SmellingAnus:
exactly... You are very smart/intelligent... Moderate means not so tight and not so wide.... Not bad... I can manage that as long as my dic.k will not end up with bruises

Lol! Chicken!

You just love the easier part of life don't you? But sometimes pain can be pleasurable

RuthDaniels:
Lol! Chicken!

You just love the easier part of life don't you? But sometimes pain can be pleasurable

hahaha yes it can as long as I don't end up with a bruised dic.k... Let's say I have experienced having a bruised dic.k several times and I still had to use it like that... No doubt I enjoyed the sweetness in the midst of the pains... So tell me about some of the pains you enjoy during action

SmellingAnus:
hahaha yes it can as long as I don't end up with a bruised dic.k... Let's say I have experienced having a bruised dic.k several times and I still had to use it like that... No doubt I enjoyed the sweetness in the midst of the pains... So tell me about some of the pains you enjoy during action

Lol...You wouldn't want me lying to you, right?

How's your weekend going?

I don't like wasting people's call credit. I ask them to drop while I return the call.

I hate going to the ATM. I feel it is a waste of time. I could pay someone to do it for me.

I don't drink or smoke but all of my ex's are either heavy smokers and/or drinkers.

I like haggling and market banter. I do it for fun. Having said that, I like market shopping.

I prefer walking and public transport to driving. I think driving is hard work.

Not sure if these are weird enough.

Someone said they love the smell of nail polish, petrol. Well, I do too

1. I don't like arguments. I stay off them
2. I never double date but have never been out of a relationship for longer than 1 week
3. I hate crowds and do all I can to avoid them
4. I trust easily, but once my trust is lost you can never get it back
5. I don't cum until my girl cums

RuthDaniels:
Lol...You wouldn't want me lying to you, right?

How's your weekend going?

good .

Currently watching a football match... I will spend more time watching ball today...


I will love to know about it... I don't mind if we connect via what'sapp/bbm ... You can drop your number if that is the case and I will add you...

KINGOFJAPAN:
Yeah

Cool. A fan of Obito?

shaybebaby:
1) I'm scared of snakes, to the extent I can't even look at pictures or see it on telly, I scream and run.

2)i love sniffing people's (mostly my loved ones) foreheads. I have a forehead fetish.

3) I have a birthmark which is symmetrical, you can see the line of demarcation clearly, on the left side of my body but not the right. It would make committing a crime difficult as I'd be easily identified.

4)I love picking at my toenails, so much till they bleed. I kinda enjoy the pain, sweet pain I call it.

5)I'm scared of flying yet I love travelling. Which means whoever sits next to me on a flight better be ready to swim in snot, tears and dealing with a stranger holding their hands.

@ no 4, I do this but at the centres of my feet. It started after watching how they nailed Jesus' feet, I was a child by then( shay you can see the effects of Hollywood on children).

XhosaNostra:
1. I'm afraid of thunder.
2. I chew bones
3. I can't walk in high heels, so I don't buy them.
4. In movies I always support the villain.
5. I talk to myself & laugh out loud at my thoughts

1. Yeah me too. I'm always so sure that they - don't know who they are - are coming for me, and are about to blast me to kingdom come.

4. All of my friends hate me for this... Back in '11 when we were watching Avatar: Last Airbender, I got heavy hate for liking Azula and supporting most of what she did...
*Cue wistful sigh
Good times...

5. People always give me strange looks when I do it, which just makes me - and the other me - laugh even more...

AntiNormal:



1. Yeah me too. I'm always so sure that they - don't know who they are - are coming for me, and are about to blast me to kingdom come.

4. All of my friends hate me for this... Back in '11 when we were watching Avatar: Last Airbender, I got heavy hate for liking Azula and supporting most of what she did...
*Cue wistful sigh
Good times...

5. People always give me strange looks when I do it, which just makes me - and the other me - laugh even more...

Wow. My other half

XhosaNostra:

Wow. My other half

You know it...

shit, alot of weirdos here, now I understand some comments girls make here.

LadyGoddiva:
I don’t like human beings I don’t like the sun Phone calls irritate me and I hardly ever answer them My phone is ALWAYS on silent mode I hate alcohol. I think it tastes gross. I like to watch stuff that are morbid, bizarre and disturbing. I get irritated by body contact.
Those are seven

Hello lady you need a man like me in you . life

I talk to myself alot.

I have a mystical world and a language only I can understand.

i've got chronic anxiety .

I don't like talking to people on the phone.

I've got Ophidiophobia but still find snakes fascinating.

I get nervous while talking to girls even when I don't have to be.

RuthDaniels:

Are you that big?

Yeah am about 7 inch

RuthDaniels:
Lol...You wouldn't want me lying to you, right?

How's your weekend going?

Fine i just finish eating yam

Xinzu:


No be this one I get na?

new number DM me for that one

i have phobia for ghosts
I love eating peanuts-like say they use am do me
I'm also scared of snakes-the sight of it sends shivers down my spine!
i love very sweet drinks
i hate mayonnaise-it nauseates me!

Tollzara:
Cool. A fan of Obito?

Nah ... liked PAIN a lot but now UCHIHA MADARA is my lord and savior

1. I love football but stopped watching football matches, because I'm envious of them for the stupendous amount of money they make, just for kicking a ball around
2. I'm anxious about everything, and I mean everything. in fact, thinking about some stuffs that happen in the past gives me palpitations for no reason at all, but I do manage my anxieties very well, I'm cool.
3. I usually feel sorry for villains in movies.
4. religious activities pisses me off
5. I know I'm a very smart person, but i make a lot of dumb mistakes, a lot.

KINGOFJAPAN:

I make noodles with plenty water

I listen to sad songs when I'm sad so I can become even sadder

I watch Anime porn

I like my nipples sucked (I'm a guy)

I make legit conversations with myself

Your number 2 and 5 is sooo me.

When I am sad, I imagine my situation is worse than it actually is just so I can get sadder or cry harder.

I totally enjoy talking to myself, I don't think that's weird though.

I always silently support the villain in a movie and this is the first time I will be admitting it to myself.

I stop watching a movie once I suspect it won't end the way I want. I hate realistic movies or books, I mean we watch 'make believe' to escape our realities.

One of the first things I observe in a guy is whether or not he has bum bum.

Mindfulness:


My dear, happy not so new year to you too darling.

I have to shower or take a bath twice a day and I never tell people about it because in my environment it is considered a waste of water (scarce resource) and environmental pollution.

I most bath twice a day (2) I must brush twice a day. I wake up sometimes at odd hours to brush my teeth (3) Am so scared of water(even swimming pool) (4) I can never eat outside (5) Its been years since I took a drink (soft drink or alcohol)

Penthomi:


Your number 2 and 5 is sooo me.

When I am sad, I imagine my situation is worse than it actually is just so I can get sadder or cry harder.

I totally enjoy talking to myself, I don't think that's weird though.

I always silently support the villain in a movie and this is the first time I will be admitting it to myself.

I stop watching a movie once I suspect it won't end the way I want. I hate realistic movies or books, I mean we watch 'make believe' to escape our realities.

One of the first things I observe in a guy is whether or not he has bum bum.

We should get married,we’ll make even weirder babies together.
I nor get yansh sha

1. My mood changes easily sometimes without cause
2. I love to play alone
3. I love staying indoors
4. I don't like expressing my feelings
5. I don't like eba

CaptainStephen:
1. I am a lone ranger

2. I don't drink tea

3. I hate sitting down

4.I write with both hands

5. I speak five languages

Oga oo.I fear u

1.I hate Titus fish.
2.I can't eat beans only.I must eat it with something sha
3.I don't like walking alone
4.I seek a quiet and peaceful atmosphere
5.I can't kill a rat.

I like associating with people who makes mistakes in life so as to avoid their ordeals.
I like eating burnt pot of jollof rice.
I always laugh in my mind at the look of people crying during burial, it happened even when my mum died.
I like encouraging friends who missed an opportunity but cant withstand it myself.
I go to church not because of heaven but due to the way I was brought up.
I always see people who fall during prayer as stupid and get irritated by noisy prayers.
I like the character of that moniker "child of doom" but will use him for ritual if he were my child

SmellingAnus:
good .

Currently watching a football match... I will spend more time watching ball today...


I will love to know about it... I don't mind if we connect via what'sapp/bbm ... You can drop your number if that is the case and I will add you...

] Honestly there is nothing much to know about, but then I will get to you.

RuthDaniels:
] Honestly there is nothing much to know about, but then I will get to you.

how will you get to me ?

Queenara:


Oga oo.I fear u

fear not señorita

DonPiiko:
I am not an organized person, my table at work and room at home is a mess, I like to have people clean up for me
I love fair skinned ladies but I haven't dated any before
I am very generous to a fault, when I have, I feel whoever doesn't have deserves to be helped. I have been interested in politics since I was 7
I drink alcohol a lot, I quit two weeks ago
I haven't dated anyone seriously since 2012

Oshey Mr generous to a fault


More like generous to em ladies to a fault


I still remember similar moniker chiefpiiko wey talk say he doesn't ever give guys anything unless drink say na only woman fit chop im money. .. for new year thread

I just have one weird
I'm sorry to say this
I can't say it