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Quick Questions For The Creationists by Wildatheist: 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2017
So, for those here who are Creationists and believing in "intelligent design", I have a few questions:
1. Why didn't God design us to be able to devour anything we want, and anything we'd devour would be equally beneficial to our body?
2. Why don't we have any protective sheet for our genitals?
3. Why don't we have bodies adapting to the heat or cold instead of wearing clothes?
4. If wales didn't evolve from land mammals, why do they breathe air? Did God just have a weird sense of humor when it came to them?
5. Why can humans be born disfigured or damaged?
6. Why are we not immune to all diseases?
7. If God designed us after himself, does that mean God is a naked humanoid floating around in space? And does that mean he poops?
8. Why do we specifically have 5 fingers on each hand and 5 toes on each foot?
9. Why is our esophagus connected to our trachea?
10. Why do we release pee from our sexual organs?
11. Why are our eyes so sensitive?
12. Why are there so many animals with better musculature and/or teeth and/or ears than humans?
13. Why can we only survive in SOME places on earth?
14. If being gay is wrong, why did God locate men's pleasure center up our anus?
15. Why do we have a tailbone?
I could keep this train going for hours, Creationists. Try me. But, silly me.... none of you Creationists in this group have the spine to debate properly.
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by Wildatheist: 5:25pm On Dec 07, 2017
Please, answers to the following questions are needed. Are you a strong creationist? Please attempt diligently.
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by malvisguy212: 6:32pm On Dec 07, 2017
you forgot to ask this questions: why do we sleep?
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by Wildatheist: 7:38pm On Dec 07, 2017
malvisguy212:
you forgot to ask this questions: why do we sleep?

cheesy cheesy

Well, you can add it.
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by raphieMontella: 9:26pm On Dec 07, 2017
awkward.
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by Wildatheist: 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2017
raphieMontella:
awkward.

Good excuse. Answer those questions religiously. Relying on the Bible alone.
Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by budaatum: 6:47am On Dec 08, 2017
I can't sleep! And I'm bored. So Wildatheist, you'll have to do. ‎
Wildatheist:
So, for those here who are Creationists and believing in "intelligent design", I have a few questions:
1. Why didn't God design us to be able to devour anything we want, and anything we'd devour would be equally beneficial to our body?
Why would you want to eat plastic? Or poo? Is there not enough good food for you to eat?‎

Wildatheist:
2. Why don't we have any protective sheet for our genitals?
But you do. Unless you were circumcised‎. (Bloody humans. Never satisfied, they keep making amendments!)

Wildatheist:
3. Why don't we have bodies adapting to the heat or cold instead of wearing clothes?
But you do. It's your mind that doesn't keep up so you evolved your protective covering away. You do know you used to be covered in hair right?‎

Wildatheist:
4. If wales didn't evolve from land mammals, why do they breathe air? Did God just have a weird sense of humor when it came to them?
Did wales evolve from mammals? Now, I can't say that I knew that. A weird sense of humour must indeed be involved.

Wildatheist:
5. Why can humans be born disfigured or damaged?
Because they breathe air? ( Is this a trick question?)‎

Wildatheist:
6. Why are we not immune to all diseases?
O!? If you were immune to all diseases, can you imagine what you humans would get up to? You'd eat poo and there'd be no harm done. How would the farmers make a living? (Or don't you like farmers?)‎

Wildatheist:
7. If God designed us after himself, does that mean God is a naked humanoid floating around in space? And does that mean he poops?
You are taking this literally, it seems. Try the inverse, imagine humanoids designed god after themselves. ‎

Wildatheist:
8. Why do we specifically have 5 fingers on each hand and 5 toes on each foot?
‎Because you only need five fingers and five toes. Just consider how much greedier you'd be if you had more fingers! You'd probably eat your toes.

Wildatheist:
9. Why is our esophagus connected to our trachea?
I'd like to assume you meant the oesophagus‎?

It is somewhat efficient. One is for the consumption of oxygen, the other is for the consumption of ‎food. If they weren't connected you'd have two sets of plumbing which means more resources would be needed to make you.

Wildatheist:
10. Why do we release pee from our sexual organs?
Efficiency, again. To avoid two sets of plumbing! Besides, how much use do you really make of your sexual organs to warrant a whole standalone organ?‎ But I now see why you'd want to eat whatever. You'd need the energy to go about with a less efficient design. 

Wildatheist:
11. Why are our eyes so sensitive?
Just so you are aware of them, take care of them and use them. If they weren't so sensitive, they'd be like your knee, or your ass‎ and you wouldn't notice it much. I guess you'd be blind.

Wildatheist:
12. Why are there so many animals with better musculature and/or teeth and/or ears than humans?
Name one! If you have a dog, please take it to the dog dentist. But on a more serious note, other animals don't eat sugar which is the main cause of dental problems. And other animals slobber a lot. If you slobber too you'd save on toothpaste.‎

Wildatheist:
13. Why can we only survive in SOME places on earth?
You can survive anywhere on earth. There is no place on earth where you will just drop dead for being there. Well, not unless you were not meant to be there in the first place like stepping out of an aeroplane at 22000 feet. There is a reason you don't have wings you know.

Wildatheist:
14. If being gay is wrong, why did God locate men's pleasure center up our anus?
Hehem. Well, not unless you were not meant to be there in the first place like stepping out of an aeroplane at 22000 feet. There is a reason you don't have wings you know.

P.s. The repetition is not an error!‎

Wildatheist:
15. Why do we have a tailbone?
‎You have a tailbone? Well, I was going to refer you to question 5, but I am convinced its a trick question.

Wildatheist:
I could keep this train going for hours, Creationists. Try me. But, silly me.... none of you Creationists in this group have the spine to debate properly.

Actually, I completely agree with you. You are silly. But at least you got me tired. I can now sleep. Thanks.‎

P.s. I refused to use my bible. Shoot someone!

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Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by DeSepiero(m): 7:51am On Dec 08, 2017
New atheist! Calm down.

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Re: Quick Questions For The Creationists by budaatum: 3:04pm On Dec 08, 2017
DeSepiero:
New atheist! Calm down.
Lol

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