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"Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by CastedDude(op): 8:18pm On Feb 07, 2018
Pastor's Shocking Testimony Of A "Strange Python" Causes Rumbles Online. Photos

Apostle Paul Umoru, the general overseer at Toplife Ministries International in Bonny, Rivers state, has come under fire and heavy criticism after sharing a controversial shocking testimony on Facebook. The pastor shared a story of how a young boy was allegedly almost swallowed by a stranger who "transformed into a python" in a tricycle on Sunday 4th Feb 2018 before the mother screamed Jesus and rescued him.

Below is what the pastor shared online;

Beloved, on Sunday 4th Feb 2018 a member of our church, while returning home after service around after 1pm joined a keke napep with her four children. She handed over one of the children to a male passenger she met in the keke to help her carry due to lack of enough space. Not long after, the stranger transformed to a large python and was swallowing this young boy right inside the keke in broad day light here in Bonny Island. The head and part of the shoulders of the young boy had already gone into the mouth of the python. On noticing this frightening scene, the boy's mother shouted JESUS!

This made the python to vomit the boy and disappeared leaving some teeth bruises on the boy's body. The boy had fainted but was later revived and prayed over. See picture below showing the teeth of the python on the boy. The lesson here is to ensure you don't handover your child or property to a total stranger. You may never know who you are dealing with. May the Almighty God deliver us from satanic agents of darkness in the name of Jesus Christ!

Online users who found the story amusing - took it out on the pastor as they labelled him a big liar considering the fact that the boy's bones would have been broken in the course of the python swallowing him.

See reactions below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pastor-shares-shocking-testimony-about-boy-almost-swallowed-by-python.html

Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by CastedDude(op): 8:19pm On Feb 07, 2018

Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Fweshspice(m): 8:23pm On Feb 07, 2018
am confused i must say shocked
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by BruncleZuma: 8:40pm On Feb 07, 2018
grin grin grin grin

Where that goat come and see your people...
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Josephjnr(m): 8:41pm On Feb 07, 2018
Make I laugh in espanol: kwokwokwowkwo!
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by MorataFC: 8:41pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hmmmm
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by pennywys(m): 8:41pm On Feb 07, 2018
In a Shitthole nation where pastors do everything to trend, I wouldn't condemn his testimony
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by delzbaba(m): 8:42pm On Feb 07, 2018
like wtf
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by blezdBen:
So the python decided to sink just a tooth on the boy's back and that was it. Wonderful.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Patrick33(m): 8:42pm On Feb 07, 2018
last time i checked..pythons strangle their prey..breaking their bones..before swallowing..they dont just start to push in food like that..abeg correct me if am wrong..but that young boy should have at least a broken bone...they use their teeths to push in food..and if the python swallowed him they should be multiple teeth marks all over from head to toe...third the python Will use about 5 to 6 hours to swallow this kid at which time the kid will be dead due to broken bones...you sir just lied a very big lie
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by OboOlora(f):
It’s bad enough to be a sheeplee, these ones are now short-sighted again.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by macino1(m): 8:42pm On Feb 07, 2018
The hustle is real
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by OLamylove: 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
grin
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by spongeisback: 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
Anyone who believes this story is mentally deranged. He/She should voluntarily go to a Psychiatric for mental evaluation and medication. Signed a concerned citizen.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Britishcoins(m): 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
You mean real python?
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by kikiwendy(f): 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hmmmm.. This is intriguing
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2018
Superstory grin

If a python really swallowed him, I don't think he would be alive
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Grafixnuel(m): 8:44pm On Feb 07, 2018
Nairalanders please follow me on Instagram, for your hilarious meme, na my hustle be this..God bless you as u follow wink

Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hmmm
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Follygunners: 8:45pm On Feb 07, 2018
So na only one tooth Python dey get, abi? huh Anyway, the Python or Lala should be arrested for attempted Gluttony! grin grin
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Lonestar124: 8:45pm On Feb 07, 2018
Only God can do this
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Xkalaban(m): 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
Story for the gods.....
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by michealdeco: 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
nonsense story

spaceX was launched in Florida yesterday
but here fake pastors are launching lies upandan

if we don't change our view about the big enemy called religion, we won't progress
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by mitchel1(m): 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
Don't say it's a fake news... Ds world we live in is extraordinarily wicked and evil.
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by xnsandrxns: 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
Brainless clowns

See them trying to make sense out of the obvious lie

No wonder we are still backward, when people believe made-up stories over logic

Shitheads
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by cristianisraeli: 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
Beloved, on Sunday 4th Feb 2018 a member of our church, while returning home after service around after 1pm joined a keke napep with her four children. She handed over one of the children to a male passenger she met in the keke to help her carry due to lack of enough space. Not long after, the stranger transformed to a large python and was swallowing this young boy right inside the keke in broad day light here in Bonny Island. The head and part of the shoulders of the young boy had already gone into the mouth of the python. On noticing this frightening scene, the boy's mother shouted JESUS!

This made the python to vomit the boy and disappeared leaving some teeth bruises on the boy's body. The boy had fainted but was later revived and prayed over. See picture below showing the teeth of the python on the boy. The lesson here is to ensure you don't handover your child or property to a total stranger. You may never know who you are dealing with. May the Almighty God deliver us from satanic agents of darkness in the name of Jesus Christ!

Online users who found the story amusing - took it out on the pastor as they labelled him a big liar considering the fact that the boy's bones would have been broken in the course of the python swallowing him.

See reactions below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pastor-shares-shocking-testimony-about-boy-almost-swallowed-by-python.html[/quote]gullible sheeps will fall for this poo..lol
Re: "Passenger In Keke Turns Python, Swallows A Boy In Bonny" - Apostle Paul Umoru by Galantis: 8:48pm On Feb 07, 2018
Jeeeesuuu shocked, but took much nollywood can affect your brain. undecided
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