14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church - Christianity Etc

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14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:20am On Apr 08, 2018*

1. When you finally agree to follow your friend to their church and you’re enjoying the service.

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YES LORD!

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:22am On Apr 08, 2018

2. Then you now hear “if you’re worshiping with us for the first-time…”

Hay God!

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:23am On Apr 08, 2018

3. How your friend looks at you when you refuse to raise your hand:

WILL YOU GET UP, MY FRIEND.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:24am On Apr 08, 2018

4. When you finally stand up and the whole church turns to look at you like:

FRESH MEAT.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 08, 2018

5. You, when they start singing “you are welcome in the name of the Lord…”

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:28am On Apr 08, 2018

6. How all the old church aunties stand up to come and welcome you:

BY FORCE TOUCHING AND HUGGING.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Chicagoesontop: 9:29am On Apr 08, 2018*

I sat in church today when they were welcoming the first timers, the picture is as clear as what the op painted here, i was laughing withing myself and my joy was complete. Our church dey offer soft drinks and snacks to first timers shaa ...Weldon op !!

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:30am On Apr 08, 2018

7. When they tell you to pack your bible and move to the front of the church.

CHAI! WHAT IS IT?

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:31am On Apr 08, 2018

8. When they give you first-timers card to fill and you see space for phone number.

YOU WILL NOW BE SENDING ME TEXT UP AND DOWN LIKE MTN.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by tman14(m): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2018

Going to Frontpage today

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 08, 2018

9. You, waiting for the whole service to just do and finish:

JUST END.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:34am On Apr 08, 2018

10. When the service ends and you hear “all the first-timers please wait behind.”

HAS IT NOT FINISHED?

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by remi1444: 9:36am On Apr 08, 2018

I've never attended another church since my mom birthed me. I've been automated to that which i was born into.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:36am On Apr 08, 2018

11. When you’re expecting jollof rice but they give you CD of the pastor’s message.

Is THIS THE REFRESHMENT?

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:38am On Apr 08, 2018

12. You, when the welcoming unit asks “can we visit you sometime?”

https://i1.wp.com/zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/nope-nah.gif

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 08, 2018

13. When they start telling you about all their mid-week services.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:42am On Apr 08, 2018

14. When you’re leaving and they ask “will we be seeing you again?”

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If the spirit leads, my brother.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:43am On Apr 08, 2018

Lalasticlala grin

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 08, 2018

Chicagoesontop:
But O P You Said 14,

It's complete now

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by ObservantFellow: 10:00am On Apr 08, 2018

Carry Go

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by maxiuc(m): 10:01am On Apr 08, 2018*

All those sturborn ushers

Went to a friend's child's dedication this usher man rushed me please Sir this way I was like all this chair here is it for ghost suddenly I Saw a chair roll filled with fine chicks damn I told the usher here is referable he still refused before he can say pls Sir come front vum am already sitted he signal me tire hmmm i no even send am today the girl I am dating now is from that church the same roll we sat and it may lead to marriage that's how knew i some usher can deny singles their Life partner

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by countsparrow: 10:04am On Apr 08, 2018

Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues... shocked

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by allanphash7(m): 10:04am On Apr 08, 2018

Lol

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by lordm(m): 10:04am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion:
12. You, when the welcoming unit asks “can we visit you sometime?”

https://i1.wp.com/zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/nope-nah.gif

lol

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