₦airaland Forum

cescky:
You must be a foreigner

You mean you guys wait two hours to withdraw at an atm? What da phuck?

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

this part eeh, e dey pain,not only crush,even when ur big friends are sitted by you

ddapoo:
when you wait for 6 hours at owambe party just for you to hear that there no more food

haha this one is painfull and weakening

after last encounter i never just go to owanbe anyhow

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

Hahahaha, this one na big Fvck up na.... Kilode

Santinojr:
Ya A Bad Shild

Lol...No, I'm not.

attention007:
Back in secondary school, when you're being punished by a teacher and you look up and suddenly see your crush passing.

I can relate.

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

My dad personally came to my seat and gave me offering money where I dey form big girl...

Kuku kee me...

Permission to share on my FB page will acknowledge you nI

Too funny

Cannonleo:
Permission to share on my FB page will acknowledge you nI

Too funny

Sure

Thank u Trump, we now know who we are

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

this one is legendary

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

I wonda why ppl do this to their grown-up children. I know a man who does this to his entire family - wife & children above 20

Bollinger:
You mean you guys wait two hours to withdraw at an atm? What da phuck?

Some areas lack adequate atm machines..so the few that exists..will be jjam packed ...welcome to Nigeria

Jodeci25:
Nice one Op but not too funny

You proly have deep personal issues if this post is not too funny to you.

makydebbie:
Who can relate?

Hahaha

ajepako:
When you and your arch enemy are forced to swear before your village shrine..

I try?

e no go funny walai.. u try

Jodeci25:
Nice one Op but not too funny

U dey fuel queue?

Alaye, biko laff o. Na beg I take beg u

when husband want sex on market day

cescky:
Some areas lack adequate atm machines..so the few that exists..will be jjam packed ...welcome to Nigeria

Holy crap.

When you borrow your friend's car to impress your babe and SARS stop you

most annoying
dey stop selling in jerry can wen e reach mt turn
after waiting for 3hours
say fuel don finish

The moment when you use all your salary to carry 2odds in order to double it and flex this xmas. one of the games ended draw instead of straight win

Lmao. Hilarious

When you dey form international call in front of your crush, then somebody come tap your shoulder say "Oga see your phone battery, e fall out since and I just dey call you but you dey form call"

Kukuma kill me lemme die

When u took TM and the chick don't show up

attention007:
When it's the evening before your wedding and the tailor says 'I'm not yet done with your cloth. Just give me time'

if its me i will arrest that tailor

ysyowel:
na this one dey make me vest past

when downloading a powerful message only to discover that your data finished @ 99%

or this one

when you follow your dad to see his friends and they start talking about old days

hardbody:
You proly have deep personal issues if this post is not too funny to you.

Bro who is not having deep personal issues in this buhari administration? Abeg I nor follow for suffering and smiling gang o

attention007:
When your entire family attends the same church, and while you're sitting next to your crush, your little sister taps you from behind and says 'mummy said I should give you this twenty naira for offering"

lol, the funniest be sey, I'm working and comfortable in my own way, but my mum would still give my siblings money to come give me probably thinking i dont have the fund, when the truth is I dont just want to pay anything at that moment. I will tell her no polymer for me, she go talk sey manage #50, sha drop something.

makydebbie:
Lol what did I do?

oh sorry not you I meant the picture of one that uses school fees for sowing seed