Monkeys are known as threat to farmers. They are known to perpetuate great evil on farms, especially maize, cocoa and banana or plantain farms; they derive so much joy from this act. They do not damage crop or cause loss, they cause huge disaster as they rip off a large farm within few hours. Their activities have greatly impaired the lives of many farmers; some have kissed the dust while some are in chronic unbalanced state of health.

All attempts to curb this menace seem abortive and futile. Several means have been used to control their heinous activities but not as effective as expected. Farmers barely sleep with their eyes closed because of the invasion of monkeys on their farm.

Measures adopted include:

1. Use of hunters to gun down these pests:
Local hunters are employed to attack any monkey sighted on the farm, thus, reducing the population of the monkeys.

2. Use of sedative drugs as trap:
Sedative drugs like Valium 5, Lagatil have been proven very effective by experts. Any of these drugs are mixed with feed or water; the feed or solution is then placed at strategic spots on the farm. Any monkey that feeds or drinks from this trap becomes weaken and sleeps wholeheartedly. What follows is death by any form; either shooting or hanging.

3. Stale urine:
Urine that has been passed out for a very long time can actually repel monkeys off your farm once they perceive it.

4. Use of local dogs:
This is a biological control measure; dogs are natural enemies of monkeys. They immediately evacuate your farm premises once they notice the presence of dogs on your farm
These are some of the measures that have been in use; other opinions are needed to help some helpless farmers; share your experience if you have been victimized by these wonderful creatures and the control measure you adopted. Either chemically, physically or biologically; kindly endeavor to help us out.

5. Hanging of Colorful Rubber Snakes:
Hanging some rubber snakes in polythene bags, setting as real snake for them gets them scared from your farm.

6. Using Dry Fish as Trap:
Put the boneless dry in sealed small packets and keep around the field, After the monkey opens the packet the monkey will rub the fish on his both hand. After Smelling, its get irritated and starts rubbing its on the rocks, after some minutes blood will start coming out his hand, This will scare him a lot, that it will come again.

7. Creating a Noisy Scene:
You creating noisy scene, like trying out some conversation while you are in the farm, like in market areas, Also Playing some Nasty Music and Tuning on your Radio FM will keep them away from your farm
Kindly drop your opinion and possible solution on this subject!

http://www.agricinfo.com/2018/10/7-ways-of-keeping-monkey-away-from-your.html?m=0

Chai ! OP dey wickett, no be small ting.

See as he talk say him go fiti HANG monkey like condemn prisoner when commit murder.

Abi you no know say monkey witi human being, na di same family ?

But wait first Oga OP. Dat ya option 6 get K-leg o.

How you take know say monkey go take dry fish dey rub hin blokos, sotay blood go commot ?

Na for which unifasty dem teach you dat kind sense ?

You sure say you no go nak Sapele Wata belle-full, before you come begin dey type all dis ya 'tory put today ?

Abi na dat Oshogbo bush turn ya eye like dis ?

Out of all di ting when you write today, na only nomba 7 be true word, because monkey dem fear Davido music no be small ting.

If you play Davido music for where him dey halla say NWaaaaaa Baby, some monkey go fiti die sef, fall down GBIM !, for on top stick.

Lie no good. Monkey no fine, but hin mama love am.

I think what these pesky monkeys deserve is a bullet through their skull.

I also like the sedative drugs that make them sleep "wholeheartedly" .

Dogs too are cool cos they can smell monkeys kilometers away. Just the likelihood of your dog being swallowed by some hungry python is high tho. You can consider this option if you are patrolling with your gun so u have your dog just to detect the presence of monkeys, but it should be on leach.

The only problem with monkeys is that its kind of dangerous to eat their meat cos since we are almost in the same genetic family, it's easy to get diseases from them.

excanny:
I think what these pesky monkeys deserve is a bullet through their skull.

I also like the sedative drugs that make them sleep "wholeheartedly" .

Dogs too are cool cos they can smell monkeys kilometers away. Just the likelihood of your dog being swallowed by some hungry python is high tho. You can consider this option if you are patrolling with your gun so u have your dog just to detect the presence of monkeys, but it should be on leach.

The only problem with monkeys is that its kind of dangerous to eat their meat cos since we are almost in the same genetic family, it's easy to get diseases from them.

Thanks for this option.

Jakumo:
Chai ! OP dey wickett, no be small ting.

See as he talk say him go fiti HANG monkey like condemn prisoner when commit murder.

Abi you no know say monkey witi human being, na di same family ?

But wait first Oga OP. Dat ya option 6 get K-leg o.

How you take know say monkey go take dry fish dey rub hin blokos, sotay blood go commot ?

Na for which unifasty dem teach you dat kind sense ?

You sure say you no go nak Sapele Wata belle-full, before you come begin dey type all dis ya 'tory put today ?

Abi na dat Oshogbo bush turn ya eye like dis ?

Out of all di ting when you write today, na only nomba 7 be true word, because monkey dem fear Davido music no be small ting.

If you play Davido music for where him dey halla say NWaaaaaa Baby, some monkey go fiti die sef, fall down GBIM !, for on top stick.

Lie no good. Monkey no fine, but hin mama love am.

Hmm.
Okay sir.

Buy trap

By d time u kill reach 50 dem go advice themselves

What we need is "How to keep looters (Atiku & co) from smelling government again".

I'm just an Insightful Observer

Are they still found in the bushes. I thought they now work & consume money in the offices.

Meanwhile, They are not pest to my snail farm. You too can be a snail farmer. See my profile for contact.

Monkey i think are now exit nigeria bushes to government houses

Joke apart there are some of this creature that are just cool only if know them well, take for example the roaches and that is why i will be sharing with you top 15 Questions People ask about Cockroaches and their Answers

learn to know them better

Noted!

IMASTEX:
Are they still fund in the bushes. I thought they now consume money.

Hahhahaha!

Use scarecrow das all

Mhen, No 2 option got me laughing like

Spray phostoxin tablets and tank me later

NO b person wey don eva see monkey for eye go dey tink of how to to poshu monkey for farm

can a dog chase a monkey?

;Dbuhari yyyy

you can try palm wine too, once the drink it they will fall asleep for days

The best way is to give them sedatives and make them sleep wholeheartedly

IMASTEX:
Are they still fund in the bushes. I thought they now consume money.

monkeys are every where in anambra

You dare not harm a monkey in Awka, Anambra State, I hear am!

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Simple

they use to finish my banana until I learn how to blow knock out for them. ;Dthey use to finish my banana until I learn how to blow knock out for them.

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mokt:
Mhen, No 2 option got me laughing like

I'm still laughing hard, my brother! :>

Pavore9:
You dare not harm a monkey in Awka, Anambra State, I hear am!

Monkey can destroy someone life.

For any of you who are keen on option 2, abeg when the monkey don sleep go, abeg make una no kill am o: we can catch them, breed (like those breeding dogs) and sell them to Zoos or wildlife conservatories...cool money much better than eating them wey go digest 15 days max