AntiNormal:




Normally, I'd say something like leave your window open, but that would probably just end up with you getting a terrible cold, or robbed...
Or both...

So, how 'bout I get your number instead?

Lol...number?
Naaah...I prefer the window approach. I will cover myself properly while waiting for you
We don't have thieves in my area by God's Grace too

MissJoy29:

Lol...number?
Naaah...I prefer the window approach. I will cover myself properly while waiting for you
We don't have thieves in my area by God's Grace too

The window huh?
Okay. Sure... I'm game if you are...

Atlantia:
I'm glad you figured that out.
Cheers to the freaking weekend!

and that's how I waited..

1. I have always preferred mature ladies..28 and above.
2. And ladies with sex.y, soft hairs on their arms are my weakness.
3. I am hardly ever afraid of the dark. I can walk into any dark alley, bush, street, etc fearlessly and have this weird confidence that I can't be bitten by any creepy crawlies - including snakes.
4. I have at least 4 different personalities..but not in a weird, psycho, schizo kinda way o. I just come across to people differently and I laugh when people think they've got me all figured out.
5. I prefer the whole gamut of dating, getting to know a girl and pre-intimacy to actual sex. But if I find someone I am compatible with, sex with that person will be more erotic and passionate than the usual wham-bam.
6. I am terribly scared of people touching my belly button. All my dates always found this funny. In fact..one of them made it a point of duty to try to touch me there at all cost, and even thought I was on some mystical bullsh.t. Lol! She failed woefully, needless to say.

Lemme stop here for now

1. I don't like rice unlike most girls, my favourite meal is swallow with any good soup
2. I hate people who are almost perfect... Its boring, I need me some drama
3. I have a world in my head, mosttimes I prefer to be in my company
4. I talk to myself all the time, like "Ugo go and bathe"... " Ugo shut up, you must not say this "
5. I hate taking pictures

AntiNormal:



The window huh?
Okay. Sure... I'm game if you are...

Bring it on then...

1. I can't sleep together with someone in a room, I won't fall asleep

2. I can't go naked except when in the bathroom

3. I hate traveling

4. Am always very conscious of how I look, when I was in secondary school, if I don't have light to iron my clothes, I won't go out

5. I hate snoring, even more than I hate the devil

1. For a woman, I often think I should have come as a man. I am driven, focused and most of all I don't have weird sexual ideologies that most women do.

2. I have zero remorse when I cheat but would apologize if ever caught which makes me think I am a sociopath.

3. I secretly wish I could have sex for money (its a fantasy) but I am too proud to ask so keep doing it for the "excitement and fun"

4. I'm very self conscious but come off as confident. I'm very shy but again...... Come off as confident

5. I've once had over 20 orgasms in on sexual round. I lost count in the pleasure

I wee be back

BossLaifay:
1. For a woman, I often think I should have come as a man. I am driven, focused and most of all I don't have weird sexual ideologies that most women do.

2. I have zero remorse when I cheat but would apologize if ever caught which makes me think I am a sociopath.

3. I secretly wish I could have sex for money (its a fantasy) but I am too proud to ask so keep doing it for the "excitement and fun"

4. I'm very self conscious but come off as confident. I'm very shy but again...... Come off as confident

5. I've once had over 20 orgasms in on sexual round. I lost count in the pleasure

Wow! Who was the lucky other to share this or make it happen for you? Or was it me, myself and I typa situation? Lol

thewritingtodo:

Wow! Who was the lucky other to share this or make it happen for you? Or was it me, myself and I typa situation? Lol

Nope. Definitely not done by me, myself and I. Done by a very unassuming individual.

BossLaifay:

Nope. Definitely not done by me, myself and I. Done by a very unassuming individual.

You don't say! Well, that one's a keeper..dont you think?

thewritingtodo:


You don't say! Well, that one's a keeper..dont you think?

Definitely. But its always complicated

I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!

A perfectionist .... "I must do it right and do it well" ....


I talk to myself a lot thus I always want my time alone, always .....


Most times I usually see what will happen to me before it happens.......... I usually for warned my inner cycles before things happen to them ......


I know solutions to most psychological issues ...... (Been advising families n friends since teenager)


I have post matured Ejaculation ( I can't cum unless I wanted to )

BossLaifay:
1. For a woman, I often think I should have come as a man. I am driven, focused and most of all I don't have weird sexual ideologies that most women do.

2. I have zero remorse when I cheat but would apologize if ever caught which makes me think I am a sociopath.

3. I secretly wish I could have sex for money (its a fantasy) but I am too proud to ask so keep doing it for the "excitement and fun"

4. I'm very self conscious but come off as confident. I'm very shy but again...... Come off as confident

5. I've once had over 20 orgasms in on sexual round. I lost count in the pleasure

mmmmh...I'm so enjoying this thread

damtan:
I hate being touched/hit when I'm asleep. if you wanna wake me, just call my name.

This is so me! I can never understand why people do it!

placeofallure:
I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!

To think that the word offal managed to find its way to your moniker somehow-somehow, is a sign that you can't run from it forever!

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placeofallure:
I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!

What are ur favorite porn categories.

MissJoy29:
1) I'm a perfectionist. And I don't like it.
2) I'm almost psychic. Very sensitive especially Spiritually. I'm also an excellent judge of character. Also, if you hurt me intentionally and it pains me lot, whatever I wish for you will come to pass. Again, I'm convinced I have super powers or super human abilities that I'm yet to discover or harness.
3) I can't eat beans alone. It has to be paired with garri, custard or pap or I'm not eating. I also take tea with almost every food & soup except draw soups. Oh & I have to eat hot food ALWAYS. I don't eat cold or warm food except on rare cases. It has to be piping hot ALL THE TIME!
4) I have excellent multi tasking abilities. I can be pooing and be making up/setting my hair at the same time. I can be making a call, chatting on whatsapp, sending a text message & replying mails all with my phone at the same time. I can cook 5 types of food at the same time. I'm super fast when it comes to cooking.
5)I have an unhealthy love for perfumes and fragrances.
6) I can stay indoors for one week straight without coming out of the house. On the other hand, I love the company of good friends.
7)Touching my hair makes me weak. Back in school then, I would dress up for lectures and sit down for my roommate to pack my hair. It's always a bad decision cos by the time she's done, I would have been feeling so weak that I will just lie down on the bed and sleep off. I missed a lot of lectures cos of it.
I can never leave the house without making the bed. No matter how late or in a hurry I am. And oh, I can sleep for Africa! I can sleep for 24 hours & it still won't be enough.
9) A lot of people have described me as deep. I hear things others don't. I see things. I smell things & I feel things others don't.
10)I have never double dated, never been to a club & have never watched BBN.

1. I'm also a perfectionist and I like it. This is a function of the brain. Doctors said I have a restless brain.

2. If I'm angry with anyone around me, they should prepare for calamities. Even a herbalist uncle told me he always avoid offending me. Something happening thousands of miles away or that is about to happen would just come like a flash in my mind. Children chase me around just to play with me. It's as if they use to see something I can't see on me. Well, I have a pastoral calling, and this may be the reason. After fights, I use to warn people not to hate me in their mind. If they do, it's like shooting one's self.

3. I can't eat beans alone. I can't eat bread alone.

4. You have to tell me that you're talking to me before I can hear you however close you're. That means I can't multi-task...one thing at a time.

5. If money is not a problem, I can be indoor for ever. But if I need money, I will go out and do risky menial jobs.

6. I can never love 2 people at a time or start a new relationship without ending the old one.

7. I hate crowd if I'm not one of the speakers. If there is a celebration that attracts crowd in my house, I would run away and come back at night to sleep.

8. I'm funny and will even strive to make a perceived enemy laugh. I use to pity enemies and become their friends in the process. If you kill me, and I wake up, and you say sorry, I will be shy and forget everything immediately.

MissJoy29:

Bring it on then...

Oh... It will be brought!


Fair warning though... I have been known to go a little overboard with bringing aforementioned it, and I may or may not start stalking you in the process... XD

Completely random and unrelated question: which window is yours?

placeofallure:
I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!

Really? Why not?
I make weird and sometimes funny faces at 'em.
I don't fear numbers or anything, but I very much prefer the company of words.
No comment.
Too much porn?
O.o
Just how much porn do you watch anyway?

IamZod:

What are ur favorite porn categories.

That one, I watch about anything : monster dick, tranny, gay, old vs young, bbm, milf, dominatrix, She's spoilt, ain't she

thewritingtodo:

To think that the word offal managed to find its way to your moniker somehow-somehow, is a sign that you can't run from it forever!

placeofallure:


That one, I watch about anything : monster dick, tranny, gay, old vs young, bbm, milf, dominatrix, She's spoilt, ain't she

Yea. Ur legit badass

CrescentMoon:


1. I'm also a perfectionist and I like it. This is a function of the brain. Doctors said I have a restless brain.

2. If I'm angry with anyone around me, they should prepare for calamities. Even a herbalist uncle told me he always avoid offending me. Something happening thousands of miles away or that is about to happen would just come like a flash in my mind. Children chase me around just to play with me. It's as if they use to see something I can't see on me. Well, I have a pastoral calling, and this may be the reason. After fights, I use to warn people not to hate me in their mind. If they do, it's like shooting one's self.

3. I can't eat beans alone. I can't eat bread alone.

4. You have to tell me that you're talking to me before I can hear you however close you're. That means I can't multi-task...one thing at a time.

5. If money is not a problem, I can be indoor for ever. But if I need money, I will go out and do risky menial jobs.

6. I can never love 2 people at a time or start a new relationship without ending the old one.

7. I hate crowd if I'm not one of the speakers. If there is a celebration that attracts crowd in my house, I would run away and come back at night to sleep.

8. I'm funny and will even strive to make a perceived enemy laugh. I use to pity enemies and become their friends in the process. If you kill me, and I wake up, and you say sorry, I will be shy and forget everything immediately.

Hmmm...the similarities between us is uncanny.

Everything you wrote up there except your number 4 & 8 is sooooo me. Especially your 1,2,3 & 6.
Is there something you are not telling me

AntiNormal:



Oh... It will be brought!


Fair warning though... I have been known to go a little overboard with bringing aforementioned it, and I may or may not start stalking you in the process... XD

Completely random and unrelated question: which window is yours?

Oh....& I have been known to be entertaining enough when you bring the "it". Please don't be a stalker! You don't strike me as a creep

My window? The closest one to you (winks)

MissJoy29:

Oh....& I have been known to be entertaining enough when you bring the "it". Please don't be a stalker! You don't strike me as a creep

My window? The closest one to you (winks)

Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

gbam.....given a seal of morrafucking approval

raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

Lol...I can just imagine his face when I type my number here. Meanwhile, we are just here enjoying our harmless chit chat with nothing else in mind. In his mind, he will be like, "who send this one? Isn't that right, AntiNormal?

AyamConfidence:
gbam.....given a seal of morrafucking approval