Azmodan:
Okay interpret this

I dreamt you hadn't eaten for 2 good days and out of hunger you started thinking of how you can earn 2k to survive for the next couple.of hours , hence you came.up with this

I now dreamt further that efcc arrested you

Interpret that for me please

THE 2K REPRESENTS YOUR LAST CARD (HOME & ABROAD).
EFCC REPRESENTS BET9JA VIRTUAL FOOTBALL GAME THAT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO. IF YOU DON'T BUY A TIN OF GARRI, PALM OIL AND KEROSENE WITH THAT 2K TO BE MANAGING YOUR DEPLETING LIFE... BET9JA WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE. GOOD BYE.

NEXT PERSON, PLEASE.

Azmodan:
Okay interpret this

I dreamt you hadn't eaten for 2 good days and out of hunger you started thinking of how you can earn 2k to survive for the next couple.of hours , hence you came.up with this

I now dreamt further that efcc arrested you

Interpret that for me please

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AH, SIMPLE DREAM.
THE 2K REPRESENTS YOUR LAST CARD (HOME & ABROAD).
EFCC REPRESENTS BET9JA VIRTUAL FOOTBALL GAME THAT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO. IF YOU DON'T BUY A TIN OF GARRI, PALM OIL AND KEROSENE WITH THAT 2K TO BE MANAGING YOUR DEPLETING LIFE... BET9JA WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE. GOOD BYE.

NEXT PERSON PLEASE.

Azmodan:
Okay interpret this

I dreamt you hadn't eaten for 2 good days and out of hunger you started thinking of how you can earn 2k to survive for the next couple.of hours , hence you came.up with this

I now dreamt further that efcc arrested you

Interpret that for me please

Azmodan:
Okay interpret this

I dreamt you hadn't eaten for 2 good days and out of hunger you started thinking of how you can earn 2k to survive for the next couple.of hours , hence you came.up with this

I now dreamt further that efcc arrested you

Interpret that for me please

Dboy55:
Sir harnmirror,as an atheist why do you believe in dream ,and now you are claiming you can intepreate dreams ?

HardMirror:
I would interpret any dream that is troubling you.

Most interpreters are fraudsters.

I would give you an accurate meaning of your dreams here.


Lets get the ball rolling

Try me

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THE 2K REPRESENTS YOUR LAST CARD (HOME & ABROAD).
EFCC REPRESENTS BET9JA VIRTUAL FOOTBALL GAME THAT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO. IF YOU DON'T BUY A TIN OF GARRI, PALM OIL AND KEROSENE WITH THAT 2K TO BE MANAGING YOUR DEPLETING LIFE... BET9JA WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE. GOOD BYE.

NEXT PERSON, PLEASE.

HardMirror:
this dream is trying to warn you of your stvpidity. Beware for destruction is never far from the foolish. Dont take this dream for granted

ogyunging:
Okay Mr Hard Mirror

Seriously, I dream of old times, like the time before colonialism and all. I usually end up finding myself in scenes that seem familiar but do not make sense compared to this present times. I dream of clan meetings, early discoveries and lots of wars that seemed as the right thing. They have been consistent thats why I remember the details.

Got others that probably will make no sense to you. But hit me with the interpretation of this first.

Thank you.

LuciferChristi:




HELP ME!!!


I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt I was very happy for no reason. I found myself grinning anyhow. Then I heard a scream in the distance so I ran in the general direction of the noise. On getting there, I saw a mirror.

When I looked at the mirror, I saw a grizzly bear. Obese & haughty looking. It was a female grizzly. She had hair running down her chest, she had jowls, millipedes were crawling all over her dirty strewn hair, stretchmarks on her forehead, wide nostrils with pubic hair sticking out of them, eyebags, boils on her lips, saliva drooped down her mouth freely whilst flies buzzed around it, burn marks on her shoulders, cracked skin & bandy legs with knocked knees.

She was so fat, she had no waist. Her whole backside seemed to melt into a fatty lump.

I was disgusted but something prompted me to reach over & touch the mirror. As I did this, the ugly grizzly bear smiled widely and revealed the yellowest set of teeth I've ever seen in my life.

My heart trembled.

I pulled my hand away fast but she got aggressive & tried to grab me with arms that could easily pass for a tuber of yam. As she made this sudden movement, the smell of rotten fish hit me hard & I almost passed out. She was almost jumping out of the mirror after me when a loud voice screamed "pocohantas!".

Upon hearing this, the ugly grizzly bear shouted "ma" & galloped away fast on all fours, a blood moon in the horizon.


Then I woke up sweating profusely...


What does this dream mean?

Image123:
Here's what we call chop-chop pastor, or jeun jeun prophet. It seems this fellow is looking for extra cash, multiple streams of income.

aniete:
The last dream I remember is seeing myself overtake a vehicle, and later flew like a bird.
I then saw my tenant who asked if I had rashes and I replied "no".

HardMirror:
how wld i make money when i dont give me contact or allow people to contact me? You see what we mean when we say you guys dont think.

Image123:


Don't be ridiculous, you know the drill. Like barjesus who gave off himself to be someone.

aniete:
The last dream I remember is seeing myself overtake a vehicle, and later flew like a bird.
I then saw my tenant who asked if I had rashes and I replied "no".

HardMirror:
lol. Smh this thread is to demystify dream interpretations. To help people realize dreams are a function of their fears, expectations and memories. I am not here to provide psychic services. I am not one of your pastors. There are no spiritually gifted people, only frauds and that is the essence of this thread. Keep waiting for me to ask people for money like your church leaders.

HardMirror:
you wld be told you are having a major break through soon. Rapid progress. All bullshit. This is just a memory mush up.

Image123:


I'm not waiting for you to ask people for money, i hope you're not that foolish. Like i said, you know the drill. The path is for them to see you in camera for the real deal. My pastors don't go about providing psychic services, they're not that jobless.

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ONE OF THE MOST MEANINGLESS DREAMS OUT THERE. YOU CAN OVERTAKE A VEHICLE YES, BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE WALKING. AND YOU CAN'T FLY LIKE A BIRD.. THE HUMAN BODY DOESN'T COME WITH FLIGHT WINGS.
ONLY EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL / DRUGS CAN MAKE ONE HAVE DIRECTIONLESS DREAMS LIKE THAT. SO YOU NEED TO CUT DOWN YOUR INTAKE, AND GET RID OF THAT TENANT.