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You are male. Your pretty virgin fiance finds out she is pregnant. You know you are not responsible - you are a chronic masturbator anyways. Upon enquiry, she says her great granddad appeared to her in a dream, and told her she would bear him a son.

Would you accept this story? Why or why not?

Imagine I knocked at your door, teacups in my hand.
'Hello, dear' I greet, smile on my face, bright innocent eyes.
'Today is such a beautiful day, and the cool winds have brought me here with some good news. You see, these teacups I hold in my hand, I acquired from my visit to the ancient city of Jimina. It is said that a man who faithfully drinks his tea from these cups every morning, for a period of three months, will find success and favor in all the work his hands find.'

Would this pitch grab your interest? Would you doubt my claims?



It is written in the Bible that God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes will have eternal life.


'Whosoever believes' - 'eternal life'.

An analysis of this verse shows it begins with two claims - that God loved the world, and that he gave up his Son to save the world.

The human mind (referred to as 'flesh' or 'the voice of the devil' by modern Christian pentecostals) would ask some questions of these claims. If God loved the world, what was he saving the world from? Sin is usually the retorted answer.

Sin came in to the world through Adam, and God, unable to view or stand in the presence of sin, was doomed to everlasting malice with his creation.

But after many years of thinking about the risks, his son, the great Master Jeezus, his spiritual son, decided to pretend to be a man for 33 years, so his father could finally be free to love his creation again.

This is the summary of Christian - Adam serves God butthurt, God kills himself to save Adam from God's Hell.

absolute nonsense, don't you think?

If you think so, I assure you, you have no problem. We just need to correct how you view the world. In the next post, I will give you a great weapon, a great tool, by which fantasy becomes reality.

How come you, a none Christian is the guy angst about the whole thing?
It's a mental delusion, i agree. Now go and have peace if you can afford it.

Hello lover of Christ,

Anas09:
How come you, a none Christian is the guy angst about the whole thing?

Angst?

Anas09:
It's a mental delusion, i agree.

Cool. So why are you here?

Anas09:
Now go and have peace if you can afford it.

OK.

HappyPagan:
Hello lover of Christ,

Angst?


Cool. So why are you here?


OK.

I'm here to let you know you don't need to worry about our delusion. Live your life Free of Christ.

Stop talking about another person's delusion, that in itself is a mental issue.

Anas09:
I'm here to let you know you don't need to worry about our delusion.

Oh, I'm not worried about your delusion. It's your's after all. I only write for those who seek to wake up from these delusions. You are completely dead to Christ - you are not my intended audience.

Anas09:
Live your life Free of Christ.

It is. Writing about AIDS doesn't make one an AIDS patient.

Anas09:
Stop talking about another person's delusion, that in itself is a mental issue.

I agree with you. So again, why are you here?

Anas09:
I'm here to let you know you don't need to worry about our delusion. Live your life Free of Christ.

Stop talking about another person's delusion, that in itself is a mental issue.

Why?

johnydon22:
Why?

She rabidly talks about the delusions of the Muslims but doesn't want people to talk about hers. Hypocrisy at its finest.

According to our resident liar Mr butterflyliar, the universe has a creator and the creator is a he, according to him the creator of the universe has a penisss.

HappyPagan:
You are male. Your pretty virgin fiance finds out she is pregnant. You know you are not responsible - you are a chronic masturbator anyways. Upon enquiry, she says her great granddad appeared to her in a dream, and told her she would bear him a son.

Would you accept this story? Why or why not?

Imagine I knocked at your door, teacups in my hand.
'Hello, dear' I greet, smile on my face, bright innocent eyes.
'Today is such a beautiful day, and the cool winds have brought me here with some good news. You see, these teacups I hold in my hand, I acquired from my visit to the ancient city of Jimina. It is said that a man who faithfully drinks his tea from these cups every morning, for a period of three months, will find success and favor in all the work his hands find.'

Would this pitch grab your interest? Would you doubt my claims?



It is written in the Bible that God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes will have eternal life.


'Whosoever believes' - 'eternal life'.

An analysis of this verse shows it begins with two claims - that God loved the world, and that he gave up his Son to save the world.

The human mind (referred to as 'flesh' or 'the voice of the devil' by modern Christian pentecostals) would ask some questions of these claims. If God loved the world, what was he saving the world from? Sin is usually the retorted answer.

Sin came in to the world through Adam, and God, unable to view or stand in the presence of sin, was doomed to everlasting malice with his creation.

But after many years of thinking about the risks, his son, the great Master Jeezus, his spiritual son, decided to pretend to be a man for 33 years, so his father could finally be free to love his creation again.

This is the summary of Christian - Adam serves God butthurt, God kills himself to save Adam from God's Hell.

absolute nonsense, don't you think?

If you think so, I assure you, you have no problem. We just need to correct how you view the world. In the next post, I will give you a great weapon, a great tool, by which fantasy becomes reality.

lol... this guy. Will definitely love to meet u in person and get high together

dalaman:
According to our resident liar Mr butterflyliar, thetc universe has a creator and the creator is a he, according to him the creator of the universe has a penisss.

According to Butterferlylion, he is Gods spokesman despite being an incompetent human who hustles on daily basis to make a living just like us. But somehow he has the special love of the creator and talks to the creator everyday.

Thats comedy at its finest.

frank317:
According to Butterferlylion, he is Gods spokesman despite being an incompetent human who hustles on daily basis to make a living just like us. But somehow he has the special love of the creator and talks to the creator everyday.

Thats comedy at its finest.

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According to him, the creator of the universe loves you endlessly, but some how, some how he can not tell you himself, he can only send the self confessed mentally mad man butterfly liar to tell you about his endless love for you. Delusion at its best.

frank317:
lol... this guy. Will definitely love to meet u in person and get high together

I'm really sorry we didn't get to meet last time. I'll be in Lagos this Thursday for the Sallah Break. I go ping you later.







Keep that weed.

HappyPagan:
I'm really sorry we didn't get to meet last time. I'll be in Lagos this Thursday for the Sallah Break. I go ping you later.







Keep that weed.

Cool... Am already bored... I am in islandoo

johnydon22:
Why?

Na me head dey ache, na you want dey take Para. for why nah?
Livam for me.

Anas09:
Na me head dey ache, na you want dey take Para. for why nah?

Livam for me.

Belief is often not personal but shared. People who believe in Jesus often talk about it, people who trust Muhammed often do too. Why can't someone who don't often say 'this is bullshhitt" too?

HappyPagan:
I'm really sorry we didn't get to meet last time. I'll be in Lagos this Thursday for the Sallah Break. I go ping you later.







Keep that weed.

lol

HappyPagan:
Oh, I'm not worried about your delusion. It's your's after all. I only write for those who seek to wake up from these delusions. You are completely dead to Christ - you are not my intended audience.


It is. Writing about AIDS doesn't make one an AIDS patient.


I agree with you. So again, why are you here?

Yes, you can say that again. I AM COMPLETELY DEAD In CHRIST. YOU on the other hand are dead to Christ. You are so dead you can't even tell the difference.


Satan can't take it that with all the Power he lies to himself and you his agents that he has, his followers still disappoint him everyday and repent to Christ.

Sorry dear. Anyone who listens you is already dead just like you for THE MASTER SAYS "My Sheep will come to me. They will hear my voice and follow me" John 10:27

Anyone who hears the voice of the devil is of the devil, like you.

johnydon22:
Belief is often not personal but shared. People who believe in Jesus often talk about it, people who trust Muhammed often do too. Why can't someone who don't often say 'this is bullshhitt" too?

Jon, it bits me why a smart ass guy like you will spend a life time talking something which does not exist. Isn't that madness?

Anas09:
Anyone who hears the voice of the devil is of the devil, like you.

Thank you. Is that all?

HappyPagan:
Thank you. Is that all?

That is just so you know that no disciple of Christ will hear the voice of your master as you boasted.

Anas09:
That is just so you know that no disciple of Christ will hear the voice of your master as you boasted.

OK.Thank you. With such assurance, I still wonder why you are here.

Anas09:
Jon, it bits me why a smart ass guy like you will spend a life time talking something which does not exist. Isn't that madness?

You have never heard of Thanos and Tony Stark then. Infinity wars grossed $1.9billion world wide

True Insanity

johnydon22:
You have never heard of Thanos and Tony Stark then. Infinity wars grossed $1.9billion world wide

I'll find time to check them out to see how they connect to the subject under discourse here.

Anas09:
I'll find time to check them out to see how they connect to the subject under discourse here.

I will help you: They don't exist. But they made $1.9billion world wide and are being talked about too.

dalaman:
According to our resident liar Mr butterflyliar, the universe has a creator and the creator is a he, according to him the creator of the universe has a penisss.

Ghost of Kratos.

Hmmmmm I accept reality as people would call it...but I want to ask you people these simple questions .....what creates electricity...and how does the spark come to be,,,,,,,,how does the rain fall.......how does the sun shines without being powered......how does the stars that are very very very very far away.......shines so far and we see it here.....what is under the sea......what is below space........if you can tell me the correct answers to these questions I would agree with you that there is no God

Anas09:
How come you, a none Christian is the guy angst about the whole thing?

It's a mental delusion, i agree. Now go and have peace if you can afford it.

Analice my dear Don't bother stressing yourself they need proof.....they should try getting it from one of my questions.......you should understand this that no matter what you say they wouldn't believe until they have an encounter

johnpaschal:
Hmmmmm I accept reality as people would call it...but I want to ask you people these simple questions .....what creates electricity...and how does the spark come to be,,,,,,,,how does the rain fall.......how does the sun shines without being powered......how does the stars that are very very very very far away.......shines so far and we see it here.....what is under the sea......what is below space........if you can tell me the correct answers to these questions I would agree with you that there is no God

My brother, everything came into existence through God Almighty the Existence itself. All gods including Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu,Olorun, Moloch etc are in Existence, same way you and I are in Existence (God).
God is the summation of all things in Existence. Christianity and the rest of all religions point people to the gods(Yahweh, Allah,Olorun, Moloch, Atum,etc) but God Almighty, the summation of all things cannot be found within the scope of any religion.

I am not an atheist though.

imagine you are a creator and you own a creature and you have it life, will an everything hood life has to offer but because God created us in his own image and likeness nothing should be left out even the knowledge of good and evil but he gave us a choice to not know.....but the devil tricked eve the first woman...remember in the Bible it is written the serpent said she would be like God....what she didn't know is that her husband was created in God's image...everything she needed for see in God was in her husband but she let herself be tricked and once Adam ate the apple he gained death and pains and the knowledge of everything God didn't want us to live in......

in order to end the pains of now a forever he had to sacrifice his son....Jesus Christ went to collect the key to eternal life which we lost to the serpent when Adam ate the apple....

that was y his sacrifice was necessary

johnpaschal:
imagine you are a creator and you own a creature and you have it life, will an everything hood life has to offer but because God created us in his own image and likeness nothing should be left out even the knowledge of good and evil but he gave us a choice to not know.....but the devil tricked eve the first woman...remember in the Bible it is written the serpent said she would be like God....what she didn't know is that her husband was created in God's image...everything she needed for see in God was in her husband but she let herself be tricked and once Adam ate the apple he gained death and pains and the knowledge of everything God didn't want us to live in......

in order to end the pains of now a forever he had to sacrifice his son....Jesus Christ went to collect the key to eternal life which we lost to the serpent when Adam ate the apple....

that was y his sacrifice was necessary

Hmm... you key perfectly into the lies of Paul, Varnavas and Apollos, some of the creators of fictitious Jesus Christ. God Almighty who created Yahweh and Allah doesn't operate in such childish way. Sacrificing someone? You mean ritual killing? That's not God Almighty.