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'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Nigerianblogs(op): 7:17am On Feb 23, 2018
Dino Melaye has finally reacted to the reports that a Mysterious Monkey swallowed N70million at a farm, belonging to Northern Senators.
The Kogi representative shared a photo of himself with Senator Shehu Sani and captioned it that they are strategizing on how to arrest the mysterious monkey..
Nigerians are yet to get over the story that a Snake appeared at JAMB office and swallowed N36million , Then this one came in this week
Poor Monkey, What does it know?

see his post below!


News From Ebiwali---- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/02/we-are-strategizing-on-how-to-arrest.html

Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by SenselessIdiot:
So what about the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the zoo keeper of ibadan zoo and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by PointZerom: 7:37am On Feb 23, 2018
grin
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by ayusco85(m): 7:40am On Feb 23, 2018
Snake in the monkey shadow grin angry
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by yarimo(m): 8:04am On Feb 23, 2018
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew embarassed undecided cry]
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by wailersarefools: 8:36am On Feb 23, 2018
PointZerom:
I travelled to uae without visa
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by eleojo23: 10:46am On Feb 23, 2018
Wait, I dey come..

Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by salesforce: 10:46am On Feb 23, 2018
Jokers
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by yorex2011: 10:46am On Feb 23, 2018
As usual we make jokes and continue suffering and smiling
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Vince77(m): 10:46am On Feb 23, 2018
Bunch of jokers
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by omusiliyu(m): 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
Zoogeria
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by wellmax(m): 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
Can these guys get serious for once?
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
grin
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Kingkamba(m): 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
ok oooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Buharimustgo: 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
One chance govt
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Nobody: 10:47am On Feb 23, 2018
the monkey king must hear this
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by binsanni(m): 10:48am On Feb 23, 2018
see im mouth

Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by prettyboy5: 10:48am On Feb 23, 2018
Sometimes in my silent moments I can't help but ask fate what I did to deserve being born in such a country like this.

Its bad enough that public office thieves steal money and pass the blame on animals, but its even more annoying when a certified public funds looter and shameless thief like Dino would proudly be making fun of the whole situation, what a country!
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by oyeb15: 10:48am On Feb 23, 2018
jobless senators
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by jhydebaba(m): 10:49am On Feb 23, 2018
Pls can anybody tell me how to turn to a snake or monkeyhuh Since i cant turn politician to steal money, thats a viable option.
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Nobody: 10:49am On Feb 23, 2018
shocked
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Florblu(f): 10:50am On Feb 23, 2018
They are the monkey that swallowed the money.

Don't you all get it?

They are MONKEYS, money is the banana they eat
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Olalan(m): 10:50am On Feb 23, 2018
He can say that cause he knows many Nigerians are dumb, despite the loots by him and his cohorts what have we done
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Nobody: 10:50am On Feb 23, 2018
Truly Naija is a zoo. Cows rule us, monkeys steal, snakes swallows money.

No doubt
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by zakim(m): 10:51am On Feb 23, 2018
grin grin
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by nototribalist: 10:51am On Feb 23, 2018
Buhari is a thief

Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by Reference(m): 10:51am On Feb 23, 2018
Hahahaha....in 2015 did we expect to be hearing stories like this. Nigeria going.....going....
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by scholarsarena: 10:51am On Feb 23, 2018
Interestingly shameful
Re: 'we Are Working On How To Arrest The Monkey That Swallowed N70m- Dino Melaye by ajani1978(m): 10:52am On Feb 23, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
So what ably the snake? Are we gonna let it go just like that?
If the monkey should be arrested the snake who swallowed jamb funds and the cows that's been causing havoc all over Nigeria shouldn't be left out.
Please someone should tell Buhari that he belongs to the zoo, come 2019 he should contest for the school keeper of ibadan school and don't ever think to contest for the president of Nigeria, else Aisha is gonna join Yusuf in grave
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