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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by aking123(m): 11:00pm On May 21, 2018

I hope it's not what am thinking. If similar to virginity test, then get ready for runaway members... grin

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Anwons(m): 11:04pm On May 21, 2018

I think it will be best if we understand what the memo content is before throwing the towel.

I assume that it may be to ascertain how viable a man may be which entails performance and potency, as well as how productive and how healthy a woman's major asset maybe.
Which of course, it's no longer news how homes has been destroyed as result of pretence to this effect before marriage.

Let's spade be called spade.

Fully in support of this. Enough of the deceit.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Dearlord(m): 11:05pm On May 21, 2018

donnie:
Genital test and not fertility test.
Could it involve masturbation?

Good question

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by kaydp: 11:05pm On May 21, 2018

ednut1:
Where are the pray about it crew. Even the church knows nothing substitutes a good hard ferk

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by kereman1: 11:07pm On May 21, 2018

tomdon:
Nice one
I notice that the church is one of the hardest places to find a virgin of marriageable age.
After they don nack finish, the church is the place of solace for those sleaky sisters
Bless you sisturrrr

u will live long for this comment u made...

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by plaetton: 11:07pm On May 21, 2018

dre11:

http://thenationonlineng.net/rccg-orders-genital-test-for-members/

WTF ??

The RCCG Cult status is hereby confirmed.

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by SirBunky85(m): 11:10pm On May 21, 2018

HappyPagan:
I like what God is using Adeboye to do in this country. Such a great man of God.

His thoughts mask the voice of God. With faith, he has turned adults to robots, convincing them they will be punished if they ever call him stupid. I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.

May God continue to raise great liars, sorry prophets, that will continue to tax our foolishness and docility. Ramen.

senseless

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by seguno2: 11:10pm On May 21, 2018

keepingmum:
All those men with non existent non functioning blokos that ll lie and decieve sisters into marriage with the hope that they ll endure "for better for worse" ish......no more hiding place.

Next the churches should do, is insist the man masturbates and should take atleast 5mins doing dt b4 cuming to rid off these 20 second men that cannot even satisfy their wives yet their libido is as high as buharis taste and desire for power

Are you suggesting that Buhari cannot perform in za oza room despite bragging in front of president Merkel of West Germany

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Dearlord(m): 11:10pm On May 21, 2018

This matters in a way that will help cub off infertility crises in marriage even though Catholics have been practicing it over millinium.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by plaetton: 11:16pm On May 21, 2018

Anwons:
I think it will be best if we understand what the memo content is before throwing the towel.

I assume that it may be to ascertain how viable a man may be which entails performance and potency, as well as how productive and how healthy a woman's major asset maybe.
Which of course, it's no longer news how homes has been destroyed as result of pretence to this effect before marriage.

Let's spade be called spade.

Fully in support of this. Enough of the deceit.

What am I reading ?
I cannot believe that someone who can write good English sentences would entertain such a grossly barbaric and grossly primitive practice. shocked

Pls tell me that you're kidding.
Is this a new form of eugenics ?

Are people in Nigeria evolving or devolving ?
If I call you a resident of Zoo, I'm 100% sure you will curse and rant.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Lexusgs430: 11:18pm On May 21, 2018

Today is April 1st......

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by DabuIIIT: 11:18pm On May 21, 2018

Coneheads 0will decline the offer..they are aware already of their gonorhea status..

AdolfhitlexXx eponojuku

lzaa immhotep

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 21, 2018

Pharaoh001:
Which one be the leading Pentecostal church again?? is Pentecostal not a church on its own ...why associating it with RCCG smh

Btw, I never know when Rccg has turn herself into Marriage Institutions.... Churches with deceit.

You're a proof that common sense is not common.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by plaetton: 11:24pm On May 21, 2018

HappyPagan:
I like what God is using Adeboye to do in this country. Such a great man of God.

His thoughts mask the voice of God. With faith, he has turned adults to robots, convincing them they will be punished if they ever call him stupid. I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.

May God continue to raise great liars, sorry prophets, that will continue to tax our foolishness and docility. Ramen.

Jesus supposedly said that for those who have little, it shall be taken away to add to those who have more.
I have always pondered on the meaning of what to me would seem very unfair.
But in the light events in this era, I kind of get the gist.
For those endowed with little brains ( the sheeple), those that have more (the con men) will take from them and add to what they( the conmen) already have.
This encapsulates the story of Evangelical Christianity.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 11:28pm On May 21, 2018

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 21, 2018

dre11:

http://thenationonlineng.net/rccg-orders-genital-test-for-members/

The Opium

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 11:30pm On May 21, 2018

To me, I think this is more of fishing out the 'lakiriboto' crew tongue

Many husbands have found themselves in unwelcoming situations whereby they had to spend much money on genital operations, let's say Vaginismus.
Women too tend to waste more time enduring their hubbies' impotence. The reasons for the new order cannot be overlooked.

May God save us all

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Empiree: 11:32pm On May 21, 2018

Christians, I take hat for una. Your hypocrisy stings everyday. See your responses as if "Virginity Test" is no big deal?.

But was is not last year or about 3 yrs ago someone posted similar article about virginity test being conducted in one of these Arabic countries or maybe Afghanistan?. You guys' reactions were totally different. You tagged islam with it and called them "barbaric, backward, 6 century mentality, carmel pee lickers" and all sorts of negative names.

Here we are today. See your reactions?. I can't believe I am reading christians saying "this is good development". Chai !!!

Hypocrisy is dramacrazy

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Octaves(m): 11:50pm On May 21, 2018

I don't even understand what is meant by genital status

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Famocious(m): 12:06am On May 22, 2018

Sounds ambiguous to me though.. Genital test is not a popular test we hear in the medical parlance.

May be a test for erectile dysfunction or ambiguous Instruments..

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 12:15am On May 22, 2018

This news is funny. So, some brothers blokos no dey work and some sisters are sterile. It is a welcome development, their GO go done receive a lot of petitions from married men/women.

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 12:53am On May 22, 2018

What will the test entail abeg.

Stupidity at its peak.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 12:56am On May 22, 2018

DabuIIIT:
Coneheads 0will decline the offer..they are aware already of their gonorhea status..

AdolfhitlexXx eponojuku

lzaa immhotep

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by C0C0Bandicot(f): 1:07am On May 22, 2018

LEADING pentecostal church.... Abeg church don turn race? Which one be leading again?

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by linearity: 1:12am On May 22, 2018

Pharaoh001:
Which one be the leading Pentecostal church again?? is Pentecostal not a church on its own ...why associating it with RCCG smh

Btw, I never know when Rccg has turn herself into Marriage Institutions.... Churches with deceit.

Pentecostal is not a church, it is just one of the numerous Christian denominations...others includes Catholic, Presbyterian, Evangelicals, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, Protestant, Anglican, etc...

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by bigerboy200: 1:15am On May 22, 2018

donnie:
Genital test and not fertility test.
Could it involve masturbation?

funny..but yeah.it must involve self service, cos that's the only way to test the sperm cells.

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by Nobody: 1:20am On May 22, 2018

There is some serious craze going on in the church. Believe me when I tell you.
My ancestors know that I wouldn't submit myself to any marriage counselling or whatever fuckery the church puts as a precondition for marriage.

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by cantok(m): 1:41am On May 22, 2018

Fake requirement from a fleshly minded church

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by rufusigbokwe: 1:57am On May 22, 2018

who will do the test?

http://inquizimedia.com/2018/03/16/chukwuemeka-ujam-digital-rights-bill-good-case-for-youth-expertise/

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Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by LukeLook: 1:58am On May 22, 2018

HappyPagan:
I like what God is using Adeboye to do in this country. Such a great man of God.

His thoughts mask the voice of God. With faith, he has turned adults to robots, convincing them they will be punished if they ever call him stupid. I'm 100% sure members will submit their genitals for inspection, and defend their right to be stupid.

May God continue to raise great liars, sorry prophets, that will continue to tax our foolishness and docility. Ramen.

Re: RCCG Orders “Genital Test” For Members That Want To Marry by LukeLook: 2:00am On May 22, 2018

linearity:

Pentecostal is not a church, it is just one of the numerous Christian denominations...others includes Catholic, Presbyterian, Evangelicals, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, Protestant, Anglican, etc...

it is just one of the numerous Christian denominations? undecided

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