₦airaland Forum

Nnetriplet:
Bs
First and foremost, this is more or less like a testimony cos it goes beyond a mere birth

What an awesome God He is. Faithful is He that promised. Lord we bless your name on behalf of our sister. Well done mama. I may not have known you then but your story is truly inspiring. Please say Hi to your prince on my behalf.

BlessedDiva:
Hmmm so no birthday mate for me, not fair , it is well ooh....all these mamas with 6th June edd wetin come happen?
It shall end in praise for you June mamas.
Kachifo nu, Odaro, sai gobe, tomorrow is another blessed day.

Happy birthday in arrears my dearest teamie. May the Lord grant you more feats in this life to the envy of your enemies. Hope u had fun?

A long overdue testimony mama. God has indeed done you well. I thank God on your behalf. and Bomboy will be 6months soon. May he grow in the wisdom of God. Congratulations mama

Nnetriplet:
Bs
First and foremost, this is more or less like a testimony cos it goes beyond a mere birth story......those who knows my story from d ttc thread will agree with me that it has been God all along, from conception to delivery.....ds belle show me shege...at a point I almost lost hope....all the signs and symptoms of "bellehood" I suffered it all....I lost a whooping 34kg....my mates dey carry belle dey fat me dey lean....through all these I never knew God was preparing me for a supernatural delivery.......

On the 17th of December, 2017....I had just finished making dinner for my dh and daughter...so I settled down to devour the "slapping" udala I bought....now normally l can whitstand pain to a large extent....around 10pm I started feeling funny....I was like could this be it...one mind told me to go and wake up hubby d other one told me to wait and be sure first bf waking d man, I obeyed the second.... by 12, the contractions was about 10mins apart....I went in to say my midnight prayers...I. couldnt concentrate...something told me wake up ds man and go to d hospital...then I remembered how dt Dr. Inserted his five fingers to burst my waterbag during my first pregnancy, d pain and sh!t omo I respected myself....I will go to d hospital I told myself but not now let d labour progress a bit.......thats how I kept vigil through out d night no sleep plus continuous labour....around 5 am...one strong one hit me as I went to urinate....suddenly I felt one strong urge to push.....but I just held myself.....by then the contractions was like 5mins apart....I went to heat up some water to take my bath...around 6 hubby woke up and I told I want to go to the hospital.....by then the urge to urinate was so strong....I ran to the toilet,nothing came out....the next I saw was me holding hubby's shoulder tightly crying...the poor man was like what is happening? Are u alright....it was even him that told me am urinating on my body...only for him to smell it and discover it was not urine, omo na my water break........I placed my hand down there, and could touch my baby's head.....he ordered me to lie down so that he will call our neighbours'wives....one came and instead of helping out was busy shouting Jesus! Jesus! ....the other one ran to call a nurse who lived nearby....I checked again by then d Baby's head was coming out....I braced myself and pushed with all my strength...the baby's head came out...I pushed again..the shoulder came out, I used my right hand to gently draw the baby out, it came out in one gulp, cord and all....the nurse came shortly to cut d cord and to birth the placenta......that was how I gave birth to my son in my bedroom at 6.45am....... one of the ladies cleaned him up with olive oil.

We later went to the hospital....he weighed 3.2kg.

Even if God decides not to do anything for me again through out my life (God forbid)....I feel he has done more than enough for me.....who would imagine little chicken-hearted me, that cry cry that would cry, whenever ppl stylishly hinted on her barreness, that fat yellow igbo woman wey no get pikin, see me now, from mama babe, I don become mama bomboy....to top it off I delivered him myself...God has finished doing everything for me nah..


Ehm! "Coughs".....make una no go copy me go try born for house oooo, there is a reason hospitals are there for....in as much as I delivered at home...it was not intentional and NOT my original plan....make nobody copy me ooo.

Interesting BS.... Congratulations MA, this shows that God is still in the business of doing wonders. I use this BS as a prayer to everyone who has been crying and praying for the fruit of the womb that the Lord will remember you, wipe your tears cos your season of dancing has began. For the waddling mamas, may our Heavenly Father be with us all through the way, there shall be no loss of mother or baby.

Nnetriplet:
Bs
First and foremost, this is more or less like a testimony cos it goes beyond a mere birth story......those who knows my story from d ttc thread will agree with me that it has been God all along, from conception to delivery.....ds belle show me shege...at a point I almost lost hope....all the signs and symptoms of "bellehood" I suffered it all....I lost a whooping 34kg....my mates dey carry belle dey fat me dey lean....through all these I never knew God was preparing me for a supernatural delivery.......

On the 17th of December, 2017....I had just finished making dinner for my dh and daughter...so I settled down to devour the "slapping" udala I bought....now normally l can whitstand pain to a large extent....around 10pm I started feeling funny....I was like could this be it...one mind told me to go and wake up hubby d other one told me to wait and be sure first bf waking d man, I obeyed the second.... by 12, the contractions was about 10mins apart....I went in to say my midnight prayers...I. couldnt concentrate...something told me wake up ds man and go to d hospital...then I remembered how dt Dr. Inserted his five fingers to burst my waterbag during my first pregnancy, d pain and sh!t omo I respected myself....I will go to d hospital I told myself but not now let d labour progress a bit.......thats how I kept vigil through out d night no sleep plus continuous labour....around 5 am...one strong one hit me as I went to urinate....suddenly I felt one strong urge to push.....but I just held myself.....by then the contractions was like 5mins apart....I went to heat up some water to take my bath...around 6 hubby woke up and I told I want to go to the hospital.....by then the urge to urinate was so strong....I ran to the toilet,nothing came out....the next I saw was me holding hubby's shoulder tightly crying...the poor man was like what is happening? Are u alright....it was even him that told me am urinating on my body...only for him to smell it and discover it was not urine, omo na my water break........I placed my hand down there, and could touch my baby's head.....he ordered me to lie down so that he will call our neighbours'wives....one came and instead of helping out was busy shouting Jesus! Jesus! ....the other one ran to call a nurse who lived nearby....I checked again by then d Baby's head was coming out....I braced myself and pushed with all my strength...the baby's head came out...I pushed again..the shoulder came out, I used my right hand to gently draw the baby out, it came out in one gulp, cord and all....the nurse came shortly to cut d cord and to birth the placenta......that was how I gave birth to my son in my bedroom at 6.45am....... one of the ladies cleaned him up with olive oil.

We later went to the hospital....he weighed 3.2kg.

Even if God decides not to do anything for me again through out my life (God forbid)....I feel he has done more than enough for me.....who would imagine little chicken-hearted me, that cry cry that would cry, whenever ppl stylishly hinted on her barreness, that fat yellow igbo woman wey no get pikin, see me now, from mama babe, I don become mama bomboy....to top it off I delivered him myself...God has finished doing everything for me nah..


Ehm! "Coughs".....make una no go copy me go try born for house oooo, there is a reason hospitals are there for....in as much as I delivered at home...it was not intentional and NOT my original plan....make nobody copy me ooo.

This my LO is doing me strong thing o, the guy won't sleep, he never come and I dey do vigilante chai! I know this would definitely end in praise. Lord grant us all a smooth and wonderful delivery.

Some of us don't get to sleep at night again... And my baby loves it as >> I'm being kept company with series of frequents kicks.

Abi is it only me.

StrongWoman333 the Lord is your strength and He will perfect that which He started. Don't be tired oo

Cappo Joomie come and join in the no-sleep group o

Amen and Amen... It will definitely end in Praise. Mine that is October and is it vigilante that I'll say I've started bayi.Your BS would be testimony filled mama, Amen.

Hannydimples:
This my LO is doing me strong thing o, the guy won't sleep, he never come and I dey do vigilante chai! I know this would definitely end in praise. Lord grant us all a smooth and wonderful delivery.

It's been a while I had a sound sleep, yesterday night my Dh put his hands on my tummy to sleep only for him to get up in the morning and ask me, does this child sleep at all? He moves really fast at night, like he is running race with someone.

Tabsy:
Some of us don't get to sleep at night again... And my baby loves it as >> I'm being kept company with series of frequents kicks.

Abi is it only me.

StrongWoman333 the Lord is your strength and He will perfect that which He started. Don't be tired oo

Cappo Joomie come and join in the no-sleep group o

Awwww (was smiling all through reading this) So sorry about the inability to get a sound sleep mama, its all part of the testimony; Mine is to sleep in the morning. Same way my food/water cravings change like change. BTW my LO is saying hi to your LO

Hannydimples:
It's been a while I had a sound sleep, yesterday night my Dh put his hands on my tummy to sleep only for him to get up in the morning and ask me, does this child sleep at all? He moves really fast at night, like he is running race with someone.

mamatwiny:
Happy B-Day dear.
Still be hopeful, we still have 50mins to go.

Thank you so much mama, stay blessed and lifted

whyworryPH:
Happy birthday in arrears my dearest teamie. May the Lord grant you more feats in this life to the envy of your enemies. Hope u had fun?

Yes love I did have fun, thanks and bless you.

I drink a bag of water in a day and half max. In a day I can take nothing less than 10-12 sachets. Is this how I would be running around trying to catch this guy when he starts walking? If so then I will need to get ready cos this one na Usain Bolt senior.

Tabsy:
Awwww (was smiling all through reading this) So sorry about the inability to get a sound sleep mama, its all part of the testimony; Mine is to sleep in the morning. Same way my food/water cravings change like change. BTW my LO is saying hi to your LO

na correct Usain Bolt senior so yes; please start getting ready oo mama Usain Bolt snr. Meanwhile I can so relate to the water aspect too. Just 2days ago that my usual night routine of taking nothing less than 6sachets of water stopped. Now too much liquid make me throw up so I have to cut down intake. also iced water no longer works so we are officially back to drinking nothhing but hot water.

Hannydimples:
I drink a bag of water in a day and half max. In a day I can take nothing less than 10-12 sachets. Is this how I would be running around trying to catch this guy when he starts walking? If so then I will need to get ready cos this one na Usain Bolt senior.

Congrats to mamas who have birted their lo's chai see interesting bs o. #team August e no far again o. Have been awake since 1 a.m baby dreaming

goldendollars:
Was it membrane sweep? Pain no gree me do am on Monday..
The cramps could be a sign o..just keep observing. Your BA is the next in Jesus name.

Ah ah membrane sweep. Amen oooo and so is yours too in Jesus name.

BlessedDiva:
Hmmm so no birthday mate for me, not fair , it is well ooh....all these mamas with 6th June edd wetin come happen?
It shall end in praise for you June mamas.
Kachifo nu, Odaro, sai gobe, tomorrow is another blessed day.

No vex my sister, I really hope say na me or goldendollars go give u a birthday mate sha but God has other plans. Dont worry I trust June mamas, u will soon see birth Alert of 6th June.

Happy Birthday to u. Many more years in good health of mind and body.

Sansa143:
He did a membrane sweep 4 u.U will soon put to bed.Wish u Hebrew woman delivery.

Amen and Amen. God bless u mama

Tabsy:
Some of us don't get to sleep at night again... And my baby loves it as >> I'm being kept company with series of frequents kicks.

Abi is it only me.

StrongWoman333 the Lord is your strength and He will perfect that which He started. Don't be tired oo

Cappo Joomie come and join in the no-sleep group o

Amen thanks.

Nnetriplet wonderful birthday story! It can only be God.

Kisses to bobo where picture Na? You suppose appease us with his picture for keeping us waiting this long to read this lovely bs Lolz.

And that your neighbour she try Na! Calling Jesus to come and take control which He did Abi no be so?

Happy birthday in arrears blessedDiva, may all your good heart desires come through in Jesus name Amen.

Na akidi jellof I want send my own Biko.

Liftedhands:
Nnetriplet wonderful birthday story! It can only be God.

Kisses to bobo where picture Na? You suppose appease us with his picture for keeping us waiting this long to read this lovely bs Lolz.

And that your neighbour she try Na! Calling Jesus to come and take control which He did Abi no be so?

Na soooo........... Our God is a wonderful God and Doctor of all doctors.

Nnetriplet:
Bs
First and foremost, this is more or less like a testimony cos it goes beyond a mere birth story......those who knows my story from d ttc thread will agree with me that it has been God all along, from conception to delivery.....ds belle show me shege...at a point I almost lost hope....all the signs and symptoms of "bellehood" I suffered it all....I lost a whooping 34kg....my mates dey carry belle dey fat me dey lean....through all these I never knew God was preparing me for a supernatural delivery.......

On the 17th of December, 2017....I had just finished making dinner for my dh and daughter...so I settled down to devour the "slapping" udala I bought....now normally l can whitstand pain to a large extent....around 10pm I started feeling funny....I was like could this be it...one mind told me to go and wake up hubby d other one told me to wait and be sure first bf waking d man, I obeyed the second.... by 12, the contractions was about 10mins apart....I went in to say my midnight prayers...I. couldnt concentrate...something told me wake up ds man and go to d hospital...then I remembered how dt Dr. Inserted his five fingers to burst my waterbag during my first pregnancy, d pain and sh!t omo I respected myself....I will go to d hospital I told myself but not now let d labour progress a bit.......thats how I kept vigil through out d night no sleep plus continuous labour....around 5 am...one strong one hit me as I went to urinate....suddenly I felt one strong urge to push.....but I just held myself.....by then the contractions was like 5mins apart....I went to heat up some water to take my bath...around 6 hubby woke up and I told I want to go to the hospital.....by then the urge to urinate was so strong....I ran to the toilet,nothing came out....the next I saw was me holding hubby's shoulder tightly crying...the poor man was like what is happening? Are u alright....it was even him that told me am urinating on my body...only for him to smell it and discover it was not urine, omo na my water break........I placed my hand down there, and could touch my baby's head.....he ordered me to lie down so that he will call our neighbours'wives....one came and instead of helping out was busy shouting Jesus! Jesus! ....the other one ran to call a nurse who lived nearby....I checked again by then d Baby's head was coming out....I braced myself and pushed with all my strength...the baby's head came out...I pushed again..the shoulder came out, I used my right hand to gently draw the baby out, it came out in one gulp, cord and all....the nurse came shortly to cut d cord and to birth the placenta......that was how I gave birth to my son in my bedroom at 6.45am....... one of the ladies cleaned him up with olive oil.

We later went to the hospital....he weighed 3.2kg.

Even if God decides not to do anything for me again through out my life (God forbid)....I feel he has done more than enough for me.....who would imagine little chicken-hearted me, that cry cry that would cry, whenever ppl stylishly hinted on her barreness, that fat yellow igbo woman wey no get pikin, see me now, from mama babe, I don become mama bomboy....to top it off I delivered him myself...God has finished doing everything for me nah..


Ehm! "Coughs".....make una no go copy me go try born for house oooo, there is a reason hospitals are there for....in as much as I delivered at home...it was not intentional and NOT my original plan....make nobody copy me ooo.

Sorry I had to quote this... This is interesting thank God for safe delivery

Nnetriplet
Congrats teamie
Wonderful bs.... God is Awesome

Cappo lady25 comma and see our runaway teamie o
Beautifulrosa how body and LO
Yorubawoman it haf tey o, how's LO (hope I got the moniker right)

Congrats to all the new mums
Supernatural delivery to the belleful mamas

BlessedDiva:
Hmmm so no birthday mate for me, not fair , it is well ooh....all these mamas with 6th June edd wetin come happen?
It shall end in praise for you June mamas.
Kachifo nu, Odaro, sai gobe, tomorrow is another blessed day.

Happy birthday in arrears mama
May God continue to do marvelous things in your life
Enjoy!

PrettyLolo:
Na soooo........... Our God is a wonderful God and Doctor of all doctors.

Gbam! One bottle of chilled Holy water for you.

Ayauche:
No vex my sister, I really hope say na me or goldendollars go give u a birthday mate sha but God has other plans. Dont worry I trust June mamas, u will soon see birth Alert of 6th June.

Happy Birthday to u. Many more years in good health of mind and body.

My VIP mama I no fit vex na, baby is waiting for the Potter's command, so it's when God says baby come out! that baby will come
June is my birth month so I know more babies are coming though not on my birthday again but it's ok, still June babies, we are the same loving and caring 'someborries'
You all shall deliver supernaturally like the Hebrew women, sharp sharp in the mighty name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Thanks so much for the prayer mama

Liftedhands:
Nnetriplet wonderful birthday story! It can only be God.

Kisses to bobo where picture Na? You suppose appease us with his picture for keeping us waiting this long to read this lovely bs Lolz.

And that your neighbour she try Na! Calling Jesus to come and take control which He did Abi no be so?

Calling Jesus na the koko oo, the name is a strong tower.

@Nnetriplet congrats, such a wonderful BS, you are one experienced mama now, can actually help deliver babies

Warm water was first trimester antidote for me.... As soon as I stepped into 2nd trimester, ice block took completely over. Till now it is extremely chilled water that is working for me.

Tabsy:
na correct Usain Bolt senior so yes; please start getting ready oo mama Usain Bolt snr. Meanwhile I can so relate to the water aspect too. Just 2days ago that my usual night routine of taking nothing less than 6sachets of water stopped. Now too much liquid make me throw up so I have to cut down intake. also iced water no longer works so we are officially back to drinking nothhing but hot water.

tatacherie:
Happy birthday in arrears mama
May God continue to do marvelous things in your life
Enjoy!

Amen mama, remain blessed

Liftedhands:
Happy birthday in arrears blessedDiva, may all your good heart desires come through in Jesus name Amen.

Na akidi jellof I want send my own Biko.

Amen and Amen, Stay lifted mama

But I don't like agidi jollof again, dunno why baked and gave out birthday cakes and drinks to friends(hate eating cakes now) and ate my onugbu soup and eba jejely on my birthday that was all we could stomach

Thanks for the agidi though

FloraEC:
No problem dear I'm waiting oo, will be 36w tomorrow.

Aiit dear! It will end in praise

BlessedDiva:
Amen and Amen, Stay lifted mama

But I don't like agidi jollof again, dunno why baked and gave out birthday cakes and drinks to friends(hate eating cakes now) and ate my onugbu soup and eba jejely on my birthday that was all we could stomach

Thanks for the agidi though

Amen I'm forever lifted!.thank God at least baby allowed you eat something.


Sooooooooooo you baked cake and didn't remember us ekwa? issorite.