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Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jan 24, 2018
Shagati:
Parts finally arrived Lagos and ready for pick up sir.

Will pick up by weekend

Cheers
This news don sweet my belle. Thanks Mr Shagati.
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by king406(m): 5:57pm On Jan 24, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Mercedes Benz S Class with an S200 badge on the back. I think it might have been diesel. I'll see what I find on the web.

A real Autoist will never assume to know everything a manufacturer dies for whatever reason. Or maybe someone was having a go.

On my old Mazda B2200 truck, after I transplanted a Ford 5.0 V8 into it I had a B5000 emblem made.
amazing smiley
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jan 27, 2018
grin cool i have been doing vigil on this thread since 1pm waiting for oga Shagati to come and update us with pics of parts o!!
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 10:26pm On Jan 27, 2018
dumo1:
grin cool i have been doing vigil on this thread since 1pm waiting for oga Shagati to come and update us with pics of parts o!!
With a friend like you, one doesn't need a monitoring spirit grin
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 10:28pm On Jan 27, 2018
For you dumo!
New Stagg struts front and rear
Fog lights
Clear tail lights
Key fob replacement

Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 10:31pm On Jan 27, 2018
Shocks

Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 10:33pm On Jan 27, 2018
Lights

Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by laivwire(m): 11:33pm On Jan 27, 2018
At last. Still waiting on 'scammer' too to give updates on the flooded Avalon he wants to bring in through Benin
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Nobody: 1:48am On Jan 28, 2018
laivwire:
At last. Still waiting on 'scammer' too to give updates on the flooded Avalon he wants to bring in through Benin
grin grin cool white elephant project.
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Lexusgs430: 4:54am On Jan 28, 2018
laivwire:
At last. Still waiting on 'scammer' too to give updates on the flooded Avalon he wants to bring in through Benin
Are you a demeanor?
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by obekediamondfuto(m): 7:23am On Jan 28, 2018
dumo1:
grin grin cool white elephant project.
that's true oh, we almost forgot. abeg where is the thread again.... make I say hi
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 11:32am On Jan 28, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Are you a demeanor?
What is a demeanor? smiley
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by laivwire(m): 11:40am On Jan 28, 2018
Shagati:
What is a demeanor? smiley
Just about to ask the same thing lexusgs430 over to you sir
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Lexusgs430: 11:48am On Jan 28, 2018
Shagati:
What is a demeanor? smiley
Oga GAZZUZZ, official definition required.....
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Oga GAZZUZZ, official definition required.....
demeanor, in physics, is the rate of change of velocity of a dancok with respect to time. A golf4's acceleration is the net result of any and all forces acting on the pocket, as described by Nurey's Second Law. The SI unit for demeanor is naira per second squared (N s−2).


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Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Lexusgs430: 12:27pm On Jan 28, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
demeanor, in physics, is the rate of change of velocity of a dancok with respect to time. A golf4's acceleration is the net result of any and all forces acting on the pocket, as described by Nurey's Second Law. The SI unit for demeanor is naira per second squared (N s−2).


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Fantastic Lecturer........ We students are very proud of you.......
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by obekediamondfuto(m):
GAZZUZZ:
demeanor, in physics, is the rate of change of velocity of a dancok with respect to time. A golf4's acceleration is the net result of any and all forces acting on the pocket, as described by Nurey's Second Law. The SI unit for demeanor is naira per second squared (N s−2).


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yes oh oga boss! that's physics.
in economics, demeanor complements the law of diminishing returns and states that when the laws or authorities concerned about a particular issue give out candid and unbiased advice it should be followed unconditionally else the returns on investments (ROI) will decrease exponentially until the pocket runs dry and phones are sold! ®•|^-e=PV(pocket value)
PV=SP(sold properties) - PR(parts replaced).

also someone who has mastered the art of demeaning in the several fields can also be referred to as a "Demeanor".

diportivo please come and explain the chemistry behind demeanor
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by LeJeun3: 1:27pm On Jan 28, 2018


In Biology, a demeanor is anything or anyone that tells you the truth, while taking in oxygen and giving out carbon mono oxide all this while photosynthesis is ongoing.


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 Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa, Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo, Timifakay

Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by obekediamondfuto(m): 1:43pm On Jan 28, 2018
LeJeun3:


In Biology, a demeanor is anything or anyone that tells you the truth, while taking in oxygen and giving out carbon mono oxide all this while photosynthesis is ongoing.


cc:

 Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa, Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo, Timifakay

badass astute demeanor!

where is timifakay? please we need the mathematical rendering of demeanor, some folks only understand the English def
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by thebigkendo(m): 1:58pm On Jan 28, 2018
I am proud demeanor!!
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by diportivo: 2:05pm On Jan 28, 2018
demeanor is a chemical element with symbol Dr and atomic number 218.

It is in group 133 of the VAG periodic table and is a stubborn gas.

demeanor is the third-most evasive gas in cartalk's atmosphere especially after a certain professor dancok went on a wild goose chase to restore a disintegrated golf mk4 despite all efforts to dissuade him

as a stubborn gas,the professor got his fingers burnt again




reference,

diportivo and diportivo
chemistry for all vol7
2017
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by obekediamondfuto(m): 2:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
diportivo:
demeanor is a chemical element with symbol Dr and atomic number 218.

It is in group 133 of the VAG periodic table and is a stubborn gas.

demeanor is the third-most evasive gas in cartalk's atmosphere especially after a certain professor dancok went on a wild goose chase to restore a disintegrated golf mk4 despite all efforts to dissuade him

as a stubborn gas,the professor got his fingers burnt again




reference,

diportivo and diportivo
chemistry for all vol7
2017
hahahahha #nochillattitude#
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by timifakay(m): 2:49pm On Jan 28, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
badass astute demeanor!

where is timifakay? please we need the mathematical rendering of demeanor, some folks only understand the English def
A demeanor is anyone who knows
Golf4*fire= scrap..... (1)
Taking fire=0
But Dancok assumes
Golf4*fire= Golf4..... (2)
Taking (1)=(2)
Golf4*fire= scrap
Golf4*fire= Golf4
Cross multiplying
Golf4 *Golf4*fire = Scrap *Golf4*fire
Therefore
Golf4=Scrap...... (3)
Dancok's law states: A Golf4 whether burnt or not is still worth its purchase value of #1,200,000.
Golf4= #1,200,000

Therefore, from equation (3)
Golf4=Scrap= #1,200,000
Going back to (1)
Replacing Golf4 with #1,200,000
Recall: Fire=0
#1,200,000*0=0..... (*). QED
Demeanors law states that after introducing fire into a car it becomes scrap no matter the amount it was purchased.

*Drops mic*
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by obekediamondfuto(m): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2018
timifakay:
A demeanor is anyone who knows
Golf4*fire= scrap..... (1)
Taking fire=0
But Dancok assumes
Golf4*fire= Golf4..... (2)
Taking (1)=(2)
Golf4*fire= scrap
Golf4*fire= Golf4
Cross multiplying
Golf4 *Golf4*fire = Scrap *Golf4*fire
Therefore
Golf4=Scrap...... (3)
Dancok's law states: A Golf4 whether burnt or not is still worth its purchase value of #1,200,000.
Golf4= #1,200,000

Therefore, from equation (3)
Golf4=Scrap= #1,200,000
Going back to (1)
Replacing Golf4 with #1,200,000
Recall: Fire=0
#1,200,000*0=0..... (*). QED
Demeanors law states that after introducing fire into a car it becomes scrap no matter the amount it was purchased.

*Drops mic*
erudite demeanor

uncle shagati, hope u r understanding the laws and definitions? I also know someone that can explain it in geographical terms: ondo, akure, Ibadan, Lagos, we still have someone that can draw a map of the dancoco escapades, if its not enough, someone else can define it in native/ voodoo terms.

uncle have u seen a vehicle travel from Lagos to Ibadan without any engine or transmission harness? it beats me too until someone explained it to me
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 28, 2018
diportivo:
demeanor is a chemical element with symbol Dr and atomic number 218.

It is in group 133 of the VAG periodic table and is a stubborn gas.

demeanor is the third-most evasive gas in cartalk's atmosphere especially after a certain professor dancok went on a wild goose chase to restore a disintegrated golf mk4 despite all efforts to dissuade him

as a stubborn gas,the professor got his fingers burnt again




reference,

diportivo and diportivo
chemistry for all vol7
2017
The best definition i have heard so far. It hit home like bulls eye. grin cool
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 28, 2018
timifakay:
A demeanor is anyone who knows
Golf4*fire= scrap..... (1)
Taking fire=0
But Dancok assumes
Golf4*fire= Golf4..... (2)
Taking (1)=(2)
Golf4*fire= scrap
Golf4*fire= Golf4
Cross multiplying
Golf4 *Golf4*fire = Scrap *Golf4*fire
Therefore
Golf4=Scrap...... (3)
Dancok's law states: A Golf4 whether burnt or not is still worth its purchase value of #1,200,000.
Golf4= #1,200,000

Therefore, from equation (3)
Golf4=Scrap= #1,200,000
Going back to (1)
Replacing Golf4 with #1,200,000
Recall: Fire=0
#1,200,000*0=0..... (*). QED
Demeanors law states that after introducing fire into a car it becomes scrap no matter the amount it was purchased.

*Drops mic*
This man is minister for demeanour affairs

Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 11:56pm On Jan 28, 2018
OMFGosh!!!

You guys are all not ok grin but I apparently fully understand Demeanor now.

GAZZUZZ:
demeanor, in physics, is the rate of change of velocity of a dancok with respect to time........The SI unit for demeanor is naira per second squared (N s−2).
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 11:59pm On Jan 28, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
.........else the returns on investments (ROI) will decrease exponentially until the pocket runs dry and phones are sold! ®•|^-e=PV(pocket value)
PV=SP(sold properties) - PR(parts replaced).
I get you. Also known as person wey no dey hear word
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 12:00am On Jan 29, 2018
LeJeun3:


In Biology, a demeanor is anything or anyone that tells you the truth, while taking in oxygen and giving out carbon mono oxide all this while photosynthesis is ongoing.


cc:

 Banky3w, chukel, computerglobal, Diportivo, erico2k2, Gazzuzz, honmusa, Kingreign, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, nurey, Obekediamondfuto, Princetom1, thebigkendo, Timifakay

Classic. Thanks
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 12:03am On Jan 29, 2018
diportivo:
demeanor is a chemical element with symbol Dr...........

It is in group 133 of the VAG periodic table
Got it.
Is it explosive when boxed into a corner?
Is it inert at low temperatures?
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 12:06am On Jan 29, 2018
timifakay:
A demeanor is anyone who knows
Golf4*fire= scrap..... (1)
Golf4=Scrap= #1,200,000
Demeanors law states that after introducing fire into a car it becomes scrap no matter the amount it was purchased.
*Drops mic*
This is a badass definition and clear as glass.
Re: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by Shagati(op): 12:11am On Jan 29, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
uncle shagati, hope u r understanding the laws and definitions?

Someone else can define it in native/ voodoo terms.

uncle have u seen a vehicle travel from Lagos to Ibadan without any engine or transmission harness? it beats me too until someone explained it to me
The multi-disciplinary definitions have more than cleared my ignorance thanks for asking.

The voodoo definition would be interesting.

@no engine driving, don't underestimate anything in this life. grin
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