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1. When your class offends a teacher, and she be like go and call Mr Fakeye (the teacher who can beat most)

2. Then you all start lamenting among your self who caused the trouble.
Class captain : ma, it was stephen that was making noise
Stephen : Abi you are mad, was it not femi

3. Then someone among you is choosen to first chop cane, and ends up being beating like a goat

4. And people of other class will be laughing at you guys

5. And all of a sudden you hear now your cain is plus 3, and you all run to chop cane

6. And the canr just breaks and he orders the other class student to go and bring a cane, and that one now come with 3 fat canes

7. And the weak ones start explaining how they were not in the class.
Teacher: Next!
Lalasticlala: sir! I swear, i was not among, i went to ease my self, ask seun
Seun: Better leave me

8. And people still dey observe

OP I never laff o

Like say I no even go skul sef

Abi all dis tin no dey happen 4 boarding ni

Still following

No sleeping

10. And you hear plus one

11. And teacher starting showing sign of being tired
**NOTE: i can bet you feel like yawning when seeing the pics below

13. And we dat like choping cane last be like

Teacher: Oya .. You too join them!!!!
Me: But sir, I didn't there sir!!

lol those watching from the other class tho, enemies of progress... wedding MC

MaestroJhay:
1. When your class offends a teacher, and she be like go and call Mr Fakeye (the teacher who can beat most)

Mr Fakeye the French teacher. sounds familiar from birch Freeman high sch

oyonu:
Mr Fakeye the French teacher. sounds familiar from birch Freeman high sch

Exactly man, he was my french teacher den. Did yu attend birchfreeman 2?

Laitesmart:
Teacher: Oya .. You too join them!!!!

Me: But sir, I didn't there sir!!

lol

U are not serious u got me rolling on my bed

MaestroJhay:
Exactly man, he was my french teacher den. Did yu attend birchfreeman 2?

Yes. Graduated in 2006

dis make me to remember what happened back then in my JSS 2, some students dey make noise for my class after morning assembly, na so dis maths teacher(owoeye)con come tell everybody say make dem standup, including those wey no make noise, Come flog everybody wey dey inside class, I be principal then because I no dey like to dey go school early, as I enter school wey i wan enter my class around 9:20am, na so I dey hear sounds like, "PAA, PA-PA-PA" for dat early mormo, wey rain dey fall small, na so I just kuku go hide for dat our smelling toilet for 30min tey xcape flogging for DAT day. ;Ddis make me to remember what happened back then in my JSS 2, some students dey make noise for my class after morning assembly, na so dis maths teacher(owoeye)con come tell everybody say make dem standup, including those wey no make noise, Come flog everybody wey dey inside class, I be principal then because I no dey like to dey go school early, as I enter school wey i wan enter my class around 9:20am, na so I dey hear sounds like, "PAA, PA-PA-PA" for dat early mormo, wey rain dey fall small, na so I just kuku go hide for dat our smelling toilet for 30min tey xcape flogging for DAT day.

Ok

I school at Canada, so pls what is cane

And this made front page?...


Seun should take all his moderators for mental evaluation.

so funny

Teachers Can Be Stupid... They Just Be Floggin people Anyhow

There is always Fa in front of teachers that can beat students very well, in My secondary school, we had we Fawole and Mr Fatile then. Ibadan Grammar School 2003-2009 students can relate!

The weak ones that always try to dodge the cane
Always giving stupid excuses, just chop your cane already let's hear word

MaestroJhay:
7. And the weak ones start explaining how they were not in the class.
Teacher: Next!
Lalasticlala: sir! I swear, i was not among, i went to ease my self, ask seun
Seun: Better leave me

you got me man