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Re: Black Maria by rukidanty: 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2018
oga Larry today is Sunday and it's almost gone.i hope you will keep to your word by updating today.. thanks ones more in advance
Re: Black Maria by MagicPie: 7:36pm On Aug 26, 2018
I think its high time I stop following this Larry guy because of blackmaria.. Next time, don't start what you can't finish.. If you like ,complete the story and if you like, keep posting us like letter .. I'm out already.. As for others that I follow cause of stories, if you like, do like larry, you will meet your load at the entrance of paradise ...

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Re: Black Maria by TYOKSON: 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2018
MagicPie:
I think its high time I stop following this Larry guy because of blackmaria.. Next time, don't start what you can't finish.. If you like ,complete the story and if you like, keep posting us like letter .. I'm out already.. As for others that I follow cause of stories, if you like, do like larry, you will meet your load at the entrance of paradise ...
Pls be patience

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Re: Black Maria by MagicPie: 8:26pm On Aug 26, 2018
Oya post now cos u are making my temperature run like locomotive engine and I don't want to stop following u
Re: Black Maria by pablobellins(m): 10:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Who your follow and unfollow affect if no be you.
Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 11:45pm On Aug 26, 2018
MagicPie:
Oya post now cos u are making my temperature run like locomotive engine and I don't want to stop following u
Definition of a confused follower...

Lols...just be patient with the boss na..
.you don't know how he's doing outside the walls of the internet...

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Re: Black Maria by Ali1king: 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by Sensitivity1254: 12:05am On Aug 27, 2018
Lolz..

He should stop making promises.

If he will make promise, let him add a proviso to it.

TheBlessedMAN:
Definition of a confused follower...

Lols...just be patient with the boss na..
.you don't know how he's doing outside the walls of the internet...
Re: Black Maria by Mrmoore14(m): 3:27pm On Aug 27, 2018
Bros see my number too for WhatsApp 07061088874.... I don too be ghost reader !!.
Re: Black Maria by Sliss(m): 7:50pm On Aug 27, 2018
Hey Larry add me too 08101048373
Re: Black Maria by Obly: 8:42pm On Aug 27, 2018
Nice one Oga Larry pls add me up 09030565691, remain blessed
Re: Black Maria by Rapfrick(m): 10:00pm On Aug 27, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by Solly1(m): 10:50pm On Aug 27, 2018
[/color]#LARRYSUN... FROM MY HEART, I WOULDN'T HAVE FORGIVEN YOU IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS AWESOME PIECE HALF WAY. REALLY, I'VE SPENT YEARS FOLLOWING THIS WONDERFUL STORY. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE SIR, WE'RE GRATEFUL.
Re: Black Maria by Teehsticckz(m): 9:46am On Aug 28, 2018
Add me boss, 08101723242..
Re: Black Maria by icekidmuktar(m): 10:15am On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by Dackrapper(m): 2:06pm On Aug 28, 2018
Why are people dropping their contacts for?
Re: Black Maria by CalciumB3: 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2018
09071866677 my contact larry
Re: Black Maria by Fernandowski(m): 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by hapsonv: 8:47pm On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by marvwhite: 10:28pm On Aug 28, 2018
Errrrrm .. I don't know why people are dropping their number,but here Is mine. Don't want to be left behind.. 08101211379
Re: Black Maria by jamesfadairo(m): 10:50pm On Aug 28, 2018
LarrySun:
“I thought you said robbing two times in a single day was bad omen,” said Basket, “You’re so full of faeces, Blackie.”

Black looked at his friend weirdly, “Why would you say something like that? I didn’t eat faeces this morning. I would never eat faeces. Did you listen to what I said? I said I would be the one carrying out the operation. You’ve done yours, it’s now my turn.”

“What difference does that make?”

“It makes a lot of difference, my friend. There’s nothing wrong in two different people carrying out two different jobs. You robbed our landlord, I’ll rob Chidi, safe transactions.”

“You’re such a hypocrite, Blackie.”

Black smiled, “Thank you, my friend. Anyway, I didn’t say anything about robbing Chidi today. He will be robbed on Wednesday.”

“Why not today?”

Peter stared at his friend, the smile still fixed on his lips, “I thought you were against carrying out any more operation today.”

“Quit playing around and tell me the plans.”

“Why aren’t you using your head? What would happen if we carried the colour television home – the same place where we stole one television before?”

“That’s true,” reflected Basket, “our landlord would be suspicious of us.”

“Exactly. Now let’s go find a nice restaurant. I’m famished.”

By the time the boys returned home, it was already about 5pm. The compound was in an uproar when they stepped in. their landlord was running helter-skelter and screaming at the top of his voice.

“My house has been burgled! I’ve been robbed! My telly! My telly! Oh, my telly!”

Black immediately launched into action. He ran to meet one of the tenants watching the landlord’s drama, “What happened? What happened?”

“Someone broke into our landlord’s room and stole his television.”

“What!” screamed Peter, “The same television all of us in this street watch?” He jumped up and landed on his bottom. He began to wail loudly, “Someone has robbed our landlord! Someone has robbed us! Our landlord’s telly! Our telly! Somebody help us! Our telly is gone!” He rose up and began to run around the compound helter-skelter like the landlord. If the landlord ran left, he would run right; if the landlord went north, he would go south.

Basket watched everything in awe. This was Peter’s side he had never seen before; it was as if he was staring at a total stranger. Indeed, Peter Black should be an actor; he really knew how to act.

Peter paused to catch his breath and saw Basket watching them. “Why are you standing there like a statue? Didn’t you hear that our landlord’s telly has been stolen? Come on, move over here and weep with us.”

Basket could do nothing but join in the dance of clowns. He, too, sat on the floor and began to wail loudly. Peter joined him and sat on the floor with him. They began to compete on who would wail louder. It got so ridiculous that even the landlord had to stop and watch the two idiots curiously. Even sympathizers had to leave the landlord to console the thieves.

“Our telly! Our telly!” Black and Basket continued to wail in turns like parrots that knew only one phrase.

Amidst this pathetic excitement, Basket knew in the depth of his mind that this was a smart move by Black. There was no doubt that they had gotten away with the theft of their landlord’s television, just like they would get away with the colour television they were going to purloin too.
Wow! I can't stop laughing
Re: Black Maria by CalciumB3: 11:20pm On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: Black Maria by horlardipupo(m): 10:24am On Aug 29, 2018
This Peter dey fall my hand o.. Nice one Oga Larry!

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Re: Black Maria by jamesfadairo(m): 10:42am On Aug 29, 2018
. You deserve eternal suffering, and that’s what you’re going to get. I am going to destroy you, Peter. This is a solemn promise.”


For the first time in over six years, Peter Black broke down and wept bitterly.
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Ooops! this is saddening! See what females can cause!
Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 8:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
COMPLETE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://okadabooks.com/book/about/black_maria_book_one/20094

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:01pm On Aug 29, 2018
THE END OF BOOK ONE: BLACK


'BOOK TWO: MARIA' COMING SOON.


Thank you, guys, for the ride so far.

cheers,

LSD

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Re: Black Maria by Nobody: 9:11pm On Aug 29, 2018
I'm in tears. For almost 3 years! Thank you, Larrysun for this beautiful piece. God bless you. Can't wait for 'Maria'
Re: Black Maria by Ann2012(f): 9:12pm On Aug 29, 2018
Wow....

At last Basky is back!!!

Thanks for the update Larrysun
Re: Black Maria by Vecto(m): 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2018
LarrySun:
THE END OF BOOK ONE: BLACK


'BOOK TWO: MARIA' COMING SOON.


Thank you, guys, for the ride so far.

cheers,

LSD

We are groot. grin
Re: Black Maria by Vecto(m): 9:29pm On Aug 29, 2018
LarrySun:
THE END OF BOOK ONE: BLACK


'BOOK TWO: MARIA' COMING SOON.


Thank you, guys, for the ride so far.

cheers,

LSD

As ordinary update is taking time like this i wonder when this one will start.
Re: Black Maria by rukidanty: 9:37pm On Aug 29, 2018
LarrySun:
THE END OF BOOK ONE: BLACK


'BOOK TWO: MARIA' COMING SOON.


Thank you, guys, for the ride so far.

cheers,

LSD
thanks so much.. I really enjoyed the story.. please when is Maria coming up or can I email you privately so we can talk business or you can chat me up on watsapp with 07038266331..i would like to pay for the complete story of Maria and how much

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