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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by pussygotlips: 10:07am On Apr 08, 2018

When u see a frosh boo

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Auxiliary(m): 10:08am On Apr 08, 2018

remi1444:
I've never attended another church since my mom birthed me. I've been automated to that which i was born nto.

Dem don come... Mr "lienus"...

Why you lying, why you F***ing lying...

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by mikemodel24: 10:08am On Apr 08, 2018

That no3 happen to me

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by ImYourJude(m): 10:08am On Apr 08, 2018

Damn.. Can relate to them all..

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by koolcat: 10:08am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion:
5. You, when they start singing “you are welcome in the name of the Lord…”

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

hahahaha OP I must confess, this one na the true facial expression aii swear

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 10:10am On Apr 08, 2018

Ellabae:
Op u try. So funny.

can we hook up

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:10am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion you are a crazy guy! grin

I have tears streaming down.
Enjoyed this

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Stanleysteno(m): 10:11am On Apr 08, 2018

Op you try .. On point .. I can relate to this

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 08, 2018

countsparrow:
Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

Hope no be the church wey i dey think?

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion:
2. Then you now hear “if you’re worshiping with us for the first-time…”

Hay God!

Damn!!

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Ellabae(f): 10:12am On Apr 08, 2018

Onijagidijagan:
can we hook up

Pls calm down. Good morning

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by remi1444: 10:17am On Apr 08, 2018

Stop proving that your brain reason like your name...

Auxiliary:
Dem don come... Mr "lienus"...

Why you lying, why you F***ing lying...

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by dalhjana: 10:17am On Apr 08, 2018

No. 11 is dead.. mk sense

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by chukzyfcbb: 10:18am On Apr 08, 2018

countsparrow:
Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

baba no be lie. in my year one I was still a newbie at Christ embassy. Naso pastor says I notice some people don't speak in tongues here. naso I'm say if u can't speak in tongues, stand up. Omo I no gree stand up o, wetin.

those wey stand up usher guide them to the pulpit.
pastor pray for them, give them chairs on the altar, told them they should be speaking in tongues while service will be ongoing. omo e mad me that day oo.

For like 2hrs, these guys were on the pulpit sitting and speaking in whatever thing they felt like while pastor continued the sermon, when he noticed the congregation was getting distracted. He said oya usher put microphone to their mouth, let's hear their tongues.

Omo come hear tongues now, urobomansata. hakuna matata lool. One guy who didnt speak was left there until he was able to speak, funny day i swear. He ended it by saying don't worry you can go back, u tongues is not yet mature. Na laff hold us for church that day, thank God say I no comot. I for disgrace my people for pulpit.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by maxiuc(m): 10:18am On Apr 08, 2018*

One church here in Abuja first timer are to undergo 2days dry fasting and praying

This was my face when the pastor told me that

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Jadoskii(m): 10:19am On Apr 08, 2018

countsparrow:
Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

aswear I for tLk say na lie if this same tin no do me...bt me spk rubbish nio so that them go just free me...coz that guy ready for me that day....

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by dynicks(m): 10:23am On Apr 08, 2018

Onijagidijagan:
can we hook up

just look at this one; was this what was taught in ur church today?....sharp sharp u don dey try to woo person....
so this is the applause ur supposed to give to the O.P for making us smile this morning...

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by itzjorju(m): 10:28am On Apr 08, 2018

chukzyfcbb:
baba no be lie. in my year one I was still a newbie at Christ embassy. Naso pastor says I notice some people don't speak in tongues here. naso I'm say if u can't speak in tongues, stand up. Omo I no gree stand up o, wetin.

those wey stand up usher guide them to the pulpit.
pastor pray for them, give them chairs on the altar, told them they should be speaking in tongues while service will be ongoing. omo e mad me that day oo.

For like 2hrs, these guys were on the pulpit sitting and speaking in whatever thing they felt like while pastor continued the sermon, when he noticed the congregation was getting distracted. He said oya usher put microphone to their mouth, let's hear their tongues.

Omo come hear tongues now, urobomansata. hakuna matata lool. One guy who didnt speak was left there until he was able to speak, funny day i swear. He ended it by saying don't worry you can go back, u tongues is not yet mature. Na laff hold us for church that day, thank God say I no comot. I for disgrace my people for pulpit.

Same thing happen to me 3yrs ago too... Christ Embassy, as I see say na only me no dey speak, I open my mouth jejely begin dey speak like say na me invent the tongue... Pastor now Bleep up, he said greet the person beside you in tongues, kuku ma kee me here

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by chukzyfcbb: 10:35am On Apr 08, 2018

itzjorju:
Same thing happen to me 3yrs ago too... Christ Embassy, as I see say na only me no dey speak, I open my mouth jejely begin dey speak like say na me invent the tongue... Pastor now Bleep up, he said greet the person beside you in tongues, kuku ma kee me here

lool. If I am watching football with them, if someone shoots and misses. na tongues go come out from their mouth, if they want to shout in exclamation like whattt, or wow!!! na Tongues be their exclamation.

If church is not yet half filled even when service has started, pastor will say brethren begin to speak in other tongues, a way to engage members so that they can cover for other members lateness to church, this could last from as little as 5mins to as long as 1hour. Omo matter weak me.

It was in Christ embassy I first came across Malachi 3:16_ U need to see me then, I felt like a sinner for not tithing lool but now I don accumulate so much knowledge to know my left from right

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by RexTramadol1: 10:40am On Apr 08, 2018

You are welcome in the name of the lord....that thing awkward die.

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by jericco1(m): 10:42am On Apr 08, 2018

very annoying

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Nobody: 10:45am On Apr 08, 2018

lolzz so on point. at least reedem will give you mineral..

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by redangel2017: 10:52am On Apr 08, 2018

Buharis look is so epic grin

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Anijay1212(m): 11:10am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion:
11. When you’re expecting jollof rice but they give you CD of the pastor’s message.

Is THIS THE REFRESHMENT?

Lol...

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Sheenor: 11:10am On Apr 08, 2018

No lies. I can relate wella.... grin

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by InansBobo(m): 11:21am On Apr 08, 2018

remi1444:
I've never attended another church since my mom birthed me. I've been automated to that which i was born into.

you don't travel huh

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by CasualSammie(m): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2018

countsparrow:
Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

I can totally relate with this. Some churches can be messed up like that.

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by Mcy56(f): 11:40am On Apr 08, 2018*

HenryDion:
5. You, when they start singing “you are welcome in the name of the Lord…”

6. How all the old church aunties stand up to come and welcome you:

14. When you’re leaving and they ask “will we be seeing you again?” If the spirit leads, my brother.

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by kuuljay(m): 11:43am On Apr 08, 2018

remi1444:
I've never attended another church since my mom birthed me. I've been automated to that which i was born into.

that means you have never ever travelled outside the locality you was born

Hey God!!! No wander

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Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by migeoart(f): 11:45am On Apr 08, 2018

countsparrow:
Op, u try... So on point...

There was a church i attended during UNI days, omo after service they said all 1st timers should gather somewhere, na for der dem wan pray make holy ghost enter us come dey speak in tongues...

After like 10 attempts, Sparrow no speak in tongues na so dem talk say make i just speak anything wey come... Still nothing commot my mouth, na so dem free me...

For dem mind, dem go dey say evil dey dis guy mind, na so i pack my bible, bounce commot for church like 2pac

Lolz I can guess the church !!!

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by arherfish(m): 11:50am On Apr 08, 2018

HenryDion:
11. When you’re expecting jollof rice but they give you CD of the pastor’s message.

Is THIS THE REFRESHMENT?

Lwkm

Re: 14 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Been A First-timer In A Church by chuckjoshua(m): 11:52am On Apr 08, 2018

maxiuc:

All those sturborn ushers

Went to a friend's child's dedication this usher man rushed me please Sir this way I was like all this chair here is it for ghost suddenly I Saw a roll filled with fine chicks damn I told the usher here is referable he still refused because he can pls Sir come front vum am already sitted he signal me tire hmmm i no even send am today the girl I am dating now is from that church the same roll we sat and it may lead to marriage that's knew i some usher can deny singles their Life partner

Oga, this your English just tire me. I am having migraine right now...

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