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n.a. wah 4 u bros, I hope u get hands and legs go work 4 building site u hear!

dollytino4real:
n.a. wah 4 u bros, I hope u get hands and legs go work 4 building site u hear!

Am still a student ma'am

Kissingerright:
Am still a student ma'am

Meaning you can't work?

Kissingerright:
Am still a student ma'am

so, u are a student without experience, those are the tins U will tell it kids later

Kissingerright:
I have been eating garri since Monday, no transport fare for school. depressed, Dad is sick, mom is sick everywhere dry, tired of borrowing money from friends. which kind life. the suffering too much. confusion everywhere, everyday. MOD please don't delete this thread. no insult please. all i ask for is a good Samaritan this Wednesday. I am serious

Post your details.
Your state of residence.....??
Your institution....?
Your Level.....?
Then Evidence of Academic involvement..??
Kind of assistance you desire.....??

EVILFOREST:
Post your details. Your state of residence.....?? Your institution....? Your Level.....? Then Evidence of Academic involvement..?? Kind of assistance you desire.....??

can I pm you sir?

I would advise you brother throw your pride away and work. There is dignity in labour and their lies your blessing. You are a man go and work hard. If it is security job, cleaning, building site anything your hand finds to do. Begging people online is not the answer.

Kissingerright:
I have been eating garri since Monday, no transport fare for school. depressed, Dad is sick, mom is sick everywhere dry, tired of borrowing money from friends. which kind life. the suffering too much. confusion everywhere, everyday. MOD please don't delete this thread. no insult please. all i ask for is a good Samaritan this Wednesday. I am serious

Disclaimer: This post is for educational purpose only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped n-aked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pasture when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can go sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their networths & direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not via their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people, begging them for financial assistance in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write them in the following manner:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage (or transport or poultry) business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Bank Account Name: e.g Mohammadu Buhari
Bank Name: Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert in your bank account.

CC: Lucasbalo, Missy89, EgunMogaji, Jakumo

Akathriel:
Disclaimer: This is post is for educational purposes only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped naked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pastures when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously  - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.    

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write this following:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage or transport business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Mohammadu Buhari
Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert.

Kkkk

Akathriel:
Disclaimer: This is post is for educational purposes only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped naked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pastures when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously  - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.    

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write this following:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage or transport business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Mohammadu Buhari
Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert.

Thanks
even though I don't understand anything

LOL! Sincerely, I like th way he writes, but like u said, me too no understand the guy. Was just laffing and reading along. People wey well for this country no plenty at all!

Kissingerright:
Thanks
even though I don't understand anything

Akathriel:
Disclaimer: This is post is for educational purposes only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped naked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pastures when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously  - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.    

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write this following:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage or transport business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Mohammadu Buhari
Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert.

.

Funny