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What am I doing here?

Goodness, so much beautiful stories and strength. So cuteness and good news.

But wait, my "ovaries" are jumping oooo. I no do again.

Bye bye, you cannot coman make me get pregnant unconciously with your beauty and cuteness.

Ka ma pade ooooo

hunniesuzie:
Guys it's not every dog that is barking that you respond to. Please this is a new year. Learn to unlook. This thread is too important to be distracted by noise

Hunnie Bunnie how far na? why you wan change this reggae to blues na

FloraEC:
Sorry for derailing the thread mama's. Newcomers you're welcome, we're one family here and will always be. We love, correct, help and quarrel but can never force a horse to drink water.

Team July hope we're good? Have we started antenatal yet? Still fighting ms? Feeling baby flutters....cappo how're you doing

Nwannem adighi ifeneme! Carry go I dey your back.

dunasy:
congratulations curvilicious......welcome John

booqee......kpele...hope you took lots of water..... baby things are expensive kwa......how did you feel when doing the shopping? mushy mushy abi....plenty awhhs and this is cute..that is lovely comments ....me I kukuma surrounded myself with my baby things to sleep when I first did shopping then.


FloraEC....... ki lon happen ma'am?

ifyalways....no we don't have a birthday mate grandma

forzarush.....I don't see mentions still except I do physical check of the mentions tab...how's the family?how's you too doing ma'am

redsocks.....welcome on board ma'am

Zaynie......na so resumption dey be ma'am....trying to rest this weekend abi......seems we have finished the cooking series.......

We need spontaneous things again on this thread once in a while .....mama's let's spontacook something we all can contribute and benefit from.....

eg like e-fight abi?


Lolz abeg make I run before them come for me o! I no sabi fight buy i can like post for amorika

mummyjayson:
They think they can DENT this thread with their evil tongues and unguarded utterances just when Gods glory is all over the thread blessing mums with lovely babies,,,,, the bible says it shall not stand neither will it come to pass,,,, God is warning you people oooo,,, stay away from this thread,,,or u face his wrath,,, this is 2018 not 2017 where somethings were over looked,,, mod ban is a small thing compared to Gods ban..... #dropsmic

Amen!!!!!!!

zaynie:
Congrats to all new moms. May your babies grow to be as you dream. Amin.

Curvilicious mama, welcome to motherhood.
Kiss John for me, the guy try no be small





Mama Dunasy, isnor easy. My new position is the lead role so no hiding behind anyone. I sleep and breathe Pinterest and Google and Whatsapp when I'm free.
Hopefully next week I would be settled and all those Northern mamas will here weeeeen.



One word of advixe to who wants to listen.
Have you seen a 2 year old throw a tantrum when you take his favorite toy after he did something wrong?
At first he is meek when he fears you will take the toy away.
Then he is rebellious when you've taken the toy away, he tries to take the toy back by all means and will bite or scratch or climb you and pull your hair. Hold him at arms length so he does no body harm. And most importantly ignore him.
Then he stops trying and just wails loudly, after which he'll most likely sleep off in that same spot.






Have a great night ladies.
Keep rocking your bumps with pride.

Lobatan!

Me I get ear o

FloraEC:
That's what I'll do. Googled it and was seeing "hidden twin" big baby" GD(gestational diabetes)

If you see my tummy ehh When I see April /May bumps I just hide my face. I wonder if I'll be able to move at 40wks

Hidden twin is very possible

mamatwiny:
Lots of men have subscribed to baby mama things
Advise your sisters, any man not ready to commit to marriage is not worth getting pregnant for(except its ur decision not to get married.)
Gone are the days u trap a man with pregnancy. They even plan the baby mama ahead of you.

One of my hubby's friend resolved not to marry. He feels marriage is not worth it and it gives women right to torment your life. He has dated the babe almost 4years now and wants to make her baby Mama. The babes friend advised her to carry Belle that it will make d guy marry her fast. Guy man saw the chat and told my hubby that he will soon be a papa. The babe is pregnant now. He treats her well. Rented a house for her. Added some cash to the girls money and bought her a car.

The babe doesn't know what she is in for. The man plans to cage her down but will never live or marry her.

My advise, If anyone falls into such pregnancy , take the baby back to the father's family at 3years max and start a new life.

Nonsense!

Just like that? easier said than done.

kelizosuy:
Mama your advice is very good and credible but the ideal of taking the baby back to the Guy's family is a no no for me. I believe before a person decides to keep a pregnancy she already knows what she's in for.. The best one can do about it is to drop the baby with her own family. I'm speaking for myself when I say no one can take care of my baby like I can. A child at 3years is still at the developmental stage and needs the mom. So dropping the baby with the Guy's family in my own opinion is wrong.

Bless your heart for this! Send me your digits I have mtn airtime for you.

Angel2424:
I agree with you..a child at 3 years need to be with the mom. Why drop the baby off with the guy's family? How are you sure the child wont be maltreated? Remember that child will not be a baby forever...you abandon them like that and you think they will ever forget or forgive you? No one can take care of a child like the mother..so pls mothers hold on to your baby. God will always provide for both of you.

Amen!

Mahoti:
I am leaving with my baby and yes his girlfriend knows

Please do.

4realwoman:
Bumpy tuesday
Thank you king of Kings for being us dis far
May you name alone be glorified forevermore, Amen
We are 21weeks today to the glory of the most high God
I can't thank God enough for dis great privilege given to me and I pray it goes round for all GTC mamas in Jesus name, Amen.
Oluwa E'tobi E'tobi E'tobi oo
Team May for no loss

amen.

Mynd44:
What am I doing here?

Goodness, so much beautiful stories and strength. So cuteness and good news.

But wait, my "ovaries" are jumping oooo. I no do again.

Bye bye, you cannot coman make me get pregnant unconciously with your beauty and cuteness.

Ka ma pade ooooo

lol no run, u dey fear?

Anistef:
lol no run, u dey fear?

I was going to run oo.

But aunty, you are fine ooo.

Issa beautiful somebody person you are

Mynd44:
I was going to run oo.
But aunty, you are fine ooo.
Issa beautiful somebody person you are

#Blushing#

Anistef:
#Blushing#

See, i swear you are like mammy water. Your eyes, your smile, your nose kai. God is good. Your beauty is making me misbehave

If only, oh well, God knows best

Gbogbo yin a so layo ooooo

Iroyin ayo Lama gbo oooo

A gbo owun iya, a gbo ti omo na.

Bi ewure se'n bi were
Bi aguntan se'n bi were ni Olorun a se ti gbogbo yin.


Toddles

Schonebaby:
Thank u mama's. I really appreciate ur kind words. I'm trying to be strong, I don't want to lose my baby for the sake of my mother and younger sisters. Just pained me that daddy dint wait to meet his first grandkid. It is well

It is well with you sis! May your dad find rest in our Lords bossom.

Mynd44:
What am I doing here?

Goodness, so much beautiful stories and strength. So cuteness and good news.

But wait, my "ovaries" are jumping oooo. I no do again.

Bye bye, you cannot coman make me get pregnant unconciously with your beauty and cuteness.

Ka ma pade ooooo

Mynd is female?

Mynd44:
See, i swear you are like mammy water. Your eyes, your smile, your nose kai. God is good. Your beauty is making me misbehave

If only, oh well, God knows best

Abeg com carry ur bros, al dis for person wife. lol

thank you for your great work keep it up. http://www.lnk123.com/aff_c?offer_id=598&aff_id=389677

[quote author=Liftedhands post=64431093][/quote]Mummy Ekene bobo welcome ma
How is DS?

curvilicious:
Back!

Ad she said 6cm i felt she was joking(i dnt know why i felt she was joking but it wasnt a joke!
Then they asked me to lie on my left. I turned left oooooo but couldnt bear it again then i got up nd said nurse why must it be left nd not right? She didnt answer. As d contractions began again i started screaming: i want to face right o nurse right plz nurse lemme face right, i beg u nursebjust allow me face right small even if na 2minis. D nurse now started explaining jargons couldnt comprehend. Later my mind just reminded me i wasnt in chains na so i change position to right. When contractions came again i turned to nurse nd said nurse dont be offended plz i want to go back to left. I turned again. The third time i told the nurse say nurse Kalu i cant beg again o i want to face up. She was jus looking at me. After like one hour she left to rest her head. I was alone. I just jump down from bed lije wrestler, went to the ward. I met one oda nurse there, i tapped her nd said madam plz pray for me, am dieing. She was shocked nd escorted me back to d labour ward. She prayed after sometime she slept off na so i waka go meet nurse Kalu nd started to quarrel with her abt me being alone in labour ward. Na so anoda contraction come. I didnt know when i entered akanchawa nd started to sing it. They took me back to the labour ward. Anoda 2minis contractions came again i enter Yoruba songs. As the labour proceeded i started shouting waiyo allah waiyo allah. The nurses were confused larer i entered my dialect nd started asking God to help me. Then one of the nurses now said ehen thats how u shld do be calling Jesus. I entered anoda round of shouting this time it was yeparipa oluwami o

They had to administer ox.y.to.xin as they fixed d canula immediately i aensed what they wanted to do i opted to use the toilet. I went n nd locked the toilet door they started begging me to come out. They had to goan bring dh to coman help dem beg me. After a while i came without the canula. They had to fix a new one nd boom they started d drip dat was how the madness increased. I started shouting my fada nd moda to no avail i superfly from the bed to the ground nd said i needed space i wanted to run. The nurse was like run as how? I said i have strength i want to run intothe bush plz allow me. As i turn see dh na so i use force turn hold his shirt nd started tearing it and was saying look at what u cosd if i were single this wont happen. The man just stood there begging me to cooperate. I turnwd to nurse Kalu nd said plz hold me, am in pains who asked to agree? Na so i start to dey break d nurse finger with all my strength. I left her nd faced bedspread na so i shout i want to tear something i just hold d bedspread tear an into two. Again as d drip progressed i started saying sojo(army doc) plz help me. D doc said cooperare so we can help u na so i spark o because am in ur hospital, ordinary yeye soldier is trearing me anyhow. You are wicked. Officer you are wicked o. Just to help me officer. D officer now said anoda six months now u will start antenatal again na so i vex look her wt terrible bad eye.
I shout sotae their oga came to check what was happening nd said oh na born she dey born.

I curse them, fight them, warn them, beg them, do all sorts of things till finally, i had the urge to poo. I told the nurse she said poo there. I said no ooo no plz i cant poo in u pple's presence. My butt loss value because i kept slapping it once contractions come. I told dh stop rubbing my back rub my butt. D man jejely carey hand dey rub my frosh butt but wt fear for him eyes until i said stop! I dont want again just go, goooo oga get out of here now!

Then she put her hand nd said ur see babys head once u get d urge to poo plz push na so puuuuuuush kpaka nothing. The officer provoke for me saying since you have been wasting ur energy shouting now you are proving lazy. I go so slap ur butt if u no push. Do u want to injure ur child? As the urge came again i puuuuuush nothing dat was how they brought out a scissors like equipment as i pushed again i heard & felt cut chakam! There the head came out i pushed the last nd the remaining body came out @ 5:05am weighing 3.5kg with a loud cry nd hand struggling to enter mouth.

They took him and we continued with placenta which came out after sometime looking very large according to the nurses. They now started saying you sure say na only one baby?
They stitched the scissor cut nd the cervix tear.
After all said nd done i just got up like i did during labour nd was forming going to maternity ward where i just became blank and fell on the floor nd fainted abi na pass out(i fear o) they rushed me back and administered drip which lasted for about two hours.
I saw my John all looking so handsome and ingredient. Then i said to myself: congratulations you are now a mommy

Only for one of the nurses to coman be asking me, madam abeg what tribe exactly are you? She asked me during labour i told i forgot as my brain was filled with pains

I apologised to each and every nurse present and dh gave them moni to share among themselves with preferencial treatment to nurse Kalu.

My appreciation goes to all mamas Atc, preggy, waddlers, newmoms, oldmoms, grandmas etc. Preggy threaders una do well

I came, I saw, I conquered

Congratulations, I am so happy for you.

Mynd44:
Gbogbo yin a so layo ooooo

Iroyin ayo Lama gbo oooo

A gbo owun iya, a gbo ti omo na.

Bi ewure se'n bi were
Bi aguntan se'n bi were ni Olorun a se ti gbogbo yin.


Toddles

amin oo!!

Beht how did u get in here Mr mynd? [s]I hope your ovaries have not started doing you one kain one kain[/s]..

Liftedhands:
Eziokwu bu ndu! Truth is life! Nne you are vely kollect.

ahh late comer..welcome back! How is ur son? Abeg make we ignore that madam..she don kuku go exile, and it should remain so..

booqee:
amin oo!!

Beht how did u get in here Mr mynd? [s]I hope your ovaries have not started doing you one kain one kain[/s]..

I took a wrong turn at the general section then got a flat tire around the family section so I used leg hoping to find a Vulcanizer before I knew it, I was here.

Please where is the way out? My ovaries are begining to jump

Anistef:
Abeg com carry ur bros, al dis for person wife. lol

Ordinary "you are fine". which is true.

Liftedhands:
Mynd is female?

Yes.

I don't use mtn oh

Liftedhands:
Bless your heart for this! Send me your digits I have mtn airtime for you.

Lol. Fine woman. Please this is no finding trouble 2018 oh. It's only the trouble that finds you that you should attend to

How you dey?

Liftedhands:
Hunnie Bunnie how far na? why you wan change this reggae to blues na

Liftedhands:
Mynd44 is female?

dont mind him ooo.. he's a full blooded straight male.. i guess his wife is expecting soon [s]or he's looking for trouble makers that wanna spoil the thread[/s].

Please don't jump and pass..

I don't know what I ate thats causing me to purge all through the night till this very moment.

Is flagyl safe in pregnancy? It's usually very effective for me pre-pregnancy.

What other safe thing can i use to stop this purging? i feel like I've purged all my strength away.. I'm so weak now..