1. WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A YAHOO BOY?

Why do you want to become a yahoo boy? If it’s to make money, pay your bills and flaunt it on social media, to tell your friends that you’ve arrived, you’ll end of in oblivion.

Do you know what makes life beautiful and fun? That’s when you’re at peace with what you do. That’s when you have happiness and joy. That’s when you share virtually everything cause there are no skeletons in your cupboard.

“What’s the use of having millions and billions if you end up sad and alone? What use is money if you can’t sleep peacefully at night, trying to cover your tracks? What use is money if there’s no moment rest?”

To the world, these yahoo boys got no worries. But believe me, they wish they have the power to turn back time. They wish they can re-do what they have done. Sadly, going back is almost impossible. Once you’ve join, there’s no going back. The cries of those you scam will haunt you till grave.. Those who survived to tell the story were in a worst state, it only takes a strong mind to ball back to life again.

2. DEATH BECOMES CLOSER THAN BEFORE

As a yahoo boy, you begin to see death just foots away. Why is that you might ask.. I have been with lots of people into this business in life and sincerely, they are in hell here on earth. The burden of worry is so much that the only way to feel human is taking lots of drugs and alcohol. Most of them use money as bed sheets.. Some lavish them on women, cars, cloths, gold chain.. Just to feel an atom of happiness and yet, they can’t.. With such an extravagant and undisciplined lifestyle, death keeps drawing nearer and nearer like a thief in the night.

If you’re to take the place of a yahoo boy just for a day, you might end up committing suicide before the day is over despite all the money at your disposal. The kind of depression you’ll pass through is better imagined. You might think that having no money is depressing. Until you walk a day in the shoe of a yahoo boy, that’s when you’ll know that what’s keeping them sane is drugs, alcohol and women. That’s when you’ll know that depression have different levels and degrees.

3. YOU BEGIN TO LIE A LOT

When you’ve made so much money, your parents and the people around you will surely ask about the source of your wealth. In that case, lying becomes inevitable. In fact, lying will become your second name. The worst part is; the more you lie, the more you have to lie to cover your lies. You better be ready to remember your lies to avoid contradicting yourself in the future.

A wise man once said; a good liar is one with a good memory”

You have money, yet you feel insecure, your feel restricted to expressed how you feel or what you want. This is a time in your life when you’ll get to understand that money is not everything.

4. YOU BECOME SO LONELY

Yahoo boys are usually known by their extravagant lifestyles. You see them with lots of friends and girls. You see them with the latest cars, gold chains and phones. If you’re on social media, their flaunting is enough to send you on a bank robbery.

Actually, you’ll be stunned to know that their life is directly opposite to what they display online. They are only trying to feel better by making you wish you were like them. However, every night, they feel like giving everything up. They are intelligent and emotional. That’s even an attribute that has made their life more miserable.

Before you become a yahoo boy, especially here in Nigeria, get ready to feel the ugly grasp of loneliness. Walking with lots of friends isn’t company.. It’s working with people who you can share anything with. Yahoo boys can’t and that’s no doubt why they feel lonely all the time despite the numerous friends around.

5. NO MORE SLEEP FOR YOU

You heard me right. What could be more divine than sleeping peacefully like a new-born baby in a bed despite not having a dime?
Apart from happiness, money cannot buy a peaceful sleep. Before you become a yahoo boy, prepare yourself cause you’ll going to be hit by a serious insomnia. You’ll find it hard to sleep no matter how much you force yourself. I would rather be poor my whole life than not sleep like a baby. Yes! Money must be made, but I don’t joke with my sleep. I know I’m lazy, you don’t even need to tell me. If you can afford not to sleep for days, weeks, months and years, then go ahead and become a yahoo boy.


I stand to be criticized from Yahoo guys only.
By the comments I will know.

Move to fp lalasticlala mynd44 et al

Watch the only man/musician that claims to be richer than DAVIDO, and do you think he is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqya-dC262k

Educative... May God give you true riches

You try. But you don't know anything.

God's time is the best.

Otedollaryen:
You try. But you don't know anything.

As in the dude is still a learner

Change ur topic to Juju yahoo boys aka yahoo plus

You are right on the bulls eye bro...who no go no know...word!!!

thres diff btwn yahop boi
and yahoo plus.
OP tried G but it neva worked for him.
heya

presented007:


As in the dude is still a learner

funny that he actually thinks he knows.

You are all spotted and sighted

But lemmi ask....how market?

I'M A FUCKING YAHOO PLUS GUY. THIS DUDE JUST NEED MONEY AND NOTIN MORE. because I DON'T FEEL ANY OF THOSE HE WROTE THERE. I'M LIVING MY LIFE VERY PEACEFULLY AND I SLEEP FINE AND WELL EVERY NIGHT OKAY.