DocAdray:


Hi Momma. You're right, H & H bumping means happy and healthy bumping. A couple of other abbreviations common to this thread include: BD - Baby Dance BFP - Big Fat Positive TTC - Trying To Conceive DH -Darling Husband DW - Darling Wife DS - Darling Son DD - Darling Daughter LO - Little One VD - Vaginal Delivery CS - Caesarean Section ELCS - Elective Caesarean Section VBAC- Vaginal Birth After Caesarean and so on and so forth.
I'm open to corrections though.

wow.. Thanks a bunch.

I laugh in swahili,na u go carry first.Urs na quad sef

Roseey0:

I don tell you say you go soon occupy ....you have paraded here enough. No let that implant dey give you hope o

queenfav:
Mogbe.. Edakun, maybe you can explain the slangs and terminologies of this thread to me, so i won't be feeling lost.I fell asleep wondering what H. and H bumping means. Abi na happy and healthy bumping (don't laugh pls). I remember sneaking into this thread last year, the slangs and abbreviations make d thing be like say na spanish una dey speak here .. .lolz.. I quickly ran out of the thread. Biko, i need help on your terminologies/slangs here ... Thanks

Yea you're correct.

Bfp/bfn: big fat positive(belle enter) /big fat negative (no belle)
HTH: Hope this helps
Ewcm: Egg white cervical mucus
TMI : too much information
CM: cervical mucus
LMP: last menstrual period
ACL: average cycle length
PL: period length
LP: luteal phase
O: ovulation
BD: baby dance
AF: aunty flow(period)
BA: birth announcement
BS: Birth story
EDD: Estimated delivery date
LO: little one
TTC: Trying to conceive
DW: Darling wife
DH: darling husband

Adorablewifey:

Oya effrybody bring your Semo, Fufu, Amala and Ekor and join me. If I don't take care of y'all, who will?
Mbok! No body should come and touch my chilled Eba oh, I'm not that generous. *hides it behind my back*

And you say no be you get your body?
How you go take get your body when only u dey consumed 6 pipo food?
Madam chilled eba and soup


Wuked sombori

proudmom38:


And you say no be you get your body?
How you go take get your body when only u dey consumed 6 pipo food?
Madam chilled eba and soup


Wuked sombori

Shemmyglo:
My God has done it again!

BA! BA!! BA!!!

I gave birth last night to a bouncing baby boy through VD. Mother and baby are doing very fine.

team May

oh mine!! oh mine
Thank u God of wonders
Another may baby in d house(dancing)
Congratulations mama
Welcome our handsome prince
may ur arrival bring more blessings, joy, happiness, wealth to ur household.

team may for supernatural delivery
patking....Where is ur royal carpet for my teammates
pls give her d royal greetings she deserves.

:'

Adorablewifey:

lady25:
ok. My sis most husbands are like that. But once they start seeing baby clothes , cot, etc they would begin to realise that baby is coming for real. If your baby starts kicking u can place his hands on ur belly, it also helps

Thank you Sis.

Roseey0:
mumsgirl27 Where u @ You don port?

port ke I still dey oo how is pushing going.. countdowm to May.

#team August how are we. oga Seun I no dey get mention again abeg I want to dey answer roll call abeg. Congrats to all mamas that have birthed their wonderful children may they bring nothing but happiness, joy,peace and plenty moneeeeeey. Talltosyne cappo how is you EDD 22/8 Sex not known he/she no gree open leg

PatKing:


Big Congratulations!!!
Welcome Son.
Team April still growing
Mumsgirl27, thanks to God for the answered prayers for swift delivery on your Teamies.

We thank God for the supernatural delivery
Extremely happy for the good news coming our way.
May it continue by God's grace
Also ur porting teammates are welcome

FloraEC:

Yea you're correct.
Bfp/bfn: big fat positive(belle enter) /big fat negative (no belle) HTH: Hope this helps Ewcm: Egg white cervical mucus TMI : too much information CM: cervical mucus LMP: last menstrual period ACL: average cycle length PL: period length LP: luteal phase O: ovulation BD: baby dance AF: aunty flow(period) BA: birth announcement BS: Birth story EDD: Estimated delivery date LO: little one TTC: Trying to conceive DW: Darling wife DH: darling husband

Wow.. Thanks sis

modath:


I kid you not my sis...even though it felt like I spent the entire 9mnths in pregnancy induced misery (all day nausea & heartburn from the hades ) , the thread always lifted my spirit Kai...

That was why we started the tradition of posting baby pic with LBK cos here felt like my family cos of the goodwill & sheer joy radiating everywhere..... #ThreadCuties

Good to hear from you sis. I trust LBK and siblings are fine.
Come and go one more time na

Pls, mamas in the house based in Port Harcourt. I need your recommendations on a very good hospitals.I and DH were using Pamo Clinics before now. Of recent their standard has gone down. They are understaffed and have a lot of rude staff. The Doctor there after I had a positive PT never even mentioned anything like prenatal vitamins or Folic acid. Asked me to come register ante natal when i am 12 weeks gone. It was even my personal research on babycenter.com and this thread, that made me know i was supposed to be taking Folic acid and other vitamins. I don't feel safe using them at all, can't risk my first baby with those kind of doctors. Please, kindly suggest the good hospitals you know and have used in Port Harcourt.Thanks a lot.

Yes Yes...

God will continue to strengthen us all. Happy Sunday Teamies...

Joomie:
Weekly Roll Call (pls respond)

Take it or leave it, we are the GIANT OF THIS THREAD.

How Una dey. We have all official said our goodbyes to first trimester.

How Una dey.

TEAM OCTOBER 2018
1. joomie ........................... 01
2. Fabmummy
3. Tinutunde
4. giftedofgod ................... 31
5. Rukkington .................... 06
6. Enkaylala2
7. BeeBlossoms
8. LEEMAH50 ......................01
9. gudbadgal ...................... 25
10. HeroesMum ................. 02
11. Chinyeresandra
12. jumy16
13. vicky9ice ........................12
14. gracewealth007
15. Topmid
16. Liftedhands
17. Zaynie ............................. 25
18. Aitee1.............................. 25
19. ngsoundz ....................... 13
20. bayobabe ........................14
21.Tabsy
22. Funmi2510
23. amypearl ..........................05

We are now in week 17, 16, 15, 14, 13

Peepers, please come out and register.
It shall all end in praise.

queenfav:
Pls, mamas in the house based in Port Harcourt. I need your recommendations on a very good hospitals.I and DH were using Pamo Clinics before now. Of recent their standard has gone down. They are understaffed and have a lot of rude staff. The Doctor there after I had a positive PT never even mentioned anything like prenatal vitamins or Folic acid. Asked me to come register ante natal when i am 12 weeks gone. It was even my personal research on babycenter.com and this thread, that made me know i was supposed to be taking Folic acid and other vitamins. I don't feel safe using them at all, can't risk my first baby with those kind of doctors. Please, kindly suggest the good hospitals you know and have used in Port Harcourt.Thanks a lot.

Hi Mama, As a former PH breed before my great migration

I would recommend Prime at Cocaine Village most companies use them at least i know 2 of my friends that gave birth there.

Secondly, St. Catherine at Transwoji road before slaughter bridge, alot of companies also use them.

There are still many more good hospitals there let's wait for other PH Mamas to chook mouth

Xzandy:


Hi Mama, As a former PH breed before my great migration

I would recommend Prime at Cocaine Village most companies use them at least i know 2 of my friends that gave birth there.

Secondly, St. Catherine at Transwoji road before slaughter bridge, alot of companies also use them.

There are still many more good hospitals there let's wait for other PH Mamas to chook mouth

Thanks sis. Is it advisable to use a hospital far from my house? I stay close to Eleme Junction.

ayabadamilola:
Lioha maami, how dey you? Long time o abi sumtin haff happen ni zaynie is lowkey a registered 419! But she go hear am this time around, you wee hear ween for my hand!


In other news, somebody shu coman carry Lala, dude seems to find joy in rubbing my tummy. How do I tell a 2-year old that I don't want to be touched DH is already saying I'm kanraing

Am good and you? My dd is two months today.

Zaynie don melow oh , she no dey collect money again.

queenfav:
Pls, mamas in the house based in Port Harcourt. I need your recommendations on a very good hospitals.I and DH were using Pamo Clinics before now. Of recent their standard has gone down. They are understaffed and have a lot of rude staff. The Doctor there after I had a positive PT never even mentioned anything like prenatal vitamins or Folic acid. Asked me to come register ante natal when i am 12 weeks gone. It was even my personal research on babycenter.com and this thread, that made me know i was supposed to be taking Folic acid and other vitamins. I don't feel safe using them at all, can't risk my first baby with those kind of doctors. Please, kindly suggest the good hospitals you know and have used in Port Harcourt.Thanks a lot.

Where are you in ph

queenfav:
Thanks sis. Is it advisable to use a hospital far from my house? I stay close to Eleme Junction.

Just saw this
Try First Rivers, Prime or 0bio cottage
Based on what people have recommended here

Nimi22:


Me ke? No be me go kill you, what I will do for you is inside me like peak. Just because I told Inioluwa to give you small breathing space you dey use am find trouble abi? Continue.

#vision2021

Haha mummy Cole, so its now vision 2021 not 2020 again? OK o, may God answer us according to our desires and give us joy unspeakable in our marriages

Nimi22:


Me ke? No be me go kill you, what I will do for you is inside me like peak. Just because I told Inioluwa to give you small breathing space you dey use am find trouble abi? Continue.

#vision2021

Haha mummy Cole, so its now vision 2021 not 2020 again? OK o, may God answer us according to our desires and give us joy unspeakable in our marriages, Oya let me bribe u...bring ur lesson note here make I help u write am

Anugod:
Ewooo! Why do me this kind thing na?

Oya na, save the ibeji for me till 2022 make I breathe down small. Me and you go run again with ibeji ibeji

No be only 2022, my friend u better mind ur self u want anubaby to start begging u before u give her baby

Roseey0:

Just saw this
Try First Rivers, Prime or 0bio cottage
Based on what people have recommended here

Ok sis.. Thanks a lot, i live at eleme junction axis.

mumsgirl27:

oh mine!! oh mine
Thank u God of wonders
Another may baby in d house(dancing)
Congratulations mama
Welcome our handsome prince
may ur arrival bring more blessings, joy, happiness, wealth to ur household.

team may for supernatural delivery
patking....Where is ur royal carpet for my teammates
pls give her d royal greetings she deserves.

Thanks so much my cappo. Amen to the prayer. I wish all other mama safe delivery

Yaay I'm in mumAudrey's house

Pweetiebabe:
Haha mummy Cole, so its now vision 2021 not 2020 again? OK o, may God answer us according to our desires and give us joy unspeakable in our marriages, Oya let me bribe u...bring ur lesson note here make I help u write am

2020 or 2021 jare my sister. The lesson note matter tire me o. I wish I can give you to write for me. Na one line Cole allow me write since today.

queenfav:
Pls, mamas in the house based in Port Harcourt. I need your recommendations on a very good hospitals.I and DH were using Pamo Clinics before now. Of recent their standard has gone down. They are understaffed and have a lot of rude staff. The Doctor there after I had a positive PT never even mentioned anything like prenatal vitamins or Folic acid. Asked me to come register ante natal when i am 12 weeks gone. It was even my personal research on babycenter.com and this thread, that made me know i was supposed to be taking Folic acid and other vitamins. I don't feel safe using them at all, can't risk my first baby with those kind of doctors. Please, kindly suggest the good hospitals you know and have used in Port Harcourt.Thanks a lot.

Will recommend prime . Their services are superb .

Picture or we don't believe it
Am in my house come n beat me Iya beji

ahnie:
Yaay I'm in mumAudrey's house

mamas pls how can I fight extreme weakness.i have been in the hospital for days taking drip,but I am still weak.my kids can't even go to school yet

Sansa143:
Picture or we don't believe it
Am in my house come n beat me Iya beji

network z arhhhh

I dey wait gidibam

ahnie:
network z arhhhh