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Can Jesus Save Me? by HappyPagan(op): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
For so long, I have sinned. I have blasphemed. I have called God all sorts of names, rubbed the name of Jesus in mud.

For so long, a great detest for Christianity has swarmed me, filled my heart and soul, risen within me the anti-Christ...

But this evening, as I smoke my weed and reminisce, upon my sinful ways, I'm glad and proud. Very proud.


I have sinned against the Holy Spirit. I have cursed the womb of Mary. I will continue to do more. At the end, one short prayer ' God save me" could take me to heaven, but meeh,, Bleep ddahh shitt...


So which of you Christians think this is fair? A hot sexy deman like me still has a chance at making heaven. You holy fucck on the other hand are always one fuckup away from missing heaven..

What shall it profit a man to lose the earth, and lose heaven?


Make peace with the Devil. He came to save you from Eden.


Love. kiss
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by OmoOshodi(m): 10:59pm On Aug 29, 2018
Weed is bad
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by HappyPagan(op): 11:00pm On Aug 29, 2018
OmoOshodi:
Weed is bad
Christianity's evil.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by Nobody: 1:48am On Aug 30, 2018
HappyPagan:
For so long, I have sinned. I have blasphemed. I have called God all sorts of names, rubbed the name of Jesus in mud.

But this evening, as I smoke my weed and reminisce, upon my sinful ways, I'm glad and proud. Very proud.


Make peace with the Devil. He came to save you from Eden.


Love. kiss
Thanks for sharing

Not sure of the point you're trying to make.

But don't you think we are all responsible for our choices?
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by sonmvayina(m): 6:49pm On Aug 30, 2018
Blessed is the one who takes your babies and smashes then against a rock.. Psalm 137:9

Op,this is for you... Figure it out and win 2500 worth of air time of your network.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2018
HappyPagan:
But this evening, as I smoke my weed and reminisce, upon my sinful ways, I'm glad and proud. Very proud.
Oh get with the program and pass that sh!t! My fuqing dopeman is on strike! (Or maybe the police got him at last week's carnival!)
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff:
budaatum:
Oh get with the program and pass that sh!t! My fuqing dopeman is on strike!
(Or maybe the police got him at last week's carnival!)
Erh, buda too forming raare.
You want to kẹgbẹ kẹgbẹ, you want to join gang?
Fi sh!t igbẹ lẹ fun agbepo
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by HappyPagan(op): 8:33pm On Aug 30, 2018
budaatum:
Oh get with the program and pass that sh!t! My fuqing dopeman is on strike! (Or maybe the police got him at last week's carnival!)
grin grin
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 8:54pm On Aug 30, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Erh, buda too forming raare.
You want to kẹgbẹ kẹgbẹ, you want to join gang?
Fi sh!t igbẹ lẹ fun agbepo
Lol!
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by HappyPagan(op): 9:04pm On Aug 30, 2018
alignacademy:
But don't you think we are all responsible for our choices?
What if God's the Devil? And Satan saved Adam and Eve from the prison of Eden...
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by Nobody: 12:47am On Aug 31, 2018
HappyPagan:
For so long, I have sinned. I have blasphemed. I have called God all sorts of names, rubbed the name of Jesus in mud.

For so long, a great detest for Christianity has swarmed me, filled my heart and soul, risen within me the anti-Christ...

But this evening, as I smoke my weed and reminisce, upon my sinful ways, I'm glad and proud. Very proud.


I have sinned against the Holy Spirit. I have cursed the womb of Mary. I will continue to do more. At the end, one short prayer ' God save me" could take me to heaven, but meeh,, Bleep ddahh shitt...


So which of you Christians think this is fair? A hot sexy deman like me still has a chance at making heaven. You holy fucck on the other hand are always one fuckup away from missing heaven..

What shall it profit a man to lose the earth, and lose heaven?


Make peace with the Devil. He came to save you from Eden.


Love. kiss
Jesus was on the cross shouting that his father should come n save him till he died there...

And ur here thinking that someone who couldn't save himself could save u grin
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff: 7:06am On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Erh, buda too forming raare.
You want to kẹgbẹ kẹgbẹ, you want to join gang?
Fi sh!t igbẹ lẹ fun agbepo
budaatum:
Lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJ4vkDa5rI
Olamide ti gbana, but Wizkid isnt
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 10:43am On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIJ4vkDa5rI
Olamide ti gbana, but Wizkid isnt
Which brings s who? Yuk! Never can stand this "money girl 'n gun' rap crap!
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff: 2:51pm On Aug 31, 2018
budaatum:
Which brings s who? Yuk! Never can stand this "money girl 'n gun' rap crap!
It's about the lyric that referenced "motigbana"
and not about those distractions
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 4:02pm On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
It's about the lyric that referenced "motigbana"
and not about those distractions
You're gonna have to tell me what you want me to get from it. It's completely incomprehensible to me.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff:
budaatum:
You're gonna have to tell me what you want me to get from it. It's completely incomprehensible to me.
The lyrical content "mo ti gbana" that means "I've had marijuana" is in harmony with the theme you and HappyPagan were jesting around with
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 7:09pm On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
The lyrical content "mo ti gbana" that means "I've had marijuana" is in harmony with the theme you and HappyPagan were jesting around with
Ah. Got you, somehow.

Anyone got a local deliverer please?
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff: 7:18pm On Aug 31, 2018
budaatum:
Ah. Got you, somehow.

Anyone got a local deliverer please?
You wan high?
Is this for recreational or clinical purpose?
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 7:25pm On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
You wan high?
Is this for recreational or clinical purpose?
Clinical, nah! (As if there's really a difference). I do plan to be in my house taking it. No one else would be involved. And it would relieve spasms in my left leg.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff: 7:38pm On Aug 31, 2018
budaatum:
Clinical, nah! (As if there's really a difference).
I do plan to be in my house taking it.
No one else would be involved.
And it would relieve spasms in my left leg.
Clinicals dont take it for enjoyment,
they have it because of a necessity, necessity is to get relief (e.g. quick relief of leg spasms)

The one, on an ofo bike, in your neighbourhod, riding to make a delivery, is your nearest dealer.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 8:08pm On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Clinicals dont take it for enjoyment,
they have it because of a necessity, necessity is to get relief (e.g. quick relief of leg spasms)
Yep, das mai rison 2.

U jus keep disivin ursef
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff: 8:24pm On Aug 31, 2018
budaatum:
Yep, das mai rison 2.
U jus keep disivin ursef
Next week is autumn. Right?
Thank God, because by then, your GP will be able to let you have it on prescription
If you dont believe in God, send your thank you card to Sajid Javid

Who is disivin themselves? How is ursef, just keep disivin ursef
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by budaatum: 8:26pm On Aug 31, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Next week is autumn. Right?
Thank God, by then your GP will be able to let you have on prescription
If you dont believe in God, send your thank you card to Sajid Javid

Who is disivin themselves?How is ursef, just keep disivin ursef
It's not available to me on prescription! Despite all my efforts.

The cheek! Can you believe some do get it on prescription. Only oils though.
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by MuttleyLaff:
budaatum:
It's not available to me on prescription! Despite all my efforts.

The cheek! Can you believe some do get it on prescription.
Only oils though.
It's all going to change in autumn.
You'll then, easily be able to get it on prescription.

budaatum in autumn you'll be able to get it on prescription.
Not talking of poxy cannabis oil or the ones you can get over the counter at Holland & Barratts
It is medicinal proper cannabis, that will be available for prescrition in autumn, that we're talking of here.
So keep your chin up, autumn's round the corner
Re: Can Jesus Save Me? by HappyPagan(op): 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2018
na wa, my threads are the weirdest on this section. this september, i have to change something... grin angry grin
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