₦airaland Forum

Why I Should Be Your President

My Dear People of the South,

I am a Southerner, your brother from Edo State. I will stop every plan to northernize Nigeria.

I am a Christian, and I will nip the islamization agenda in the bud.

We produce oil, and we cannot continue to suffer neglect. Seventy percent of the budget will be for the South.

I will move Kaduna Refinery to Aba. I will thrash the North East Development Commission Bill.

I belief in self identification. If our Igbo brothers want their own country, we'll work on a referendum.

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My Dear People of the North,

I am a Nigerian, your fellow brother. I will ensure the wanton poverty in the North is dealt with.

I believe in the freedom of religion. I will support any plan that will promote that. Islam is a religion of peace.

Your cows don't deserve less. We shall grant grazing reserves to you all over the country.

There's no reason why Adamawa or Katsina cannot beat Lagos in development. We will work on it.

And I am no Igbo. I cannot possibly support the Biafran secessionist movement. Those rogues!

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My Dear People of Nigeria,

We will work together to move this country forward.

Hate speeches do more harm than good. The media can be very misleading.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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This is Nigeria.

© Sunday Erhunmwunse

Tr harder to cause DIVISION.. you will surely trend..
#nigerianracist

timba la e niko

With this mentality u are worse than buhari. U even called urself a Christian, u are wrong, u are an hypocrite.

whitebeard:
With this mentality u are worse than buhari. U even called urself a Christian, u are wrong, u are an hypocrite.

The write-up is a satire, my dear.

It xrays the way our politicians get votes via sentiments.

Common, keep cool.

Abjay97:
Tr harder to cause DIVISION.. you will surely trend..
#nigerianracist

Bro, the last sentence of the write up should have told you it's a satire.

I merely put in a narrative the happenings in our nation.