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It was early this morning, as i felt the fresh air all over my room, i checked and discovered there was no power(light), so i moved to my bed to see if i can sleep again,but unfortunately, i cant. I was busy staring at my ceiling as if its displaying a movie, when i concluded that, i should try and exercise my feet, i got up dressed, got to the front of my house, turned left and started jogging. After covering few kilometers, I located a girl battling with a sport bicycle , then I said to myself ***she must be doing the same thing am doing ooooo.......exercising*** then I decided to walk up to her and know the problem. As I got to where she was, I said to her.......
Enoch: hello miss, good morning
***then she turned and said***
Girl: hi good morning
***wow! She is even more pretty than I thought I said to myself ***
Enoch: am so curious to know what my pretty damsel is doing here all alone and early this morning?
Girl: ***smiled*** huh! Am having issues with this biclycle's pedal, I almost fell down while I was cycling.
Enoch: Hmmm, but the angels are always there to catch you, you won't dash your feet against stone
Girl: you must be very funny and naughty, permit me 2 use that word....well, am not Jesus Christ, and if I am, what should I tell you, depart from me devil? Are you the devil here?
Enoch: ***laughing*** well, I guess am not the devil, probably, I should be an angel, who came all the way from heaven to catch you
Girl: ***smiling*** but I didn't fall
Enoch: I think I came to save you from the snare of your bicycle, I think d bicycle is the devil here
Girl: haaaa, what kind of guy are you? Well, I submit.
Enoch: I won, now let me perform the duty of an angel, let me check your bicycle.
***I checked the pedals, although I don't know anything about bicycles, but thanks to God, I located the pedals and adjusted it.***
Enoch: OK miss, your bicycle is now perfect, I told you am an angel from heaven
Girl: ***smiled, while nodding her head as a sign of acceptance ***
Girl: thank you very much, where are you heading to?
Enoch: down the street
Girl: my home is not far from here
Enoch: OK miss
Then she said her name is Sonia, she asked about my name, while we were strolling down the street and I said
Enoch: call me Enoch, the name was given to me by my grandfather, he ascended to heaven without dying, and am doing the same.
Sonia: I think you should just become a pastor and stop wasting your time
Enoch: ***smiled*** no ooo, I was a pastor in my past life, please not again
Sonia: I swear u are very funny
Enoch: lol, am not
Then we got to a very charming big building,and she said
Sonia: this is where I stay
Enoch: wow! You stay here? It's awesome
Sonia: reserve your comments until you come in
As she opened the gate, I came in, I was lost 4 about 30seconds, staring at the big building mounted at the center of the compound, the numbers of car in the compound, wow! This is paradise on earth, then she said
Sonia: lets go in
Enoch: go in? How will it look like?
Sonia: you will See for yourself
Then we entered into the House... Oh my God! Am i Still on earth? The tiles were made of glass, you can even see you clear face in it. The the leather cushion, painting on the wall and others, are all tempting, then she said...
Sonia: come over to my room, it's upstairs
***i couldn't say a word*** while I followed her to her room, i sat on her bed, she offered me wine I don't even the name, and sat beside me, as I was sipping it, she said
Sonia: Enoch, I discovered something about you
Enoch: wow! What is it?
Sonia: I discovered u are very funny and fun to be with, so I had to bring you here, I want you to always keep me company
Enoch: haa, just that? No problem, I will always be here
***she smiled, and stared at me as her head was getting close to mine*** then I said to myself, what is she planning to do? She wants to kiss me? Enoch, you better grab your copy now, so i played along, as we were about to kiss, I heard a car horn, then she stopped and said...
Sonia: that should be my dad's car
Enoch: your dad's car? What should I do? Should I jump through the window? ***i was very terrified***
Sonia: but I thought you said you are an angel, just spread your wings and fly away
Enoch: Sonia, please this is not a joke, what should I do?
Sonia: just be calm, it's nothing
Then I heard her dad's voice,
Dad: Sweet heart! Sonia!
Sonia: yes dad
Then we both moved downstairs to where her dad was. Her dad pecked and hugged her, then he said
Dad: dear, who is this young man?
Enoch: good good morning sir*** my heart was pounding hard, as if it will jump out of my chest and run home***
Dad: good morning young man
Sonia: dad, this is my fiance I told you about
***then I started reasoning fiance? Are you joking? ***
Dad: oh! I remember, so this is him, you are welcome my inlaw
***now it's more confusing here, I can't just understand*** then he saidt
Dad: sit down my inlaw
Enoch: OK thank you sir ***i sat down and Sonia sat beside me***
Dad: Hmmm, have been waiting for her to bring her husband home, so that I can do the necessary thing, and since she has done so, I think it is time...
***he opened his briefcase and gave me a document and said
Dad: am willing this whole building, the properties in it, including the cars, two of my companies and a sum of $50million to you and my daughter. ***i thought it was a mistake, not until he gave me the house and the properties documents and also the two companies documents, then he said after giving me the documents***
Dad: this is a cheque of $50million, have fun
***then he closed his briefcase hugged his daughter,gave me a hand shake and went inside***
I couldn't say anything, then I remembered how much I wish to possess the LATEST APPLE laptop, then I said to myself, now I can afford it. Sonia and I started having fun just as instruted by her father. Two week later, it was our wedding day, I received a Skype video call on my apple laptop I just bought, from a friend that my bride is already in the church, I adjusted my bow tie and dashed into the Landcruiser 2020 vehicle and head to the church, I entered into the church and saw so many people sitted and also my Sonia sitting patiently, then the priest called on me and my bride, did the necessary thing and said
Priest: now you can kiss your bride
Then I pulled her close, as I was about to kiss her, I received a hard punch on my arm
Then I opened my eyes and saw my roommate beside me on the bed and pushing me away... Then he said
Roommate: guy Wetin now? You have been caressing and kissing me since, Guy u be Gay?
***it was then I noticed all of it was just a Dream*** then I started searching my pocket, to See Maybe I can see the $50million Sonia dad gave to me, but it was no where to be found***then I said
Enoch: haaaaa Guy but why?
Roommate: Wetin? you better let's think of how we will cook this morning before going for lectures, there is no light to power the electric cooker, what will we do?
Enoch: I know exactly what we can do
Roommate: what is it?
Enoch: pick the pot, plates and the ingredients we will use in cooking
Roommate: and then?
Enoch: don't worry, am taking it to my dream I will cook it there or just serve yourselves empty plates, I will bring food now from my dream.
Roommate: you are crazy
Enoch: me? I will punish you, I will cook the food in my dreams and eat it there, nothing for you
**as I was covering myself with my wrapper to sleep again, I heard sounds on the door**
Knock knock knock
Enoch: who is it?
Girl: it's me Sonia
Enoch: Sonia
Then I fainted.

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