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Pronounciation of "ran"

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/british/ran

Keep making a fool of yourselves ehn

Margaret Kenyatta to Deliver Keynote Speech in Harvard Univerisity...I know Nowe would like it..

jaycent:
Abuja rail

Why do they all look Chinese (The people ..)

gallivant:
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Nice..

mtis:
Margaret Kenyatta to Deliver Keynote Speech in Harvard Univerisity...I know Nowe would like it..

Good for her, but why is this newsworthy?

Kenya releases 2018/19 budget estimates of eye-popping $31b - Against Nigeria's federal's budget of 25B . We shall soon compare the budget btw 47 counties of Kenya & 36 state budget of Nigeria - after we remove the federal allocation (for Nigeria) & county allocation for kenya.
http://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/business/Kenya-releases-eye-popping-USD31-billion-budget/2560-4605770-g83ou1z/index.html

Nor mind am. Even Nollywood actresses get invited for keynote speeches at Harvard.

Daejoyoung:
Good for her, but why is this newsworthy?

Jayceon:
Well I believe the minerals were the main reason they settled here,the fantastic weather we have here was an icing on the cake for them.Have you seen whites that were born in the hottest parts of Africa? them folks look like those hillibillies in WRONG TURN movies.

I hope we make it to 2nd millennium sooner

HAHAHA! Dude,you're harsh but not wrong. African whites more often than not have noticeable facial sun damage. Leakey is typical. The last is a Brit truck driver showing the effects of 3 decades of relatively modest Northern hemisphere sun burn. Truly,the sun doesn't like the palefaces.

Kindly tell them - they are busy ingesting mercury to lower melanin production in desperate bid to look pale - 80% of them Nigeria bleach - in hot & humid Nigeria - soon you'll have skin cancer epidemic in Nigeria. There is a reason why nature gave us enough melanin to protect us from it.

kikuyu1:
HAHAHA! Dude,you're harsh but not wrong. African whites more often than not have noticeable facial sun damage. Leakey is typical. The last is a Brit truck driver showing the effects of 3 decades of sun burn. Truly,the sun doesn't like the palefaces.

rvp20182:
Kenya releases 2018/19 budget estimates of eye-popping $31b - Against Nigeria's federal's budget of 25B . We shall soon compare the budget btw 47 counties of Kenya & 36 state budget of Nigeria - after we remove the federal allocation (for Nigeria) & county allocation for kenya.
http://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/business/Kenya-releases-eye-popping-USD31-billion-budget/2560-4605770-g83ou1z/index.html

Nobody can do the breakdown and cost implications better than you! I'm waiting. Dangotelanders ,how many of you can comprehend this simple graph?

Daejoyoung:
Good for her, but why is this newsworthy?

Coz this happened : " 2 Nigerians Arrested for Impersonating First Lady Margaret Kenyatta "
jamani viatu hiko wapi

Check this by Eric Omondi. HOW TO DO A NIGERIAN MOVIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g1TQ0J9Y50


Btw Eric has performed in Nigera

Jay254:
Check this by Eric Omondi. HOW TO DO A NIGERIAN MOVIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g1TQ0J9Y50


Btw Eric has performed in Nigera

i can't stop laughing

Especially the part they used juju to turn the man into chicken

But Kenyans suck at the Nigerian accent

Nowenuse:
Kenya is not ahead of Nigeria in infrastructure. What the heck do you mean by democratic institutions?
The whole world saw how disastrous this last Kenyan election was.

A large chunk of Kenyan territory lives in the stone age and you talk of Kenya having better infrastructures?

Kenya is only good on doing things to impress foreigners while
the majority of the population suffers.

slowpoke, I am an objective observer, I am not relying emotions like you, I have been to both countries your population ratio to infrastructure is not comparable to Kenya. I am not going to waste time here arguing with a ultranationalist naija like you who cannot reason. the supreme court of Kenya is totally indepent they nullyfied the elections on minor technicalities just to make a statement, Raila Odinga the opposition leader is now working with the govt, you sound like stupid slowpoke with 0% understanding of Kenya. niaja supreme court can never dare such a thing. Do you even have a supreme court worth mentioning?

Kenyanna:
slowpoke, I am an objective observer, I am not relying emotions like you, I have been to both countries your population ratio to infrastructure is not comparable to Kenya. I am not going to waste time here arguing with a ultranationalist naija like you who cannot reason. the supreme court of Kenya is totally indepent they nullyfied the elections on minor technicalities just to make a statement, Raila Odinga the opposition leader is now working with the govt, you sound like stupid slowpoke with 0% understanding of Kenya. niaja supreme court can never dare such a thing. Do you event have a supreme court worth mentioning?

The supreme court can dare to do such.. We almost impeached Buhari

naijalander:
Nor mind am. Even Nollywood actresses get invited for keynote speeches at Harvard.

Did they invite Buhari's wife? Can she even speak English? You have lame excuses for almost everything. Nigerian logic.

Wishing the Nigerian Football team and all the other African teams all the best as they head to Russia! As a Kenyan, my support will be all behind the Africans teams!

Ode.

gallivant:
Did they invite Buhari's wife? Can she even speak English? You have lame excuses for almost everything. Nigerian logic.

we will arrest him next time he comes. A comedian that can't make his audience laugh without some kind of association with Nigeria.

Jay254:
Check this by Eric Omondi. HOW TO DO A NIGERIAN MOVIE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g1TQ0J9Y50


Btw Eric has performed in Nigera

Nigeria are really funny - I mean kenyans just laugh hearing the ever dramatic Nigeria speaks.Here is my boy from Kericho Mc Japhe - with his take

https://www.youtube.com/b6890198-aa55-41da-ac6e-564bd948f738

TayserMahiri:
You have a lot of similarities with Tanzanians Nowe.

Small IQ, interest in useless things and once again, small IQ.

Nailed it! lol.

naijalander:
Pronounciation of "ran"

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/british/ran

Keep making a fool of yourselves ehn

Why are you obsessed with this word? lol.

naijalander:
we will arrest him next time he comes. A comedian that can't make his audience laugh without some kind of association with Nigeria.

Eric is just a comedian, he makes jokes for almost everyone.. Obama, Trump, Magufuli, Vera sidika

Sometimes you don't have to be so seeious about life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i9fNb0bW9c


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p_bZq0dR54


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1uTb1RJMxA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu9fnBWCYNg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUyLiul1nU

https://youtu.be/Aq3i_Zfvy5Av

gallivant:
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Is this southern bypass?

[quote author=nwoke37 post=68379279] i can't stop laughing

Especially the part they used juju to turn the man into chicken

But Kenyans suck at the Nigerian accent [/quote


You seems different from your brothers who take everything very serious and negatively..

We find Nigerian accent really funny. Am sure Nigerians will also find it had to speak our accent.

Jayceon:
Well I believe the minerals were the main reason they settled here,the fantastic weather we have here was an icing on the cake for them. Have you seen whites that were born in the hottest parts of Africa? them folks look like those hillibillies in WRONG TURN movies.

I hope we make it to 2nd millennium sooner

I've seen them. Paleontologist Richard Leakey is a prime example. He has spent most of his life in the hot Northern Kenyan desert sun hunting for fossils and his skin has been severely affected.

Happy 2k Pg in advance, but the candle is yours like previously.

OreMI22:
I love when Kenyans mimic Nigerian accent.
it gives it another special twist !

I wish Naija can partner more with Kenya. It is a hugely talented African country and we share the same types of proud people who are eager to excel.

You're right. That should happen more

Daejoyoung:
But educated Nigerians do not always speak that way(what he was trying to mimick in which he failed). Educated Nigerians can easily speak like that and speak like the white American if they want. He tried though, but that's not the Nigerian accent (Yoruba and lgbo accent from Nollywood). it was even strange to Chindima when he started if you observe but she just played along
l'll give him 4/10 though.

What tribe is Chidinma?

The combination of Nigerian accent and the bizarre things you guys talk about in conversations but mostly the over dramatizing is what Kenyans find funny.

naijalander:
See the guy making a fool of himself.

Comedians that can't make their audiences laugh without demeaning someone else's accent, is that one even comedian ?

You Kenyans need serious medical help, bunch of racist ethnocentric fuckers.

Some of your bro's found it funny and dont mind more. Dont be too touchy. Its not racist or ethnocentric at all. Why are you talking as if our comedians do entirely Nigerian accent jokes? They make so many jokes, Ugandans are also big time targets for their accent! Tanzanians have their president also targeted alot and a lot of jokes concerning their leisurely slow demeanor. Obama and Trump too. Everyone really.

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naijalander:
Pronounciation of "ran"

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/british/ran

Keep making a fool of yourselves ehn

Thats not even the way you spell the name pronunciation !!

How on earth will I trust your command of this language?

I'd rather talk to Willis the Word Master

254tobby:
Is this southern bypass?

Yes.

naijalander:
Ode.

I see. Your first lady is just another flower girl. She should aspire for more, Margaret Kenyatta is a force to reckon with that's why she was invited to Harvard. Read about her social activism my brother.