An estate surveyor who lives in Abuja posed with a huge snake along with a policeman after capturing the reptile. The man joined other Nigerians to make a joke about the bizarre report trending of a snake swallowing N36 million from the vault of one of its state branches.

Posing with the big snake along the road, Usman wrote online; Caught at last, the snake that swallowed #36M!!! Oga Police, well-done!!!

Report had it that a mystery snake was said to have sneaked into the accounts office of the Board in Makurdi and ‘stolen’ N36 million cash....

It was gathered that a team of auditors was dispatched to different state offices of JAMB to take inventory of the sold and unsold scratch cards and recover whatever money that might have either been generated or mismanaged during the period of the sale.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-poses-with-huge-python-along-with-a-policeman.html

thought they told the police to catch the snake alive??




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*Ash wednesday
*Val
*real madrid vs PSG
*BBN (for ex porn addicts}


chose carefully

Is that not lalasticlala ? I learnt he's fat

let efcc come and do their job

Abeg who get that Lala,Islove,mynd and dominque dancing meme,na wetin this post need because snake is involved.

Please don't cut it open yet ooooo, let's call for a bullion van first.
Where exactly are you located? I will like to be there to have my own share of the money.

Make I book space, go do something first... I dey come to write responsible comments... because I know say e dey go promise land

Take the snake to JAMB office for verification.
That snake might be Innocent.
Lala will not like this.

Dis snake is innocent.. If na lie ask Lala

To the MOD that banned me for commenting off topic, na only God go judge yhu. Cos I know I wasn't the only person that commented off topic on nairaland but yhu no see them ban. Anyake

chai

Most people voted for BUHARI in 2015 simply because they believed dat he would fight corruption to a stand still... That a lot of corrupt pple would be jailed... But here we are today. Corruption everywhere...

May God help Nigeria

There was a country! Smh

from "one of its branches"? whose branches? Absurd report is this one. Always try and mention the subject matter in the first paragraph than committing blunders...poor organisation and expression

Everything is a joke in this country. When we ought to be angry we turn the entire episode to sarcasm.

Money stolen that should in any civilised country warrant outrage, here we give sarcasm instead.

The senseless men in the army kill us and we make sarcasms and jokes out of their stupidity.

A president tells us his wife belongs to the other rooms, we turn the whole thing around and create sarcasm. Nzuzu!

http://www.mortalpoet.com/article-sarcasm-ruined-nigeria/

Ok

I saw when the snake swallow the money I was there

E be like say the snake don shit the money

lol

This is why Jesus wept.

Which cell u won put this snake oga police? Hope it wont escape again and have it vomitted our N36M

confirmed

eTECTIVe:
Dis snake is innocent.. If na lie ask Lala

Who's the owner of the Snake?
APC?

Snake swallow u, statu fall on u, fulani butcher u bcus u are a nigerian

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tolugar:
thought they told the police to catch the snake alive??




tomorrow is super Wednesday


*Ash wednesday
*Val
*chealse vs barcelona
*real madrid vs PSG
*BBN (for ex porn addicts}

Chelsea vs Barcelona is on the 20th of Feb not tomorrow, and that will be the day Barcelona will be clarified they won't be making the quarter finals

Na lie.

This is THE snake!!

anything can happen in dis country shaaa