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BluntBoy:
1. I am not human

2. I am not human

3. I am NOT human

4. I am not human

5. I am not human.

Can we see the picture of this unhuman human?

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

Shii in life like what?

MissJoy29:
Ok...I will stop suspecting you.

Yes I'm weird. In fact, super weird.

18 characters? That's long.

For losing stuffs, I'm highly meticulous. I tend to be a scatter head cos I'm hyperactive and almost always restless but I keep things well. Especially keys! I can use a key or padlock for a lifetime. I hardly lose keys.

Now, top this; I have used my current phone now for more than 4 years without working any single thing on it! As in, no repairer has touched my phone for close to 5 years now.

Lol! I'm not gonna attempt to beat you to that! When I never craze!

For the password, once I feel I've jumped a character while inputting my password, I delete every thing and start afresh!

Weirdos! Yes we are!

When I mean to really eat, I finish one spaghetti on one sitting! When I'm home, cooking plans double!

I don't eat banga stew/soup, I fall sick immediately after eating it and I fall asleep/take a rest!

Another! I've not slit the throat of a chicken! Yes! I've not come to terms with deliberately taking their lives but yes, I kill animals with reckless abandon! Sometimes I enjoy kicking them(some die cos of it, some get injured severely)

Litblogger:
Leave my puff-puff alone

bizzy500:
Weirdo everywhere ....especially ladies here

You`re judging even though yours might be weirder.

Gofwane:
in your mind??
I don't get.

Ahn..ahn it`s an idiom.

makydebbie:
Five weird facts lol.


1) Once we start a conversation and you're using shorthand to type, I'm sorry. That's the end of our conversation, I'm never going to hit you up. Never.


2) I hardly smile, always minding my business like it's a full time job, I'm never bothered about what people say.


3) I wouldn't like to see my cum on your body, dick, beards or fingers. I'll lick it all off, it's so hot and turns me on. I don't just wanna see my cum on your body. I love licking my cum. So freakkkyyyy.


4) When I'm lonely or depressed, I suck my boobs, it makes me feel better for some weird reason I don't understand. I calm down immediately.


5) I never lose arguments, once my mind is in that shiit, forget it. I always win baby.



6)My mood swing is crazy and I love people who make good use and also understand sarcasm.


7) All my life, I've had a running nose. And I'm allergic to smoke and dust.

@ur number 1, what if the conversation involves me sending you money and i use shorthand.

Litblogger:
If I knew the source, I would have uprooted it from my life and I would have been well

sorry. I've been through depression at a phase in my life. words can't explain. you just feel sad and worthless for no reason all of a sudden. Try getting out of bed early it helped me at the time.

ladygudhead:
Hmm na wao ppl dey nairaland sha.

If everyone had written what you just wrote to the original post, what would you have read and judged people by?
Yours is prolly worse o.

tropaz:
OK my turn
.

One observation, you must be very very slim yeah?

shaybebaby:
1) I'm scared of snakes, to the extent I can't even look at pictures or see it on telly, I scream and run.

2)i love sniffing people's (mostly my loved ones) foreheads. I have a forehead fetish.

3) I have a birthmark which is symmetrical, you can see the line of demarcation clearly, on the left side of my body but not the right. It would make committing a crime difficult as I'd be easily identified.

4)I love picking at my toenails, so much till they bleed. I kinda enjoy the pain, sweet pain I call it.

5)I'm scared of flying yet I love travelling. Which means whoever sits next to me on a flight better be ready to swim in snot, tears and dealing with a stranger holding their hands.

2. Weirdooo
4. TF?

Lsofdk:
1. I don't talk much.

2. I argue a lot and I always win because I'm gonna wear you out (weird for someone who doesn't like talking much)

3. Most people say I always wear an unapproachable face

4. When I'm in a vehicle, I always feel like taking the wheels from the driver each time a vehicle overtakes us

5. I don't forget a face… even if I see you in the dark for the first time.

6. I don't drink water till I'm done eating… sometimes I forget to drink

7. I hardly get angry but when I do it's like tornado

8. When I'm stroking my beard, I'm thinking.

9. I prefer watching movies alone, I backward a lot

Makydebbie oya let's see yours

I don't talk much X I argue a lot.. oga which one are you

Reeberry:
And some mumu likes this post. They got deceived.

what's your own uncle critic

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I love killing wall geckos
I love chewing toothpicks
I love watching animations
Gat an insane phobia for thunder
I cannot sit in front when traveling...

Hahaha...i dunno know iffa should hug you or cry o, Please stop killing wall geckos please. Just do it for me (one nairalander that quoted you to stop killing wall geckos )

1. coffee actually makes me sleep

2. if for any reason I sense there's "visible onion" in my food I'll throw up

3. I can't wipe with tissue paper.. it's too hard for my bum

4. my body count is not as high as people believe it to be

5. I absolutely hate apologizing especially when the person just wants to hear that "I'm sorry"

ClumsyFlimsy:
And lastly I am not scared of hell nor do I care about heaven.. Heaven or hell doesn't bother me. I feel anyway na way like if see myself in either of them I go just adapt

Yet you were shivering because of jungle justice

DonPiiko:
Lool the internet never forgets
Most guys here are ingrates so I would rather be kind to just females. Why would I even want to give a guy here money, so there can open a new moniker and insult me. But there's a male nairalander that I speak to offline I plan to help him.

I know a guy here who cannot give to a woman he claims to love but rather to total strangers.
Giving to strangers is not bad so also is giving to your love interest.
Thumbs up

MissJoy29:
7)Touching my hair makes me weak. Back in school then, I would dress up for lectures and sit down for my roommate to pack my hair. It's always a bad decision cos by the time she's done, I would have been feeling so weak that I will just lie down on the bed and sleep off. I missed a lot of lectures cos of it.

lool...And your roommate will allow you sleep??

boyjo:
lool...And your roommate will allow you sleep??

Is it her business? She was my roommate. Not my mother.

Mhyketh:
@ur number 1, what if the conversation involves me sending you money and i use shorthand.

Your number 1 & 7 is sooo me.

For 1, it turns me off. And a lot of people don't know how to use it. They just type nonsense that one can hardly comprehend . No matter how intelligent you sound, once you over shorten messages especially when you are not being charged for it (like text messages), & as a potential date, you have turned me off.

For 7, I can't understand it. I'm allergic to a lot of things: smoke, dust, leafing through pages of old & sometimes new books, some fragrances like air fresheners, some grasses, fan, AC, poultry smell (& I live on vacation farm) etc. I'm ALWAYS sniffing & almost always sneezing.

somehow:
It's clearer now. Thought it was all at once, would have been a super power ability.

Lol...though I think I have a super power.

folabounce:
yes i am, you can try me if you want...

Obviously there will be someone somewhere but we havent met...

I'm game. I want to try you.
How do we do this?

boyjo:
Can we see the picture of this unhuman human?

Here is my picture:

cassyrooy:
Lol! I'm not gonna attempt to beat you to that! When I never craze!

For the password, once I feel I've jumped a character while inputting my password, I delete every thing and start afresh!

Weirdos! Yes we are!

When I mean to really eat, I finish one spaghetti on one sitting! When I'm home, cooking plans double!

I don't eat banga stew/soup, I fall sick immediately after eating it and I fall asleep/take a rest!

Another! I've not slit the throat of a chicken! Yes! I've not come to terms with deliberately taking their lives but yes, I kill animals with reckless abandon! Sometimes I enjoy kicking them(some die cos of it, some get injured severely)

Lol...I don't think you can. And frankly, I haven't seen anyone who has ever done that.

I do same with the password thing. I find it easier than counting where I stopped. It messes with my head.

Food? Don't joke with me about food. I love food! Good food at that. I can eat eh! Cooking is a hobby and a passion, so is eating unfortunately, I love banga stew with white rice. Sorry.

I also haven't killed any animal before. Prolly cos I have elder brothers who do that.

Another thing, I hate animals. All of them! I fear them all no matter how small & I'm allergic to some. I'm generally not comfortable about anyone of them.

raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo

I tired.

And to think that that was a very unique way to ask for her number

I like Antinormal, he strikes me as a decent guy if not, the conversation ought to have ended

cc: MissJoy29

BluntBoy:
Here is my picture:

lol...you caught me there.
Have some pity man, you know how curiosity can be

Neurotika:
2. My mom said I didn't cry when I was born. Then went on to bite her months later while she was breastfeeding me. I remember this one.

You must be joking how even possible is this?

ololadeimmanuel:
what's your own uncle critic

What's your own to quote me? You weren't the girl I quoted, so what's your own pain?
You can believe anything sha.

Litblogger:
Kill yourself na

Keep deceiving yourself and gullible. Mumu.

boyjo:
If everyone had written what you just wrote to the original post, what would you have read and judged people by?
Yours is prolly worse o.

Hhaa hann! You refused to see that i was amazed and intrigued by these people wierdness n uniqueness with my statement and not because i was judging or crucifying anyone. I have gone through the thread and will follow till the end because its interesting. So that statement was a loving one and not for hate. I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU JUST JUDGE ME WRONGLY.

boyjo:
Hahaha...i dunno know iffa should hug you or cry o, Please stop killing wall geckos please. Just do it for me (one nairalander that quoted you to stop killing wall geckos )

You love geckos?

chloride6:
Nah. Just a classic case of villagers

Why burst her bubble now?