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Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by samebony1(op): 3:41pm On Aug 14, 2018

SARAKI'S VISIT TO OBASANJO WAS TO CONGRATULATE HIM ON THE OPENING OF THE LIBRARY, NOT POLITICAL - FAKE NEWS

Library that was opened since last year? 17 months ago!
This guy keeps treating Nigerians as babies.
So this must be the conversation that took place between Saraki and OBJ. Enjoy!

Saraki: Sorry Your Excellency, I missed the opening of the library 17 months ago.
OBJ: Nothing to be sorry about, the library is still open. Let's look in.
Saraki: Yes Baba. This is impressive. It smells of the people's money.
OBJ: I will pretend I didnt hear that. This section is for young men with no common sense.
On your right we have books for greedy young men in government.
Next to it is the section for young men who take what does not belong to them.
On your left are books for the shameless young men who return to their vomit.
Next to it are books for young men who stage police drama in front of their homes or at the National Assembly. Plus those who jump out of moving vehicles and doing the Tarzan tree to tree jump while escaping from imaginary kidnappers.

Upstairs is the section for young men who have no honour and cannot spell the word, "Loyalty". Next to it is the section with books for self-centred young men....
Saraki: Ha baba, You keep saying young men....
OBJ: If you don't like books for young men, you can visit Mr. Ibrahim Magu at the new EFCC building. They have modern rooms with books for young and old people.
Your Excellency your library is beautiful. Thanks for showing me around.
Yeah right! It was not political.
ME: Fat chance! Of course, It was totally political. To be specific, it was about President Buhari, Gov. Adams Oshiomhole and APC. We were not born yesterday.
God bless Nigeria.
Lauretta Onochie.
@Laurestar.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by abokibuhari: 3:43pm On Aug 14, 2018

This prostitute they talk

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Maromark(m): 3:44pm On Aug 14, 2018

We don Mdam

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Obainoneandonly(m): 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2018

onochie,an hideous haggard

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Fariq: 3:56pm On Aug 14, 2018

One of the responsible Igbo women. No mind the pigs, they will soon put your pictures and insult you.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Babiod: 3:56pm On Aug 14, 2018

why should we bother about the meetings for his political future,should we be concerned about his ambition,it's not our business,we Nigerian we carry the PVC to vote for whoever we want and like,or was buhari's meeting with akpabio in London discussed,or everything oshiomole discussed with APC senators discussed?or why is his political calculations upsetting you.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by intruxive(m): 3:59pm On Aug 14, 2018

Chai lauretta with bad mouth, lol
Only ipob yoots will not find this funny grin

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by loverboys: 4:28pm On Aug 14, 2018

Bullshit

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by merit455(m): 4:59pm On Aug 14, 2018

abokibuhari:
This prostitute they talk

The moderator may ban you for this....,she is Ngenekwunu in nairaland. That woman is a dog,fuxking Aso Rock men

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by merit455(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2018

Fariq:
One of the responsible Igbo women. No mind the pigs, they will soon put your pictures and insult you.

Continuedb with your way of reasoning........,sorry for your family. Just a #50 condom could have save this isuue

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by LadyExcellency: 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2018

merit455:
The moderator may ban you for this....,she is Ngenekwunu in nairaland. That woman is a dog,fuxking Aso Rock men

Ngene is an Igbo man and definitely not a "she"

He is a confused political sycophant of defaunt ACN

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Frankiss44(m): 5:08pm On Aug 14, 2018

Fariq:
One of the responsible Igbo women. No mind the pigs, they will soon put your pictures and insult you.

And what's responsible about this bullshit?

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Sweetcollins: 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2018

Wetin concern us

Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2018

Hahahahaha wink

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This is so funny mehn.
Only the children of hate filled with so much bile and bitterness with no sense of humor will be frowning reading this great satire!
Hahahaha cheesy

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Our belle oooooooooo cheesy

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Lomprico2: 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2018

It is now a crime for someone to visit OBJ?

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Sirpaul(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2018

shartap

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by abc115: 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2018

Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by adioolayi(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2018

Buhari for President in 2019 and beyond

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Humblega(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2018

Saraki defence self is very funny. It would av been better if the guy had kept his mouth shut.

The library that has been open for business for months is wot saraki went there for ?

May be saraki went there to search for books on Nigeria politics.......

Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by ebuk4real(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2018

If I say that most APC people including their brainless supporters are STUPID, I will be accused of abusing my fellow Nigerians.

Well, let me not call them STUPID since I now know that it's improper...

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by oshe11: 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2018

Fariq:
One of the responsible Igbo women. No mind the pigs, they will soon put your pictures and insult you.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by lonelydora: 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2018

This old harlot is still talking?

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by DBossNG(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2018

Nonsense!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by TimeManager(m): 6:09pm On Aug 14, 2018

LOL! Laureata na dem mama
Kiss the truth!

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by chesky22(m): 6:10pm On Aug 14, 2018

Loyalty

? When both need to be working together.

Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by jeronimo(m): 6:10pm On Aug 14, 2018

For her to have written this long almost funny and almost sensible epistle it simply means they feel threatened by the possible outcome of the meeting. What's wrong with meeting OBJ, almost every politician visits him once in a while so this shouldn't have been any special.

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by emaopel: 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2018

Mind your business Madam!...Amebo

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by Lizilicious(f): 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2018

And when #Akpabio visited #Buhari in London she forgot how to narrate it like this abi??

Mma ifod, kwantinue

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by elotajohn1(m): 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2018

[quote author= post=70276416]Hahahahaha wink

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This is so funny mehn.
Only the children of hate filled with so much bile and bitterness with no sense of humor will be frowning reading this great satire!
Hahahaha cheesy

.
Our belle oooooooooo cheesy

[/quote]Akpa Amu

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Re: Lauretta Onochie On Saraki’s Conversation With Obasanjo by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2018

TimeManager:
LOL! Laureata na dem mama

Kiss the truth!

She be dem Mama mama!

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