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1. Watch with two or more people around you in case of heart attack

2. Eat before watching to avoid loss of appetite and starvation

This is NOT for Arsenal's fans


They are USED to HEARTBREAKS

3. Don’t bet more than N100 on any Nigeria match to avoid high blood pressure

4. Keep dangerous objects out of reach while watching

5. Sleep immediately after match to avoid transfer of anger

Nigerians after today's game:

Yes, The Last But Not The Least, Keep Sharp Objects 100 Yrds From Your Seat. That Aside I See Tears Of Joy For The Nigerian Team.

BeingFrank:
Yes, The Last But Not The Least, Keep Sharp Objects 100 Yrds From Your Seat. That Aside I See Tears Of Joy For The Nigerian Team.

You mean tears of....I can now say it now. Tears of yeye eagles. Going forward, I am not watching any naija match for this world cup again. Ki lo de na. I can't come and go and die. Ordinary croatia, we can't draw. In fact, wey dat mumu pig wey predict semi final...

lolaxavier:
You mean tears of....

You Read It Correctly

dat no.2 na life. Abeg my fellow country people make una chop belleful coz after d game even if na dubai una go to chop, una fit no chop

me sef jst de chop 1st b4 later ago wan chop come de remember uzoho,shehu,onazi...... Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Finally, go with your earpiece because there is gona be a lot of noise.
Remember when it comes to watching football match on the television,everyone is a coach.

And also watch out for SARS, once it's 10:pm of which the match would have ended,they start their massive arrest.


I had watched Portugal vs Spain, I had also watched Argentina vs Iceland, also France vs Australia . They played nice game,they all displayed a lot of techniques and nice ball control.

But let us watch our Nigerian players today,lets see if they can display that technique. Let them not focus on their raiment but to forget that white short and play as if it's always a final.

op one more thing u forget. While watching this game make sure u have lots of space so that we no go struggle for space to faint...

Tomoro naija guys no go de smile when puting offering + some go enta church be like say they jst finish kee jesus

just buy a cold beer n enjoy naija victory tonight

Finally i don catch dat yeye pig wey go dey predict nonsense.

lolaxavier:
Make I just faint before the match...

abeg kuku faint make i blog am go fp

Abeg kuku send me d money 4 beer (3090335573-firstbank)..... I don broke die 4 sch

pizzylee:
just buy a cold beer n enjoy naija victory tonight

Vizzy4u:
abeg kuku faint make i blog am go fp

Thunder fire your yansch...

lolaxavier:
Thunder fire your yansch...

nawa oooo. I bin think say u want faint na. U for wake up see am 4 fp o even with pix sef. BuHahahahaha......

Is going down for real..

Op u nail am but I see positive results 2day


Correct score

Nig 2-1 Croatia or
Nig 1-1 Croatia see u guys after d game

Commenting Live frm Russia

I rather read news about Buhari than watching

#50 Nigeria to win Surprise me

Go Eagles!!!!

Match as started mumu mods

me nor fit get heart attack for Nigeria matter

Hehehehe
Bring it live abeg no TV here