i talk to myself when depressed

i love horror movies

i love money

i love p*ssy

I've got a keen sense of smell.
I tend to quote conversations verbatim even if it happened a long time ago.
I love being in a dark room.
I love the sound of raindrops on rooftops.
I love to drink more than I eat.

1.I have a full beard at 22 when my elder bro has none.
2.I masturbate alot.
3.I love science but hate maths.
4.I've rewired myself to believe that only money can make a girl stay (deep down I know I'm wrong).
5.I was kleptomaniac in my early teenage years.

1. I am not human

2. I am not human

3. I am NOT human

4. I am not human

5. I am not human.

XhosaNostra:


Lol @ you should hear me speak. I have a feeling you have the velvety type of voice

So what things make you guys suspicious?

Velvety type of voice ke more like high and rough.

Whirlwinds, Owl’s hooting on rooftop at night.

Xinzu:


Oboy I don call you taya. What happened to your phone??

lol the usual... 09073422712 hmu clean am when u want quote shaa

I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

TrapHedges:


lol the usual... hmu
clean am when u want quote shaa

No be this one I get na?

nikkypearl:
I don't have a boyfriend I don't have a girlfriend I don't have a sugar daddy I don't use sponge on my face I don't apply cream on my skin..just make up on my face

be my gf

1. I love talking to myself and laughing out loud, even in the mist of strangers.
2. I hate blue colour like hell.
3. I like crushing bones when am in a fight.
4. Hate girls who are dark in complexion.
5. Hate giving alms to beggars, don't know why.

XhosaNostra:
1. I'm afraid of thunder.
2. I chew bones
3. I can't walk in high heels, so I don't buy them.
4. In movies I always support the villain.
5. I talk to myself & laugh out loud at my thoughts

that ur no 5 dey fear me o

Snow87:
that ur no 5 dey fear me o

Why?

nikkypearl:
I don't have a boyfriend
I don't have a girlfriend
I don't have a sugar daddy
I don't use sponge on my face
I don't apply cream on my skin..just make up on my face

please sister is not good for s beautiful lady like u to be a line pair ok, so can we pair together?

1. I don't eat egg
2. I have map of Africa on my stomach, weird? Yeah
3. Whatever I says do come thru especially evil things, had 3-4 occasions, a friends brother came to greet her when I was still in secondary sch, I was like so your brother didn't com to greet his in law, I just dey pity u I for say make he get accident, lo n behold 10 minutes later she ran to my house that her brother s n general hospital
Secondary me n my friends were walking by the road side n there were this kids playing with sand by the road side, I was like I just dey imagine one f d kids jam the the bicycle cycling down the street, within seconds one of dem ran to the road n jammed the bike, I walk home alone my friends disappeared etc
4. Whatever I wishes or imagine comes through
5. I look far younger than my age, I mean facial expression we still discussed it today.
6. I must lie down immediately after every meal


Note:

Everything up there are pure Truth, I swear to God

sahm4u2nv:
1. I don't eat egg
2. I have map of Africa on my stomach, weird? Yeah
3. Whatever I says do come thru especially evil things, had 3-4 occasions, a friends brother came to greet her when I was still in secondary sch, I was like so your brother didn't com to greet his in law, I just dey pity u I for say make he get accident, lo n behold 10 minutes later she ran to my house that her brother s n general hospital
Secondary me n my friends were walking by the road side n there were this kids playing with sand by the road side, I was like I just dey imagine one f d kids jam the the bicycle cycling down the street, within seconds one of dem ran to the road n jammed the bike, I walk home alone my friends disappeared etc
4. Whatever I wishes or imagine comes through
5. I look far younger than my age, I mean facial expression we still discussed it today.
6. I must lie down immediately after every meal


Note:

Everything up there are pure Truth, I swear to God

Na your upper teeth grow first.

vlogger:
I hate going to malls
I'm so rich, I don't have a girlfriend I'm so shy. A girl tried asking me out, I ran away from her front.
I hate cockroaches and rats. I can't stand them or someone talking about them.
I don't read rape news or domestic violence news anywhere, it bursts my brain.
I dunno what to type on the fifth one.----modified
I hate science fiction movies and Indian movies

I just noticed we have 3 things in common but I won't mention them.

Raintaker:
Na your upper teeth grow first.

Mmmmm superstition��

sahm4u2nv:
1. I don't eat egg
2. I have map of Africa on my stomach, weird? Yeah
3. Whatever I says do come thru especially evil things, had 3-4 occasions, a friends brother came to greet her when I was still in secondary sch, I was like so your brother didn't com to greet his in law, I just dey pity u I for say make he get accident, lo n behold 10 minutes later she ran to my house that her brother s n general hospital
Secondary me n my friends were walking by the road side n there were this kids playing with sand by the road side, I was like I just dey imagine one f d kids jam the the bicycle cycling down the street, within seconds one of dem ran to the road n jammed the bike, I walk home alone my friends disappeared etc
4. Whatever I wishes or imagine comes through
5. I look far younger than my age, I mean facial expression we still discussed it today.
6. I must lie down immediately after every meal


Note:

Everything up there are pure Truth, I swear to God

LOL! You are really weird.

Neyoor:


LOL! You are really weird.

Lol well people do say that, I need deliverance right?

sahm4u2nv:

Lol well people do say that, I need deliverance right?

No jur, Deliverance itself is superstitious

Neyoor:


No jur, Deliverance itself is superstitious

I have so many weird fact, I just had to stop before people starts looking for me

I get irritated super easily

Hair videos calm my nerves down, especially wash day videos

I hate any form of chessiness e.g cheesy names

Ignorance, to be precise ignorant people give me headache

I don't mind walking up to strangers and giving them a compliment. It's weird because I go back to ignoring them, just like the strangers they are

sahm4u2nv:

I have so many weird fact, I just had to stop before people starts looking for me

lol! What r u now feeling like

Wait! What happens if you don't lie down after eating

1. I talk to myself a lot 2.I hate going to the market 3.I hate cockroaches 4.I am addicted to ..p... 5. I can eat...

i dnt like getting things complicated

i kill em wit my silence nd absence

i super love moni

i dnt eat protein

i'm an extroverted introvert.

Sofrosh:
1. I love talking to myself and laughing out loud, even in the mist of strangers.
2. I hate blue colour like hell.
3. I like crushing bones when am in a fight.
4. Hate girls who are dark in complexion.
5. Hate giving alms to beggars, don't know why.

you are definitely below 21. I can just tell lol

nikkypearl:
I don't have a boyfriend I don't have a girlfriend I don't have a sugar daddy I don't use sponge on my face I don't apply cream on my skin..just make up on my face

can I be your knight in shining armor?

Neyoor:



lol! What r u now feeling like

Wait! What happens if you don't lie down after eating

I'm feeling xo bad with myself, I'm a complicated being, used to hate t but I realized I can't change t


I ll be feeling uneasy if I didn't lie down main reason I don't eat outside

lovelygurl:
I get irritated super easily

Hair videos calm my nerves down, especially wash day videos

I hate any form of chessiness e.g cheesy names

Ignorance, to be precise ignorant people give me headache

I don't mind walking up to strangers and giving them a compliment. It's weird because I go back to ignoring them, just like the strangers they are

That's so me!

Hope you're better now...

sahm4u2nv:

I'm feeling xo bad with myself, I'm a complicated being, used to hate t but I realized I can't change t


I ll be feeling uneasy if I didn't lie down main reason I don't eat outside

don’t you have meals at work or in public places? So you must always eat in your house? Na wa

sahm4u2nv:

I'm feeling xo bad with myself, I'm a complicated being, used to hate t but I realized I can't change t


I ll be feeling uneasy if I didn't lie down main reason I don't eat outside

You need to stop hating yourself for the fact that you can't change it.

All is well bro!