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mumu maryan, its called a #SexDoll and not a phonebooth

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

1000likes you nailed it joor


Haters right now

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Nairaland and baaaaadest people

donstan18:
This one you are attacking me, it's like your girlfriend is on Nairaland you don't want her to see you supporting sex doll .

When the guy finally catch u 4 real life.

she looks like a sex doll.

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Paining who?loll!atleast we women can rest from baby[quote][/quote]just the "Tip" now.when you people where using vaseline did we complain?and for your info God did not answer such stupid prayer.it is paining you people more!we know!oya eat your money belleful but while you are at it.make sure you take ur sex doll to the club let her rock you.make sure she bears kids for you.Goes to the market too.Go and show her to your parents esp your mama(who will disown you shaperly) and pay her bride price too.it is with your own hand you will call urself a mugu and go and find a babe that you will beg to eat your money.

Sex dolls are no threat!lol.by the time your peepee will swell from stange illness gotten from the pit of hell which btw is where those things are from.you will carry it on your head alone

I know you are joking o.so im joking along with you.

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Best comment of the year. From yr2000 - 2018

See as she be like village feeding bottle

Top 5 Mentioned Names Today On NairaLand 1. Sex Dolls 2. Fulani Herdsman 3. Davido 4. Buhari 5. Wizkid

Don't Bother, We Like Our Sex Dolls Like TThat

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

Boss man you made my day jare..really appreciate.

blackgold2018:
Believe me majority of them picking on broke guys are either fu*king or dating one(broke guy)

Like your own girlfriend is dating you abi..

Dammylois:
Hehehhehe

aba will start distribution in november

Toks2008:
Don't mind them jare...shakara everywhere..you greet them common to answernah wahala...to woo them nah big problem but now you can go get a life like doll of your perfect spec lol! I see China mass producing soon and guys will be like...

Tunde:Omo if you see my new dolly,I just order am from Japan
Emeka:Forget my guy...my own nah German made...if you see her body you go melt.
AY:I hear say dem don do one wey dey cum....lol!

Hahaha, this got me cracking

You said broke guys can't afford sex dolls, and at the same time broke guys can't afford naija babes.......

You belong to Ministry of frustration.

May you be frustrated the way you wan frustrate guys

balmofgilead:
Paining who?loll!atleast we women can rest from baby just the "Tip" now.when you people where using vaseline did we complain?and for your info God did not answer such stupid prayer.it is paining you people more!we know!oya eat your money belleful but while you are at it.make sure you take ur sex doll to the club let her rock you.make sure she bears kids for you.Goes to the market too.Go and show her to your parents esp your mama(who will disown you shaperly) and pay her bride price too.it is with your own hand you will call urself a mugu and go and find a babe that you will beg to eat your money.

Sex dolls are no threat!lol.by the time your peepee will swell from stange illness gotten from the pit of hell which btw is where those things are from.you will carry it on your head alone

I know you are joking o.so im joking along with you.

So you mean to tell me there is no pit of hell btw your legs??

The more christainity spreads the more devlish people spread their news faster and do all things for people to asmilate whatever they have coming. It started with women becoming one of the cheapest thing to acquire, even the most prety and wealthy of them. Sex became so easy an act that takes place at any location desired. Then slaying joined with almost every girl wanted to be called a slaying girl. Behold! this year, in addition to intimacy gadgets for women which has been there for ages is this very distastesful sex dolls for men. Has inferiority complex gotton to the extent that men will have to throw away the little manhood they have left? This for me remains a demonic package to cage people spiritually and not just technological innovation.

SenorFax:
So you mean to tell me there is no pit of hell btw your legs??

Go and ask all the females in ur family.

my dad bought his MTN Sim N37,000 in 1999 and Nokia 3310 40,000. but now a sim is N300 and Nokia phone is about 19k. the price of the Doll will still come down by the year 2025 it will be sold around 10k

Thegeneralqueen:
Go fix your life together

Say that without crying

Thegeneralqueen:
Go fix your life together

Say that without crying

When I see the kind of girl i like, I will just snap her picture and send it to my clients in shanghai or Guangzhou in China to build a sex doll of her for me.

Life is becoming more easy and less stressful

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

but olosho neva finish for market nah, y i go,carry money,go but plasttic day Bleep when olosho nah #500 std lo sure ju

chronique:
Hisses. Nigerian youths are quite foolish. Instead of them to be bothered about the genocide and level of insecurity that is threatening the continuous existence of this country, they are busy debating about sex dolls and irrelevant mundane things. Such a wasted generation.

ah ah is it your waste plz allow us waste in peace

donstan18:
A sex doll will soon fall on your dad, chase your mum out and become your step-mum.

savage

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

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Bros, whoever you are, wherever you are, I will hunt you down and I will find you and I will make you share this crate of Heineken with Isi ewu with me.

When we finish, you will help me order for a Rihanna faced but Toolz bodied sex doll.

You be real G my nigga.

Bless up

Which is the sex doll among the pictures? One look real to me

[quote author=EmagNig post=64314136]Delectable Nollywood Actress and filmmaker, Maryam Charles has presented her own opinion on the trending sex doll topic, and she is of the school of thought that the dolls can never take the place of a “real girlfriend.” And broke guys cannot even afford the sex doll.

In a post she made on her Instagram today, Maryam Charles says the sex dolls are not even meant for guys that are not loaded as each costs a whooping N800,000.

Maryam Charles also stated the things that a real girlfriend can do, but a doll can't

She says:

The end is here.

Uyi168:
...this one is alreay scared

No be small. Na bad market for her now. Nobody go look her side again
It's a welcome development. I will buy 2 sex dolls and name them Cynthia and Kate

donstan18:
A sex doll will soon fall on your dad, chase your mum out and become your step-mum.

Savage

Proudlyngwa:
If you sleep with a girl that uses weavon, cuttex, lipstick, fake nails and eyelashes, you are sleeping with a doll

.Bross relax, if it is not Panadol,it can never be panadol, I will prefer to sleep with a girl with all those things you mentioned instead of a zombie. But I will even encourage many foolish guys to go for the sex dolls and leave girls for people like me who will never stoop so low to sleeping with lifeless objects just for the fear taking care of a girl. God forbid.

if nt for stupidity y will I go and buy toll and take it as my sex partner when real pussy dy

Peterosky:
.Bross relax, if it is not Panadol,it can never be panadol, I will prefer to sleep with a girl with all those things you mentioned instead of a zombie. But I will even encourage many foolish guys to go for the sex dolls and leave girls for people like me who will never stoop so low to sleeping with lifeless objects just for the fear taking care of a girl. God forbid.

Yes I know, and those girls will prefer to use Dildos ,vibrators and cucumbers to men like you. It is people like you that girls pet in front and laugh at, at the back.
I wish you are a field worker,so that you can know how pretentious girls are.

Incase you don't know, give a girl they cold shoulder and she will do everything to get you.That is why you see girls shouting about this sex dolls.