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No too much talk but one thing is certain, and that is Buhari ------->>>>>>> #Back2Daura

So I tried open this thread yesterday but one thing or the other didn't avail me the time to do so. Since I have my first lecture by 2pm, let me quickly arrange the package now.

Sit back, fasten your belt and enjoy the ride.

1) So Nigerians are already very angry and furious over buhari's style of governance and can't wait to vote him out (Back2Daura). To show their displeasure and grievances in readiness before election, they take to the street like this...

So election date is finally here and Buhari seems uncertain about his fate because what happen to Jonathan, same fate might befall him and so he is like this...

As election is ongoing, Buhari starts hearing rumours that Mr. Goat who is his opponent from another political party is leading him with wide margins but he seems doubting and disregard such rumours. So he will be, 'don't say that again..."

Then INEC will start announcing votes and it will dawn on Buhari that the supposed rumours are now manifesting but Buhari will still be like, 'I'm not hearing INEC well, let me lie down so I can look INEC well'

So even after lying down to look INEC well, Buhari seems unbelievable over the results of the election and in doubt, he'll be like, 'let me adjust my glasses' to further look well (If he likes, he should bring microscope, e don fail election be say him don fail election). So Buhari is like this....

We will dance more than this

As only few states election results are left to be announced by INEC and with a wide margin by Mr. Goat from another political party, it is no longer doubtful that Mr. Buhari has no future in Aso Rock again and he will be like this...

So INEC will finally announce Mr. Goat as the winner of the contest like this ....

MAIUNGUWAR YOUR PROPHET WILL BE DISGRACED OUT OF ASO ROCK

Then Buhari will become like this....

Then Tinubu will be like...

Like this...

Can't wait

Yes ooooo!

Skelewu and Azonto.

Na so..

Buhari is a cheap próstitute, Aisha will slap his head all the way to Daura come next year. Useless pig

RZArecta2:
Buhari is a cheap próstitute, Aisha will slap his head all the way to Daura come next year. Useless pig

it won't be the first time it happened too in 1985 it will be history repeating itself.

#PMBUHARI #BACK2DAURA

Then Okoracha who is naturally a betrayal will be like...

But OBJ will be like...

This kind of good news deserves more than one kind of dance step. So OBJ will change his dance step from the old one to this one...

And then unto this...

Jonathan will be like....

IBB will be like...

Then the entire good Nigerians who wish the country well and crave for emancipation from Buhari tyrant government will be like...

And then Buhari will pack his loads from Aso Rock like this....

On the highest speed straight to Daura like this...

But due to the pains, hunger and suffering he inflicted on Nigerians and Nigerians laid curses on him, his loads on the way to Daura will end up like this...

The rest of Nigerians will be like this...

Why do I have a feeling Buhari would rig this election

Other Nigerians will be like this...