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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by afbstrategies: 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2018

Some old people will not sleep well in Abuja tonight. shocked

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2018

2019 go surely dey interesting...
Na to collect ur gate pass to enter the show sure pass.
Get ur #PVC
No sure game yet..
The only sure odd for 2019 Na 12(anybody can win)
Odd for over 2/3 Neva Dey abi correct score... Everything still blurry...
Anyways by d tym Dem release team list,we go fit knw d best bet to play jawe...

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by musa234(m): 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
Dankwaambo you missed it

You fired a wrong shot

I swear

Next

He said the truth.. Tribalism, sentiments and sectionalism has become something we as a nation Must do away with ,if we wanna ever move forward in this country.. It has really affected us negatively.. Nigeria can never scale through unprecedented heights if we don't do away with those ill traits asap.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by AngelicBeing: 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2018

akeentech:
I do

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by baddosky1: 5:15pm On Mar 12, 2018

FarahAideed:

And what even makes you think the South West will vote for Buhari

Just wait for Buhari to front some Yoruba people as his key henchmen and they (South Westerners) will forget all their threats of sending him back to Daura and will queue under the rain and sun like abattoir rams to vote for him again. We know them too well. They never fail to disappoint.

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 12, 2018

WILL NIGERIANS WAIT FOR THE PRESIDENCY TO GO TO THE NORTH FOR ANOTHER 8YEARS? SO THIS MAN DOES NOT STAND ANY CHANCE.

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Stingman: 5:17pm On Mar 12, 2018

buhariguy:
and buhari has done more in south east than any other region

Yes...you are correct...just like he has done on this road linking Awka and Enugu...

There is no FG road linking two state capitals in Nigeria with shortest distance like this road...and yet it can't br completed in 3 years...

Don't get me wrong, I don't blame Buhari completely...but Nigeria government for taking the SE people for a ride for too long.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by contigiency(m): 5:18pm On Mar 12, 2018

That is the way they sound when they are still seeking the office but act differently when they occupy the office.

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Judolisco(m): 5:18pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
Dankwaambo you missed it

You fired a wrong shot

I swear

Next

Mr man keep quiet
What did he say wrong

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by SweetLove0(f): 5:19pm On Mar 12, 2018

who bi dankwambo again

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Sarrakii: 5:22pm On Mar 12, 2018

Dankwobe is much preferable than any northern he will have my vote if he wins PDP frag bearer.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Adekdammy: 5:22pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
In the north east where you come from

You can't win more than the southern gombe as it stands

I mean from kaltungo to cham

You will also get a great margin from southeast and south south

Aside that 5 states from the east and 6 from south south with Benue joined

Minus it from the 36 Fact inclusive

Don't also forget that Southwest and Northwest have the final say .

I mean block vote

like i always tell you, walk the streets of southwest and tell me whether buhari still has the support of the people. no one has failed this nation like pmb, givers of yesterday are becoming beggars today cos of pmb's policy and mind you, these are hard working guys who lost their jobs and businesses due to buhari's wrong policies.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:23pm On Mar 12, 2018

Hmmm

Season of mocking election is around the corner

For all your importation biz check our siggy

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 12, 2018

Madridguy and Sarrki are just two fellows that cannot have peace any day because they have sold their soul.
That Madrid guy changed the topic to Biafra with his skewed grammar as if IPOB are the ones ruling.
Then Sarrki's own is to just be acting like a cow as if PMB is God.
What I noticed from both of them is this... They are both hypocrites who hate Trump for his actions and clap for PMB for doing same thing.
My question is this...
Does both of u have conscience at all

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:25pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
In the north east where you come from

You can't win more than the southern gombe as it stands

I mean from kaltungo to cham

You will also get a great margin from southeast and south south

Aside that 5 states from the east and 6 from south south with Benue joined

Minus it from the 36 Fact inclusive

Don't also forget that Southwest and Northwest have the final say .

I mean block vote

You have a weird way of thinking, South west is now a block vote while south south and south east are not, please go and google the meaning of block vote and stop spewing thrash.

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Adekdammy: 5:26pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:

Lagos-Abeokuta railway,

Benin Ore expressway

Lagos Ibadan expressway

Ilorin Ibadan expressway

N many more

was lagos abeokuta railway ever in a bad shape? if at all, gej revamped it and even amaechi testified to it.

lagos ibadan express way is still where gej left it except you are telling me that the road has been completed as of today

ilorin to ibadan route was started by obj, gej continued it and has pmb completed it?

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by justiz5(m): 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2018

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by CofOLandOfPeace(m): 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2018

Well, it'll do us much good than the opposite if we always analyze the news/updates before commenting or reacting.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Splashme: 5:29pm On Mar 12, 2018

chuksjuve:
Shot fired!

Target aimed and met.

Message passed and delivered..

Will the recipient listen?

I doubt, a dullard is always and will always be be a dullard

BMC crew, cry me a river .

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by buhariguy(m): 5:30pm On Mar 12, 2018

Stingman:

Yes...you are correct...just like he has done on this road linking Awka and Enugu...

There is no FG road linking two state capitals in Nigeria with shortest distance like this road...and yet it can't br completed in 3 years...

Don't get me wrong, I don't blame Buhari completely...but Nigeria government for taking the SE people for a ride for too long.

and Benin-auchi road is nightmare,
And this your road and this my road were among what your ineffectual buffoon listed as his achievement,
And is the result of his achievement we are seeing now

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by SoNature(m): 5:31pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:

Lagos-Abeokuta railway,

Benin Ore expressway

Lagos Ibadan expressway

Ilorin Ibadan expressway

N many more

Those are Trunk A Expressways. Any government in power, whether APC or PDP, must attend to them

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Pope22(m): 5:35pm On Mar 12, 2018

desreek9:
How is that criticism, it is a statement of facts nothing more, nothing less, anyone that sees it as wrong has a dull thinking brain

Mua!

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by sarrki(m): 5:35pm On Mar 12, 2018

SoNature:

Those are Trunk A Expressways. Any government in power, whether APC or PDP, must attend to them

PDP never did

For 16years

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Emycord: 5:36pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
Dankwaambo you missed it
You fired a wrong shot
I swear
Next

HEADS MEN SPOTTED

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Jessewizy(m): 5:37pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:
Dankwaambo you missed it

You fired a wrong shot

I swear

Next

How did he miss it? I see you're back on here.
I am ready for y'all. Illiterate scum

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Ambassadors: 5:37pm On Mar 12, 2018

Vote for peace and tranquility

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Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Jessewizy(m): 5:39pm On Mar 12, 2018

sarrki:

PDP never did

For 16years

APC did it.. Of course with the borrowed 11 trillion.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by clickwtB(m): 5:42pm On Mar 12, 2018

Some people have degrees upon degrees but no iota of INTEGRITY!!!Even now degrees are for the highest bidder!!!! grin

Monetary greasing/gratifications or in kind grin

gets degrees now a days.
Colin Powell& co well respected persons with military background.

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Stingman: 5:42pm On Mar 12, 2018

buhariguy:
and Benin-auchi road is nightmare,
And this your road and this my road were among what your ineffectual buffoon listed as his achievement,
And is the result of his achievement we are seeing now

I need you to get more education, so you can make sensible contributions.

First of all...Is Auchi a state capital?

Secondly I blamed the FG which included Johnathan...so?

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by Nobody: 5:44pm On Mar 12, 2018

You Guys no know dankwanbo, if you think PMB na stingy dude, then multiply that by 5, you get dankwanbo, the guy sabi hold workers salaries in his state for 3-4 months, very incompetent malam, he even abolished 8k way Gombe dey pay coppers after he became governor cheesy

Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by internet: 5:44pm On Mar 12, 2018

Buhari met with d Queen of
England in London. He
asked her.

Buhari: How do you
run such an efficient
government here?
Are there any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important
thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.

Buhari: How do I know the
people
around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask
them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David
Cameron.
David Cameron walked into the
room,

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty.
You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle.
David, your mother
and father have a child, it is not
your brother and
it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would
be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

When Buhari came back home he sent for Abba Kyari.

Kyari walk in to Buhari's office.
Kyari : Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your
mother and your
father have a child, it's not your
brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?

Kyari: I'm not sure, let me
get back to you.
He
asked all his staff in the office
but none could
give him an answer. Kyari
ran to Fashola.
Kyari asked

Kyari: Your mother and
father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!

Kyari smiled and said,
Thanks! Then he went back to
speak with President Buhari.

Kyari: Sir, I have the answer
to that riddle, It's
Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Buhari got angry, and said to
Kyari No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am
surrounded by dummies! The
answer is .David Cameron!!!

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