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Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by efighter: 6:50pm On Jan 02, 2018
A village drunk called Goatluck Ebele Jonascam was once president of a great country called Nigeria.
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Tugsramm(m): 10:35am On Jan 03, 2018
leverage:


Just like I thought b!tch can't say non
cool
ur other post was lyk 400level project.nd is lyk u used nd empty brain enter new year u bastard son of whor?e
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Leverageisback(m): 3:26pm On Jan 03, 2018
Tugsramm:
ur other post was lyk 400level project.nd is lyk u used nd empty brain enter new year u bastard son of whor?e

grin ha! looks like you pained to your f*cking nuts boi.
i bet you thought i would be like "angry hey you are the son of a LovePeddler whose c0ck craving deficient mom had no time to teach lessons on being witty or original"

but nah its already too late for that cause i own you now son cool
so this gonna go three ways either you gonna lay down and act you didnt see this reply or you gonna dig into your pain bag of desperation and throw in a drake designer meme for good measure or you will just rant outta pain.

so go on son prove daddy right cool
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Tugsramm(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2018
Leverageisback:


grin ha! looks like you pained to your f*cking nuts boi.
i bet you thought i would be like "angry hey you are the son of a LovePeddler whose c0ck craving deficient mom had no time to teach lessons on being witty or original"

but nah its already too late for that cause i own you now son cool
so this gonna go three ways either you gonna lay down and act you didnt see this reply or you gonna dig into your pain bag of desperation and throw in a drake designer meme for good measure or you will just rant outta pain.

so go on son prove daddy right cool
so u want me to leave ur sorry ass.u ar nt in d position to gv me option,wat am tryin to say is dat u display immaturity nd we ar in new year....new year new u pls
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Leverageisback(m): 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2018
Tugsramm:
so u want me to leave ur sorry ass.u ar nt in d position to gv me option,wat am tryin to say is dat u display immaturity nd we ar in new year....new year new u pls

grin aw! how adorable, my lil b!tch chose option number 3 and threw a lil bit of option 2 on it thinking daddy wont notice wink too bad i read you like a book cause and i play you like a f*cking puppet change that name from tugsramm to Pinocchio cause you just got stringed biotch
cool
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by yarimo(m): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2018
manny4u:
My sad story is that Buhari was elected as the President of Nigeria in 2015 and he is still the president till now.

Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Tugsramm(m): 7:44am On Jan 04, 2018
Leverageisback:


grin aw! how adorable, my lil b!tch chose option number 3 and threw a lil bit of option 2 on it thinking daddy wont notice wink too bad i read you like a book cause and i play you like a f*cking puppet change that name from tugsramm to Pinocchio cause you just got stringed biotch
cool
very funny, who gv fvck abt hw u read.u knw d funny part u typin lyk a person dat stil maintain sum sanity bt i place u in reverse order.cry no more my beloved dude dis new year nd try to prove me wrong
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Leverageisback(m): 8:53am On Jan 04, 2018
Tugsramm:
very funny, who gv fvck abt hw u read.u knw d funny part u typin lyk a person dat stil maintain sum sanity bt i place u in reverse order.cry no more my beloved dude dis new year nd try to prove me wrong

grin hehehe Pinocchio tryna turn this around but its sad cause you are f*cked either ways, if you keep replying it means you are pained and you take me seriously if you run, that will make you a lil biotch which I will never let you live down #Owned.
*singing* you have strings that hold you down that hold you down you've got strings that you down grin
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Tugsramm(m): 9:56am On Jan 04, 2018
Leverageisback:


grin hehehe Pinocchio tryna turn this around but its sad cause you are f*cked either ways, if you keep replying it means you are pained and you take me seriously if you run, that will make you a lil biotch which I will never let you live down #Owned.
*singing* you have strings that hold you down that hold you down you've got strings that you down grin
u ar tired of me lol. Aleast u surrendered u sound defeated.if u reply me vice versa,me replyin u al dis while doesn't mean u ar sensible or important u ar just makin my days wit ur stupid letters nd poems
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Leverageisback(m): 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2018
Tugsramm:
u ar tired of me lol. Aleast u surrendered u sound defeated.if u reply me vice versa,me replyin u al dis while doesn't mean u ar sensible or important u ar just makin my days wit ur stupid letters nd poems

yo! Pinocchio check out these bars;

gimme a beat
aii aii aii aii aii
yo!.......no homo....oh boi you don turn ma biotch I may just call you bingo....watch me...watch me...
work you like a sock puppet making you spill your sorrow....
I got your strings...... you can't see em that's cos I'm in your head and I control you like Palpatine do em.
I ain't stressed yo I think I'm almost sleeping but you make me laff the way I got your crying and be tripping.
sad i want to add "no one man should have all this power" as the hook but I'm not sure yet.
anyway puppet what you think?awesome if you think its good, whack if you think its good and avoid the topic entirely if you agree that I own your @as cool
Re: Write A Sad Story In One Sentence by Leverageisback(m): 3:51pm On Jan 05, 2018
yup nigga totally avoided comments cause he knows i own his @ss cool



Tugsramm:
another poem nd letter.don't care to read.al i knw is dat u want me to leave ur gay ass no i wil nt, u nid a person to gv u factory setting dat person is me ;Danother poem nd letter.don't care to read.al i knw is dat u want me to leave ur gay ass no i wil nt, u nid a person to gv u factory setting dat person is me
angry how dare you give such a weak and desperate pat on the back as a reply? you better get creative before i tangle you all up in these strings boi

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