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Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Martinez19(op): 12:19pm On Feb 10, 2018

For a while now, I have been dancing alanta even when I don't want to grin

. The urge disturbs me a lot. Even at parties, seminars or conference, I just love to dance alanta and I can't control it cry

. Morning, afternoon and evening, alanta . Waking up and going to bed alanta. Please, I need someone to dance alanta with right now, it's urgent as I don't think i can last another second if I don't dance alanta with someone. Anybody please, alanta. grin

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Martinez19(op): 12:23pm On Feb 10, 2018

Alanta, alanta, alanta............ One leg up grin

Alanta, alanta, alanta............ Two legs up cheesy

It has started again, I can't hold it grin

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by hopefulLandlord: 12:31pm On Feb 10, 2018

This is confusing

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Martinez19(op): 12:33pm On Feb 10, 2018

hopefulLandlord:
This is confusing

how is this confusing? cry

are you joining to dance alanta or not? grin

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by hopefulLandlord: 12:44pm On Feb 10, 2018

Martinez19:
how is this confusing? are you joining to dance alanta or not?

Alanta, alanta, alanta............ One leg up
Alanta, alanta, alanta............ Two legs up

what trick do you have up your sleeve? grin

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Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Ronpet777(m): 12:46pm On Feb 10, 2018

So this was all for alanta huh

U won't make pple take u seriously when u need them to.

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by greatnaija01: 12:47pm On Feb 10, 2018

before someone will come and say it is a spirit worrying u, lemme give u a quick fix

go to any junction where sars,mopol or soldiers are checking vehicles, then get to their front and dance the alanta with one of them... they will join you but it may cost you. After that day or series of days you may have spent with them... YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THE URGE IS GONE and you are cured... alleluya

Martinez19:
For a while now, I have been dancing alanta even when I don't want to . The urge disturbs me a lot. Even at parties, seminars or conference, I just love to dance alanta and I can't control it . Morning, afternoon and evening, alanta . Waking up and going to bed alanta. Please, I need someone to dance alanta with right now, it's urgent as I don't think i can last another second if I don't dance alanta with someone. Anybody please, alanta.

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Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Martinez19(op): 12:56pm On Feb 10, 2018

hopefulLandlord:
Alanta, alanta, alanta............ One leg up
Alanta, alanta, alanta............ Two legs up

what trick do you have up your sleeve?

thanks, it has subsided grin

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by CoolUsername: 1:27pm On Feb 10, 2018

Martinez19:
Alanta, alanta, alanta............ One leg up
Alanta, alanta, alanta............ Two legs up

It has started again, I can't hold it

Two legs up? How you dey do am?

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Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Martinez19(op): 1:31pm On Feb 10, 2018

CoolUsername:
Two legs up? How you dey do am?

As they sing am, na so I take am. grin

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by chemystery: 4:47pm On Feb 10, 2018

Something tells me this thread will make front-page

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by correctguy101(m): 7:51pm On Feb 10, 2018

You win bet9ja? undecided

Re: Life Is Hard. Where is God? Theists And Atheist Help, Anything. I Am Desperate! by Nobody: 8:09pm On Feb 10, 2018

If you wear the Lords Chosen rag whenever the urge comes, nobody will take you for a lunatic, they'll just think its a regular member going about his business. I don't have a cure but at least that'll help you blend into society easily grin

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