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Kharol1234:
i laugh small dis mawin nice thou

Will u die if you type like a normal human being?

mosho2good:
LOVE YOUR MARRIAGE:

Once, a man returned from work and found his wife cooking. She gave him a sweet kiss.

They were so happy. While they were at the dinner table, the woman's cell phone rang, a message from her friend who wished her good night.

The husband saw the message and got upset, and he did not talk about the matter with his wife and went to the bedroom without having dinner.

The woman looked at her husband and thought: No! You are not right! Are you bothered by a simple message? I will not go after you, you are not a kid.

The woman had her meal and went to bed. The couple had angry sleep and turned their back @ each other that night.

At midnight, the wife was sweating with a lot of fever. She is not able to talk. She touched the husband’s back. He responded with dont bother me attitude, removed his wife’s hand.

The woman without more air, died of heart attack.

In the morning, he woke up, took a bath and prepared his things to go to work.

The wife was still in bed, then the man looked at her and do not think it is very good, but ignored her with the thought of: I will not speak to her, until she does it first!

Then, he dressed up, had breakfast and went to work.

In the afternoon, when the husband returned home, he brought a beautiful watch that he loved for his wife.

When the husband arrived home, he was happy, he is going to give that precious clock to his beloved wife and tell her how much he loved her, how much he was in love with her and would give her many kisses.

Then, he opens the door and goes to the kitchen, because he was ready to surprise his beloved with a big dinner, but he sees that the breakfast was still there; then he thinks: she is still mad at me !!!

The man goes to the room to leave his briefcase, and sees that the wife was still in the bed lying in the same position.

Scared, he goes to her and something tells him she was dead.

The husband cries, cries a lot and more. He screams in despair, because the wife was dead ...

Reflection:

The time is too short for fights. Know how to take advantage of it.

Take good care of your partner! Love your wife or husband, give him pampering, fill her with kisses, tell her how much he loves or loves her, of love and love !!!

Because time never waited for anyone. Above all do not be proud in love and solve everything, do not go to bed angrily.

Stop and think: If you do not want to put pride aside and solve things, the consequences can be irreversible. Sometimes, we have to sacrifice for love; there are no perfect people, there are real loves willing to sacrifice for that love! .

Communication between couples is always very important, when they have had something difference or discussion, try to solve it before going to sleep. I will not tell you that marriage is honey, that you will never see problems that is a lie, and whoever says that he never fought with his partner is a liar, but everything has a solution except death.
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Share to all loving couples you know.

Rubbish fiction.

hustla:
Will u die if you type like a normal human being?

who carry u cum my mention ur head a dae shake abi

mosho2good:
LOVE YOUR MARRIAGE:

Once, a man returned from work and found his wife cooking. She gave him a sweet kiss.

They were so happy. While they were at the dinner table, the woman's cell phone rang, a message from her friend who wished her good night.

The husband saw the message and got upset, and he did not talk about the matter with his wife and went to the bedroom without having dinner.

The woman looked at her husband and thought: No! You are not right! Are you bothered by a simple message? I will not go after you, you are not a kid.

The woman had her meal and went to bed. The couple had angry sleep and turned their back @ each other that night.

At midnight, the wife was sweating with a lot of fever. She is not able to talk. She touched the husband’s back. He responded with dont bother me attitude, removed his wife’s hand.

The woman without more air, died of heart attack.

In the morning, he woke up, took a bath and prepared his things to go to work.

The wife was still in bed, then the man looked at her and do not think it is very good, but ignored her with the thought of: I will not speak to her, until she does it first!

Then, he dressed up, had breakfast and went to work.

In the afternoon, when the husband returned home, he brought a beautiful watch that he loved for his wife.

When the husband arrived home, he was happy, he is going to give that precious clock to his beloved wife and tell her how much he loved her, how much he was in love with her and would give her many kisses.

Then, he opens the door and goes to the kitchen, because he was ready to surprise his beloved with a big dinner, but he sees that the breakfast was still there; then he thinks: she is still mad at me !!!

The man goes to the room to leave his briefcase, and sees that the wife was still in the bed lying in the same position.

Scared, he goes to her and something tells him she was dead.

The husband cries, cries a lot and more. He screams in despair, because the wife was dead ...

Reflection:

The time is too short for fights. Know how to take advantage of it.

Take good care of your partner! Love your wife or husband, give him pampering, fill her with kisses, tell her how much he loves or loves her, of love and love !!!

Because time never waited for anyone. Above all do not be proud in love and solve everything, do not go to bed angrily.

Stop and think: If you do not want to put pride aside and solve things, the consequences can be irreversible. Sometimes, we have to sacrifice for love; there are no perfect people, there are real loves willing to sacrifice for that love! .

Communication between couples is always very important, when they have had something difference or discussion, try to solve it before going to sleep. I will not tell you that marriage is honey, that you will never see problems that is a lie, and whoever says that he never fought with his partner is a liar, but everything has a solution except death.
- - - -
Share to all loving couples you know.

Na which kain rubbish movie be this? Who be the stewpid scriptwriter?!

Start a relationship.

boss1310:
nawa o I ve found out I hardly laugh these days.what the hell is wrong with me

allaboutobed:
Start a relationship.

am married just that jokes don't seem funny to me anymore

I will comment later

boss1310:
am married just that jokes don't seem funny to me anymore

ok. i believe its just a phase. u will get out of it soon.

Hahaha that number 3 got me loool.

And number 7 too (I know some people like that)