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So as i was going home this evening, i was so tired and all i wanted to do was reach home, fling myself on my bed and sleep off, but there was one problem, i was hungry... And the strength to cook has escaped me... So i bought a take away plate of jollof rice from a mama put along the road on the way to my house.

As i entered my house, i settled down to savor the meal b4 sleeping. As i was eating my food jejely... My spoon struck something hard... An extra meat i thought to myself... Today most be a special day for this woman to give me an extra meat, i said in my mind... Carrying up the supposed meat... It was a bone, hidden underneath the rice... Was it a mistake i asked myself or Was it what she used to do juju to trap me as a continuous costumer... Many images n' tales rushed through my mind... Oh may be its my nigerian side talking...

As i was complaining with my left mind how people can be this wicked at this time in this country... I proceeded eating, then my spoon dug up another bone...the rice in my plate halved... What manner of fuckery i almost shouted... Tears nearly ran down my ears... I was getting angry... I was cursing every tin cursable with my right mind...

Still murmuring my disappointment and anger as i was almost finishing my food. i decided to scope d last tin on my plate which was meat... As i put it in my mouth n' chewed... It was bone... Oh who have i offended... I have not even done any major sinning of this year.. I have not even chyked any girl this year nor have i had any sex. Why me this evening i asked myself...
But when i crushed some part of the bone and its watery content gushed into my mouth... Damn man... It was sweet, so sweet i nearly forgave the woman... Did she cook the bones separately i mused... It tasted better than the food.

Anyways i crushed what i could and spit out the rest... Now i am going to bed... Angry and still hungry... Goodnight guys.

ponti93:
So as i was going home this evening, i was so tired and all i wanted to do was reach home, fling myself on my bed and sleep off, but there was one problem, i was hungry... And the strength to cook has escaped me... So i bought a take away plate of jollof rice from a mama put along the road on the way to my house.

As i entered my house, i settled down to savor the meal b4 sleeping. As i was eating my food jejely... My spoon struck something hard... An extra meat i thought to myself... Today most be a special day for this woman to give me an extra meat, i said in my mind... Carrying up the supposed meat... It was a bone, hidden underneath the rice... Was it a mistake i asked myself or Was it what she used to do juju to trap me as a continuous costumer... Many images n' tales rushed through my mind... Oh may be its my nigerian side talking...

As i was complaining with my left mind how people can be this wicked at this time in this country... I proceeded eating, then my spoon dug up another bone...the rice in my plate halved... What manner of fuckery i almost shouted... Tears nearly ran down my ears... I was getting angry... I was cursing every tin cursable with my right mind...

Still murmuring my disappointment and anger as i was almost finishing my food. i decided to scope d last tin on my plate which was meat... As i put it in my mouth n' chewed... It was bone... Oh who have i offended... I have not even done any major sinning of this year.. I have not even chyked any girl this year nor have i had any sex. Why me this evening i asked myself...
But when i crushed some part of the bone and its watery content gushed into my mouth... Damn man... It was sweet, so sweet i nearly forgave the woman... Did she cook the bones separately i mused... It tasted better than the food.

Anyways i crushed what i could and spit out the rest... Now i am going to bed... Angry and still hungry... Goodnight guys.

Nice write up

well let me add insult to injury! what you sucked is not just water, rather the water she use in washing her punna

At least you now have energy to type. at all at all na winch

I miss 'mama put'... Can someone send it down for me?

One mama put in my area good old day known as mama obi...
I really miss her meal.

chai...dem don get this one... baba don suck puna water tok say e sweet

Shedrack777:
well let me add insult to injury! what you sucked is not just water, rather the water she use in washing her punna

lwkm

When village people want to frustrate somebody, that's how it starts. Biko Nwannem tell you had bad dream too