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Sorry dear

BeeBeeOoh:



Let share my own testimony also:


On 21 December 2013... [

Thank God for your life bro.

Learned colleague, enough of this crab

FRESHG:
IM INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT VERY SNAKE

the snake went on to steal 36m from jamb

amani63:
the snake own is not even a miracle
If snake bite you go and treatment yourself

Lol @ go and treatment yourself

Na lady get that kind hairy leg like that

BeeBeeOoh:



Let share my own testimony also:



On 21 December 2013, I was travelling to Enugu for a training as the vehicle i boarded passed Abba junction the front tyre(passenger side) pulled out while the driver was on speed. It was in deed a miracle as I couldn't believe I was inside the bus when the driver used a hip of sand to stop the vehicle. See as my legs dey shake, I no couldn't talk, I just went somewhere to sit and started thinking out real out..


Last one was on 13 august 2015 when my auntie was doing her traditional marriage, I took an excuse from work place just to show face. Everywhere was bubbling u know as e dey be nah, so I decided relaxe inside the old building on plastic chair, na Nairaland I dey surf that day. I didn't know what made me to look downwards in-between my legs because I was relaxing very well on my back(you can call it semi lying down). Lo and behold, I saw something like a shinny mop-stick, as I tried to look very well, the shinny thing was moving. Brothers and sisters on NL, it was a snake, so as I raised my left leg that crawling-creepy-disgusting creature raises it's upper body and strike immediately but it ended up hitting the one of the leg of plastic chair(I never knew I was a talented jumper till that very day). No be small thing, as I'm typing this it's still giving me goose bumps. It's one hell of an experience

Tell us exactly what you were doing inside the old building........ puffing

Oyindidi:
Lol @ go and treatment yourself

Na lady get that kind hairy leg like that

for sure
Good night

BeeBeeOoh:



Let share my own testimony also:



On 21 December 2013, I was travelling to Enugu for a training as the vehicle i boarded passed Abba junction the front tyre(passenger side) pulled out while the driver was on speed. It was in deed a miracle as I couldn't believe I was inside the bus when the driver used a hip of sand to stop the vehicle. See as my legs dey shake, I no couldn't talk, I just went somewhere to sit and started thinking out real out..


Last one was on 13 august 2015 when my auntie was doing her traditional marriage, I took an excuse from work place just to show face. Everywhere was bubbling u know as e dey be nah, so I decided relaxe inside the old building on plastic chair, na Nairaland I dey surf that day. I didn't know what made me to look downwards in-between my legs because I was relaxing very well on my back(you can call it semi lying down). Lo and behold, I saw something like a shinny mop-stick, as I tried to look very well, the shinny thing was moving. Brothers and sisters on NL, it was a snake, so as I raised my left leg that crawling-creepy-disgusting creature raises it's upper body and strike immediately but it ended up hitting the one of the leg of plastic chair(I never knew I was a talented jumper till that very day). No be small thing, as I'm typing this it's still giving me goose bumps. It's one hell of an experience

I thank God for your life and the Barrister life my brother.
God is a good good .

BeeBeeOoh:



Let share my own testimony also:



On 21 December 2013, I was travelling to Enugu for a training as the vehicle i boarded passed Abba junction the front tyre(passenger side) pulled out while the driver was on speed. It was in deed a miracle as I couldn't believe I was inside the bus when the driver used a hip of sand to stop the vehicle. See as my legs dey shake, I no couldn't talk, I just went somewhere to sit and started thinking out real out..


Last one was on 13 august 2015 when my auntie was doing her traditional marriage, I took an excuse from work place just to show face. Everywhere was bubbling u know as e dey be nah, so I decided relaxe inside the old building on plastic chair, na Nairaland I dey surf that day. I didn't know what made me to look downwards in-between my legs because I was relaxing very well on my back(you can call it semi lying down). Lo and behold, I saw something like a shinny mop-stick, as I tried to look very well, the shinny thing was moving. Brothers and sisters on NL, it was a snake, so as I raised my left leg that crawling-creepy-disgusting creature raises it's upper body and strike immediately but it ended up hitting the one of the leg of plastic chair(I never knew I was a talented jumper till that very day). No be small thing, as I'm typing this it's still giving me goose bumps. It's one hell of an experience

I just hope your village people won't wake up on your matter after reading this.

I remember a scenario, very horrible story it happened on the 31st of April 2013, I was travelling all d way from Ibadan after attending a wedding ceremony, while approaching the sagamu bend I got predded, I ignored the urge to park and relieve myself, but after a drive of about 14 mins the pressure became unbearable, I parked but had a bad feeling, my heart kept beating faster, I started to feel goose bumbs, I parked got out of the car with my pulse racing, sweat buds on my forehead as I approached the bush I heard a sound that was enough for me to turn around and run,but no I d rather know waz up than mess up my trousers, I wouldn't want to get home with a dark patch between my legs and smelling of urine, suddenly the grasses suddenly began to part ways like something was boring through it, and alas I saw it , at first I couldn't comprehend what it was, but those glittering eyes, the horrible stench, jesuuus the f.... oh my God could it be, was this why I felt uneasy .....heeeeelp I screamed as I ran with God knows how much force, then I felt something hit me from behind, like a slap at the back only this had a kind of electrifying effect, the next few seconds were in comprehensible, with a kind of speed unimaginable I felt something scaly swirl around my body only to my horror would I know what was about to happen to me then I felt it, like the weight of my car pressed against me, I suddenly felt my breathing stop and my lungs about to burst,I tried to scream but felt my self being drained of energy and moving at the same time,no this can't be happening to me, men I am only 32 still at my prime and enjoying the best of life, then I my head suddenly jerked upwards my ribs began to heave under the weight of unimaginable compression,only then did I see its face ,the dark yellowish glittering eyes,the dark brown scaly skin ,the acrid rotten egg like smell then it hit me, an..an....anaconda...w hat the heck was an anaconda doing right here in Africa according to my biology teachers and textbooks and confirmed by wildlife channel nat geo wild t, anacondas are limited only to the amazon forest of southamerica, have anacondas suddenly sprung up in Africa , this can't be possible, but give me some minutes let me go and check.

FRESHG:
IM INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT VERY SNAKE

I would have smiled if you were Lala.

amani63:
for sure
Good night

kuku bury English

Tb222:
I remember a scenario, very horrible story it happened on the 31st of April 2013, I was travelling all d way from Ibadan after attending a wedding ceremony, while approaching the sagamu bend I got predded, I ignored the urge to park and relieve myself, but after a drive of about 14 mins the pressure became unbearable, I parked but had a bad feeling, my heart kept beating faster, I started to feel goose bumbs, I parked got out of the car with my pulse racing, sweat buds on my forehead as I approached the bush I heard a sound that was enough for me to turn around and run,but no I d rather know waz up than mess up my trousers, I wouldn't want to get home with a dark patch between my legs and smelling of urine, suddenly the grasses suddenly began to part ways like something was boring through it, and alas I saw it , at first I couldn't comprehend what it was, but those glittering eyes, the horrible stench, jesuuus the f.... oh my God could it be, was this why I felt uneasy .....heeeeelp I screamed as I ran with God knows how much force, then I felt something hit me from behind, like a slap at the back only this had a kind of electrifying effect, the next few seconds were in comprehensible, with a kind of speed unimaginable I felt something scaly swirl around my body only to my horror would I know what was about to happen to me then I felt it, like the weight of my car pressed against me, I suddenly felt my breathing stop and my lungs about to burst,I tried to scream but felt my self being drained of energy and moving at the same time,no this can't be happening to me, men I am only 32 still at my prime and enjoying the best of life, then I my head suddenly jerked upwards my ribs began to heave under the weight of unimaginable compression,only then did I see its face ,the dark yellowish glittering eyes,the dark brown scaly skin ,the acrid rotten egg like smell then it hit me, an..an....anaconda...w hat the heck was an anaconda doing right here in Africa according to my biology teachers and textbooks and confirmed by wildlife channel nat geo wild t, anacondas are limited only to the amazon forest of southamerica, have anacondas suddenly sprung up in Africa , this can't be possible, but give me some minutes let me go and check.

Nice write up.
So what happened to your remains? [b][/b]

Tb222:
I remember a scenario, very horrible story it happened on the 31st of April 2013, I was travelling all d way from Ibadan after attending a wedding ceremony, while approaching the sagamu bend I got predded, I ignored the urge to park and relieve myself, but after a drive of about 14 mins the pressure became unbearable, I parked but had a bad feeling, my heart kept beating faster, I started to feel goose bumbs, I parked got out of the car with my pulse racing, sweat buds on my forehead as I approached the bush I heard a sound that was enough for me to turn around and run,but no I d rather know waz up than mess up my trousers, I wouldn't want to get home with a dark patch between my legs and smelling of urine, suddenly the grasses suddenly began to part ways like something was boring through it, and alas I saw it , at first I couldn't comprehend what it was, but those glittering eyes, the horrible stench, jesuuus the f.... oh my God could it be, was this why I felt uneasy .....heeeeelp I screamed as I ran with God knows how much force, then I felt something hit me from behind, like a slap at the back only this had a kind of electrifying effect, the next few seconds were in comprehensible, with a kind of speed unimaginable I felt something scaly swirl around my body only to my horror would I know what was about to happen to me then I felt it, like the weight of my car pressed against me, I suddenly felt my breathing stop and my lungs about to burst,I tried to scream but felt my self being drained of energy and moving at the same time,no this can't be happening to me, men I am only 32 still at my prime and enjoying the best of life, then I my head suddenly jerked upwards my ribs began to heave under the weight of unimaginable compression,only then did I see its face ,the dark yellowish glittering eyes,the dark brown scaly skin ,the acrid rotten egg like smell then it hit me, an..an....anaconda...w hat the heck was an anaconda doing right here in Africa according to my biology teachers and textbooks and confirmed by wildlife channel nat geo wild t, anacondas are limited only to the amazon forest of southamerica, have anacondas suddenly sprung up in Africa , this can't be possible, but give me some minutes let me go and check.

Be serious are you for real?

FRESHG:
IM INTERESTED IN WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT VERY SNAKE

I alerted people around, but it entered one hole like that of which we poured kerosene inside and set fire. No be small thing I swear

lonelydora:
I just hope your village people won't wake up on your matter after reading this.

Apollo don do dem for eyes nah, dem no dey see again

Na woman leg get hairs like that? Nice though. Not bad.You have to love the way God has made you.

highbee02:
Tell us exactly what you were doing inside the old building........ puffing

No bro, just ordinary relaxation. Beside, I don't puff publicly. I no ruin my rep for my people side

thank U Jesus,thank u my Lord. Whatever I'm now it is by ur grace..Many are dying..many are perishing. Whatever i'm now,it is by ur GRACE*

amani63:
the snake own is not even a miracle
If snake bite you go and treatment yourself

Na you get your mouth nah

Oyindidi:
kuku bury English

I knew that I bury the English before I posted it

Good night love

ipobarecriminals:
thank U Jesus,thank u my Lord. Whatever I'm now it is by ur grace..Many are dying..many are perishing. Whatever i'm now,it is by ur GRACE*

pastor ipob I hail

BeeBeeOoh:
Na you get your mouth nah

thank God say no be your mouth

amani63:
thank God say no be your mouth

amani63:
I knew that I bury the English before I posted it

Good night love

Good night Amani

i fell inside very hot Water at age 3 I survived it. I was struck by tetanus I survived it. a lady bath me with a very hot vegetable oil I survived it. and it indeed happened to me.

You Have A Call 4rm God....

The hairy legs tho.....

Does it belong to an orangutan??

Big deal...ive also been bitten by scorpion too...no medication. I just had extreme pain n light fever. The next day i just wAka comot.

adecz:
The hairy legs tho.....

Does it belong to an orangutan??

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adecz:
The hairy legs tho.....

Does it belong to an orangutan??

uote author=yeyerolling post=65425771]Mumu when ya time reach u go still die[/quote]. Agbaya oshi. May God give you brain.

well.. i have collided with Airoplane, drank monkey urine, shot in the Ass by a hunter, ate snake meat, climbed kilimanjaro, wrestle with elephants, ate bear shiit, walked around nakid, eerrr.... let me stop here, will continue soon

Flirtyjane:
A lady who has suffered series of life threatening events - is filled with thanks to God for protecting her and preserving her. The lady identified as Odunze Sandra Chioma, a law graduate from Imo State University, Owerri (IMSU), revealed that she's had several ghastly accidents and even bitten by a scorpion among other life threatening issues but all the same she is still thankful.

Below is what she shared on her social media page;

Testimony Corner!!! Well,I think Av held on for so long,but it's time to Testify. God has being Good to me. Grace kept me,Mercy defended me,Ekwueme helped me through. Av had Drastic accidents,attacks,Scorpion bite and several life threatening events,But God has kept me Going, I bless him Today, tomorrow and forever. Just hold onto him,he won't fail you.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/i-bitten-scorpion-involved-multiple-accidents-lady-shares-story-photos.html

what if na me bite u, u go forgive me sister ehhhhh