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N.A Tweeted Something About Shekau, The Replies Will Make Your Day

So I was just going through my Twitter TL and I saw this tweet by the Nigerian Army that it is ready to give out N3million to anyone with reliable info about Shekau's whereabouts ... I knew the reaction would be hilarious and when I checked I was not disappointed

The Nigerian Army will give out Three Million Naira(N3,000,000.00k) cash reward for any credible information that leads to the arrest of Abubakar Shekau, the fugitive factional Boko Haram terrorists’ group leader.

Anybody with such credible information can either contact the Military Command and Control Centre, Operation LAFIYA DOLE, any military location, security agencies or call the Nigerian Army Information and Call Centre 193.

https://mobile.twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/964207125181313024

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Somebody should tell me that this Nigerian Army thing is not an act

So shekau is now DC flash that can travel through time

Like some rightly asked,he has been declared dead before. So who was killed then.

Lol Nigerian's are so hilarious

3million is small.

The Nigerian Army should increase it to 800 million naira and watch men stomp Sambisa Forest.



On behalf the good people of Biafra Republic, I Chief Dr. Iyke donates $40,000,000 to the Nigeria Government for the hunt of Shekau

Shekau, Nigerian Army, Police, DSS, EFCC, PMB, Fulani Herdsmen, Boko Haram are all well known to each other. In fact, i am sure they do have dinner together when we are asleep. So let them spare the poor hungry Nigerians of these game.

iyke926:
3million is small.

Increase it to 800 million naira and watch me stomp Sambisa Forest.

On behalf of the Niger Delta people I donate the sum of $3000000


If I'm shekau.. I'll be feeling very bad.. I mean just #3m after all my effort.. Kai. These soldiers don't even have respect

On behalf of me and my entire household, I double d amount that's up there.

Pls don't thank me and don't Mention, We are just DOING OURSELVES, Oh soweh, i mean we are DOING IT FOR OURSELVES

I don't see why this should even warrant any jokes and laughs. Peoples lives are at stake here.......smh

I wud ave added to the moni promise just dat my akart is in red mood naw no matter what #MIA

3million naira is small na, what happened to all monies kept for defence？ What is the over 3billion meant for then？ 2019 Election money？

Knowing how many times Shekau has been killed, I am sure he will still be very much alive then.

Hahahaha, imagine telling your mum you didn't steal the meat from the pot and coming back to tell her there was too much in the meat you didn't steal.... Nigeria self

Laugh no go kill me o!

Even the Nigerian military is a joke

That guy that added the first 3m, to bring the total sum to 6m naira is a real clown

nairaland reaction is totally opposite twitter reaction.... very hilarious

That's an insult to shekau. 3m naira for sb to risk his life.

Olalan:
Like some rightly asked,he has been declared dead before. So who was killed then.

..his broda na.lol

Shekau.....a man with 9 lives

I would have completed the money for them, but snake swallowed the money in my akant

Where is ikoyigate whistle blower?

On behalf of skull mining ewedu sucking baboons i hereby donate 10,000,000.00N

Na joke oo

Shakau that a whole military cannot find? someone will attempt for just 3milla

georgeben205:
On behalf of skull mining ewedu sucking baboons i hereby donate 10,000,000.00N

Na joke oo

Donate ur skull na

APC is a scam

Onijagidijagan:
Donate ur skull na

I dy reason to drop 1 kidney

The first guy might be serious but the rest people took it for a joke.... lol!!

I too will add 6m making it 9m for credible info... lol!!