them, they just blame the devil, witchcraft, Voodoo or some old woman in their village. grin grin grin
Generator fumes kills nigerians every minute and oh! my mother inlaw (ex) is 82 years old and she still smokes ganja so it has nothing to do with Age, you may know some things but you very naive when it comes to Ganga my friend! grin
Em if pesin dey smoke ganja it means he can also smoke Indian-hemp
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:18pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Yes! believe it or not! coca cola and lacasera is full with lethal substances, you see? nigerians don't know this because when ever some one dies they do not want to know or do Autopsy to research what kinda illness which killed them, they just blame the devil, witchcraft, Voodoo or some old woman in their village. grin grin grin
Generator fumes kills nigerians every minute and oh! my mother inlaw (ex) is 82 years old and she still smokes ganja so it has nothing to do with Age, you may know some things but you very naive when it comes to Ganga my friend! grin
But wait oo wha exactly do you know coca cola contains,coz I know say na caffeine
from the kola nut and non-cocaine
derivatives from coca leaves..

This coca cola tin wey u tell me dey surprise me oo
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Ibrocalculus(m): 9:19pm On Dec 05, 2017
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waveman2:
Ah see dis one oh. Do you think they are checking to see if u, re a internet fraudster. They want to know if you are among those dat come to nairaland to curse buhari. Many of dem are here on nairaland both army and police.
grin cheesy grin. Guy you bad oh!
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Eh eh so coca cola so dem nor dey sell am for England,America and other civilised countries like nigeriahuh

Erm on this ganja issue I ve just confirmed and I now agree to it.

As for Generator fumes I know more on that,infact I should be the one to lecture you on that aspectgringrin
Ofcourse coca cola are sold here in England, it kills some people here too! but in nigeria! the quality is even worst than over here!

I agree! you know more about generator fumes, so you will know that Generator fumes kills nigerians every day without them even knowing, polutions kills more nigerians than HIV, Malaria kills more nigerians than HIV can you not see open sewages with shiits running down the street of OSHODI in lagos? last time i was in Oshodi I saw women Hawking fried fish right next to these sewages, and while people are shiiting right next to it. i saw this and it put me off my food for days. grin grin
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
Keneking:
Iyana Ira abi Iyana Iba shocked shocked
iyana IRA its before agbara ode.and I know d police u talking bout the buztop is their joint to make money yeye people
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Eh eh so coca cola so dem nor dey sell am for England,America and other civilised countries like nigeriahuh

Erm on this ganja issue I ve just confirmed and I now agree to it.

As for Generator fumes I know more on that,infact I should be the one to lecture you on that aspectgringrin
Ofcourse coca cola are sold here in England, it kills some people here too! but in nigeria! the quality is even worst than over here!

I agree! you know more about generator fumes, so you will know that Generator fumes kills nigerians every day without them even knowing, polutions kills more nigerians than HIV, Malaria kills more nigerians than HIV can you not see open sewages with shiits running down the street of OSHODI in lagos? last time i was in Oshodi I saw women Hawking fried fish right next to these sewages, and while people are shiiting right next to it. i saw this and it put me off my food for days. grin grin

I don't drink Coca cola, lacasera or Sprite but i smoke ganja cool
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
But wait oo wha exactly do you know coca cola contains,coz I know say na caffeine
from the kola nut and non-cocaine
derivatives from coca leaves..

This coca cola tin wey u tell me dey surprise me oo
It contains something called SWEETNER a very lethal substance and coca cola is addictive and Damages and rots the teeth. and oh! i forgot Diabetes! diabetes kills more nigerians than HIV
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Ofcourse coca cola are sold here in England, it kills some people here too! but in nigeria! the quality is even worst than over here!

Eh eh ok I agree!


I agree! you know more about generator fumes, so you will know that Generator fumes kills nigerians every day without them even knowing, polutions kills more nigerians than HIV, Malaria kills more nigerians than HIV can you not see open sewages with shiits running down the street of OSHODI in lagos? last time i was in Oshodi I saw women Hawking fried fish right next to these sewages, and while people are shiiting right next to it. i saw this and it put me off my food for days. grin grin

Em base on the malaria and HIV issues,I agree!


I don't drink Coca cola, lacasera or Sprite but i smoke ganja cool
Eh eh na wa oo so what Exactly do you personally think coca cola,and co containshuh
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:34pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Eh eh na wa oo so what Exactly do you personally think coca cola,and co containshuh
I know you would Agree! grin grin it means you are growing up finally!
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:36pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
It contains something called SWEETNER a very lethal substance and coca cola is addictive and Damages and rots the teeth. and oh! i forgot Diabetes! diabetes kills more nigerians than HIV
Eh eh SWEETNER na wa ooo how did you manage to know about thishuh
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:38pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
I know you would Agree! grin grin it means you are growing up finally!
Hmmm na wa ooo...

Today 5th December bands coca cola outa ma damm life..

Hmmmm atleast for over year's I ve not been drinking coca cola coz I don't like how it tast..Am luckygringrin

Em lacasera I drink am last moneth hmmm na wa ooo ..
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:39pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Eh eh SWEETNER na wa ooo how did you manage to know about thishuh
Big question! Read the ingredients on the bottle or can, it's written Sweetner (Artificial sugar) and Sugar (not even from sugar cane)
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Hmmm na wa ooo...

Today 5th December bands coca cola outa ma damm life..

Hmmmm atleast for over year's I ve not been drinking coca cola coz I don't like how it tast..Am luckygringrin

Em lacasera I drink am last moneth hmmm na wa ooo ..
you can still drink one or two cans once in a month it woun't cause so much harm.
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:43pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
you can still drink one or two cans once in a month it woun't cause so much harm.
Good advicegringrin

Drinking is a choice and my right..
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:44pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Big question! Read the ingredients on the bottle or can, it's written Sweetner (Artificial sugar) and Sugar (not even from sugar cane)
Hmmmmm hmmmm na wa ooo
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:45pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Good advicegringrin

Drinking is a choice and my right..
well.. if you can cut it out completely it will be goodb grin grin drink water instead or fresh orange juice Aple or lemonade
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
well.. if you can cut it out completely it will be goodb grin grin drink water instead or fresh orange juice Aple or lemonade
Na so ooo but make person nor go make mistake drink am ooo,,,oh I forgot na wa ooo I even drink sprite today chai
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
Martin0:
Na so ooo but make person nor go make mistake drink am ooo,,,oh I forgot na wa ooo I even drink sprite today chai
Don't worry it will not kill you grin grin grin
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 9:54pm On Dec 05, 2017
Xisnin:
You are either a kid, a robber, a kidnapper or their beneficiary.
Police should be scrapped so criminals can take over?
I am non of the above, but u are an asshole and an idiot
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 9:57pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Don't worry it will not kill you grin grin grin
Na wa ooo pesin never enjoy life oogringrin


For many many year's now I never tast kpevun oo no oo e never even reach time to die sefgringringrin
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Don't worry it will not kill you grin grin grin
Abeg I wan go sleep oo
My eye's don dey blink
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Don't worry it will not kill you grin grin grin
who go die will die I know people who drink bottled water only they still die like chicken my guy it's only ur maker that can give u health and give more abundantly...
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 10:30pm On Dec 05, 2017
simpleswazy:
who go die will die I know people who drink bottled water only they still die like chicken my guy it's only ur maker that can give u health and give more abundantly...
okay! why bother to going to the hospital or take medication, when you are sick? grin grin grin why not wait for your maker?
Look! my friend i don't know why you made your comment but i think you may have misunderstood my point, were did is mention that people are not going to die even if they drink bottle water? did i even mention bottle water? undecided
Anyway! Every body is entitled to an opinion even if it's a Rubbish! one, grin Good luck!
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by olashas(f): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2017
Keneking:
Iyana Ira abi Iyana Iba shocked shocked
Op is right. Iyana Ira is less than 20 minutes away from Iyana Iba.
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by 1freshdude: 12:39am On Dec 06, 2017
fuckerstard:
If a police man asks to see my phone, I don't see any reason why I would refuse to give him.

I give them my phone to check anytime cos I've got nothing to hide, if you refuse to obey them you just gave them authorization to apply force.

It took me a while to understand the police, before you leave your house search yourself 3 times.

Modified ;-

You can mention me till tomorrow, it still won't matter because what most of you refuse to understand is that we are not in a civilized nation and what the government does here is create a law and never enforce it. If you have a family member that has been shot dead by policemen for no reason you guys would understand.

A sane person that lives in 9ja would know very well not to provoke an armed policeman, I've been arrested by these guys (SARS) in the past and locked up for days for no valid reason.
LIVE ON YOUR KNEES COWARDS! BUT LEAVE MEN OUT OF YOUR SERVITUDE! SPIT ON YOU!
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Nobody: 12:56am On Dec 06, 2017
1freshdude:
LIVE ON YOUR KNEES COWARDS! BUT LEAVE MEN OUT OF YOUR SERVITUDE! SPIT ON YOU!
Cry me a river.
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by benodic: 4:09am On Dec 06, 2017
Is there any human rights organization in this country?
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by skymaxnig: 4:48am On Dec 06, 2017
fuckerstard:
If a police man asks to see my phone, I don't see any reason why I would refuse to give him.

I give them my phone to check anytime cos I've got nothing to hide, if you refuse to obey them you just gave them authorization to apply force.

It took me a while to understand the police, before you leave your house search yourself 3 times.

Modified ;-



You can mention me till tomorrow, it still won't matter because what most of you refuse to understand is that we are not in a civilized nation and what the government does here is create a law and never enforce it. If you have a family member that has been shot dead by policemen for no reason you guys would understand.

A sane person that lives in 9ja would know very well not to provoke an armed policeman, I've been arrested by these guys (SARS) in the past and locked up for days for no valid reason.
No policeman should check your phone without a valid court order
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by nomaison(m): 5:50am On Dec 06, 2017
that was the man that stopped me at mile 2 with his gang asking me funny questions about who I was and where I was heading to...I told him Badagry and he asked for my phone then I asked whether I was a suspect or anything and he shouted at me I now shouted back and told him that I know my rights as a citizen of this great country he paused and asked what my profession was and I responded I was a lawyer he then smiled and sis we are partners in progress na...I just left quietly while they stood there starring at me
Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by Martin0(m): 7:14am On Dec 06, 2017
simpleswazy:
who go die will die I know people who drink bottled water only they still die like chicken my guy it's only ur maker that can give u health and give more abundantly...
O boy na wa for u ooogringrin

See nor dey decieve urself eegringrin
So God say make u nor go hospital and not take drugs abihuh
Na wa ooo crooked men don finish u oogringringrin

O boy abeg take stay healthy oo before u start calling on God,as dem take talk am,sha una say "heaven help those wey help the selves eh"? I wonder why u nor go help urself first ooo

Anyway u can be waitin for God,it your believ and I know it ur right to talk even if it Rubbishgringrin I wish you good luck and even long life as u wait for Godgringrin
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