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attention007:
When a child breaks plate in an African home and is just waiting for the parents to come back

I can relate to this.

We bought a new fridge, being the last child I'm always the one to fill water inside bottle (egovin, locuzade and ribenna bottle) and put inside the fridge. One day I was filling the bottle and one fell down and broke, knowing the kind of beating I'm going to receive from my elder sister, I just don't know when I started crying rolling on the floor and screaming
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
(It has broken).
The neighbours all rushed out to start interceding on my behalf.

makydebbie:

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I know a friend that does this I still don't understand her

attention007:
When you plug your phone to charge at night, only to see in the morning that you didn't turn on the socket.

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Very funny.

When your runaway in law finally send your family chicken for Xmas but never showed up

attention007:
When the ATM goes skrrrrrrr... but doesn't bring out your money.

lol,this pics got me rolling on the ground laughing

That no 1 happened to me this morning....that thing is painful oh

cchiagom:
I know a friend that does this I still don't understand her

Lol what did I do?

attention007:
When you plug your phone to charge at night, only to see in the morning that you didn't turn on the socket.

You did not add "And NEPA now took light!". Lobatan

D ATM own got me bad.. My mum is like Hope say u neva day crase?? hahaha
Relate to it but my card came out nd it waz my last cash, on a Friday, my tfare to auchi for my big sister's matric... I went inside d bank to beg cashers to give me my moni......... Wil neva 4get dat day

hideraoluwa:

Nice name

attention007:
When a child breaks plate in an African home and is just waiting for the parents to come back

This one na pure reality.

Annoying Things You Can Relate To If You Are African? I'm sure this Op is one of those Nigerians born abroad who believe that Africa is a country

Chommieblaq:
I can relate to this.

We bought a new fridge, being the last child I'm always the one to fill water inside bottle (egovin, locuzade and ribenna bottle) and put inside the fridge. One day I was filling the bottle and one fell down and broke, knowing the kind of beating I'm going to receive from my elder sister, I just don't know when I started crying rolling on the floor and screaming
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
(It has broken).
The neighbours all rushed out to start interceding on my behalf.

Lol. I once brought out my dad's gun where he hid it and just as I was checking it out, he suddenly opened his room door. I saw both my dead great grand parents telling me welcome home son.

Akeem1759:
Which caption I go give this one now.. lolzzzz

When you and your arch enemy are forced to swear before your village shrine..

I try?

Akeem1759:
Which caption I go give this one now.. lolzzzz

When you attend your friend's wedding reception and they tell you there is no rice

Wow @attention007 you made my evening, I have been moody all along. Thanks

this is d most hilarious stuff today

once ATM machine skrrrrrrrr and stop and u hear another skrrrrrrrrrrr again my brother no money for you, the skrrrrrrrr shouldn't be more than once

Chommieblaq:
I can relate to this.

We bought a new fridge, being the last child I'm always the one to fill water inside bottle (egovin, locuzade and ribenna bottle) and put inside the fridge. One day I was filling the bottle and one fell down and broke, knowing the kind of beating I'm going to receive from my elder sister, I just don't know when I started crying rolling on the floor and screaming
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
O ti wa go
(It has broken).
The neighbours all rushed out to start interceding on my behalf.

Lmao

MrsNgoziKalu:
I can relate with all..

so your mother still give you offering money

Kereokwu:
Wow @attention007 you made my evening, I have been moody all along. Thanks

Glad I was able to help

Jointhemiltons2:
Lol the ATM one cracked me up

me join

Atlantia:
This never gets old!
I just pretend I'm asleep....or I stuff my ears with my earpiece so I can say 'I didn't hear you calling' without it actually being a lie.

Ya A Bad Shild

Bollinger:
Question is why wait for two hours?

You must be a foreigner

attention007:
When you plug your phone to charge at night, only to see in the morning that you didn't turn on the socket.

Lmao! This one ehn! The tears will just refuse to come.

Imarnuel04:
Annoying Things You Can Relate To If You Are African? I'm sure this Op is one of those Nigerians born abroad who believe that Africa is a country

Not at all

na this one dey make me vest past

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