₦airaland Forum

Drop an English that will move mountains and dry up river Niger. check out Mine below

“You are standing in the front of my back”

"open d air let d window cum in jare"

"You are asking were were me... were me not here"

lalasticlala, Mynd44

I going come back

finish the food to the brim

I'm having headache in my ankle.

what is strong in you? what is doing this one?

how about your eyes

mammanbawa:
I'm having headache in my ankle.

We go see who Sabi street pass

Let me come and be goyin

i tolded you when we are wenting to yetunde's house

Anambra people will b like" I toad u DAT I will frog u"[sup][/sup]

Overheard in Benin City a few years back.......


Out of all my Childrens, Osaro is the worstest
He beated my wife and nakeded she
When I ask him why he behave like so,
He carried me in the up, nack me in the ground and match me leg in the belle!

No anything

you people should come and go and go to school

teacher: didn't she, no she didnt can any one give an example bisi: yes I can giv won ma. teacher:go ahead bisi:bidnt she ,no she gongon lo

Open d window let d atmosphere jump in.

Please stop covering me I want to see what they are saying

Parent : Sir, are you my son's English teacher?

Me : Yes I are.

Let's doing our PVC so we could removing APC in 2019...Naija conomy don enter babalawo pocket, na only God fit comot us o

beezyblaze:
Oya come and be going

Sir? Hello sir? Yes sir, I am in the upstairs now sir. You can come when you has seen the sound of the bell.

Lemme reverse back!

please open the window, heat is happening to me

Someone says something funny,and you are like *are you kidney me*

Back then in Boarding school a senior student told my younger brother
"I am talking to you and you are wakaring away do you know the class I am dey?"

were did he went? were did he went?, Does i know http://www.schoolcrayon.com/

The rain is shining, the sun is falling

ameer2:
Open d window let d atmosphere jump in.

WTF! ... lol

your message sounds like u are in weed

I see one two people way pass here now now

the bone inside the bone is the bone marrow