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Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ZombieNation(op):
sarrki:
My own be say

I'm so tribalistic so much that if I see a non Buharist Yoruba drowning and a Buharist from another tribe drowning, I will quickly rescue the Buharist, I will then go and eat eba and okra to get more strength, take paracetamol and sleep for like 6hrs and then quickly rush with immediate alacrity to go and rescue the second man that is drowning....
Patient Sarrki presents an exciting and fascinating insight in clinical studies of Ilorin Syndrome.

Like 99.9% of all recorded cases of Afonjatitis, Patient Sarrki also suffers from acute Buharism and chronic self hate and displays great displeasure for anything, group or individual that is not in tandem with his political views.

Sarrki, as a case study also presented delusions of being part of a group destined to usher in a revamped Sokoto Caliphate encompassing all of his native SW Nigeria under the exclusive administration of a Fulani prince with Sharia law.

Notable figures who suffer similar conditions of Ilorin Syndrome are Oba Akanbi of Iwo town in Osun who now wants his subjects to address him as an Emir and who now adorns traditional Islamic garb. Ishaq Akintola of MURIC also suffers from Ilorin Syndrome.
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by LamidiCownu: 1:10am On Nov 01, 2018
Coming from a flat ..headed osu pig who has suddenly forgotten about the noble Biafran struggle to lick the nuts of Evangelist Atiku Abubakar , a Christian jew from Mbase grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by alhassanyusuf29(m): 5:55am On Nov 01, 2018
what an irony coming from an nyamuri flat.head jew wannabe , why so bitter all of a sudden?? didnt the pigdiot bleaching cownu say worst things about the hausa/fulani and yoruba tribe, i didnt see you open any thread condemning him, instead you kept hailing him

flat.heads are very delusional, moronic and imbecilic in nature, the only thing good about u guys is to use ur women for satisfaction in a brothel and dumb them like used tissue paper, if only the biafra war had obliterate the whole tribe

chestbeating is in ur DNA, the most cowardly tribe, ur only good at wailing online and claiming the victime mentally.. see how the shiite are confronting the soldiers in no mans land, but when paython dance came to ur poto-poto land, u ran, hid in the room and sent ur obese women to go out and protest

Saraki, i 100% agree with you, especially if ur in malaysia, thailand, indonesia ect.. here in hong kong, i try to avoid them wella!!
ZombieNation:
Patient Sarrki presents an exciting and fascinating insight in clinical studies of Ilorin Syndrome.

Like 99.9% of all recorded cases of Afonjatitis, Patient Sarrki also suffers from acute Buharism and chronic self hate and displays great displeasure for anything, group or individual that is not in tandem with his political views.

Sarrki, as a case study also presented delusions of being part of a group destined to usher in a revamped Sokoto Caliphate encompassing all of his native SW Nigeria under the exclusive administration of a Fulani prince with Sharia law.

Notable figures who suffer similar conditions of Ilorin Syndrome are Oba Akanbi of Iwo town in Osun who now wants his subjects to address him as an Emir and who now adorns traditional Islamic garb. Ishaq Akintola of MURIC also suffers from Ilorin Syndrome.
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ZombieNation(op): 6:40am On Nov 01, 2018
LamidiCownu:
Coming from a flat ..headed osu pig who has suddenly forgotten about the noble Biafran struggle to lick the nuts of Evangelist Atiku Abubakar , a Christian jew from Mbase grin cheesy grin cheesy
Another symptom of Ilorin Syndrome is Igbophobia.

Sufferers of Ilorin Syndrome also display an obsession with Biafra and IPOB in where they claim to see every opposing and dissenting opinion as coming from an IPOB yoot.
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ZombieNation(op): 6:43am On Nov 01, 2018
alhassanyusuf29:
what an irony coming from an nyamuri flat.head jew wannabe , why so bitter all of a sudden?? didnt the pigdiot bleaching cownu say worst things about the hausa/fulani and yoruba tribe, i didnt see you open any thread condemning him, instead you kept hailing him

flat.heads are very delusional, moronic and imbecilic in nature, the only thing good about u guys is to use ur women for satisfaction in a brothel and dumb them like used tissue paper, if only the biafra war had obliterate the whole tribe

chestbeating is in ur DNA, the most cowardly tribe, ur only good at wailing online and claiming the victime mentally.. see how the shiite are confronting the soldiers in no mans land, but when paython dance came to ur poto-poto land, u ran, hid in the room and sent ur obese women to go out and protest

Saraki, i 100% agree with you, especially if ur in malaysia, thailand, indonesia ect.. here in hong kong, i try to avoid them wella!!
Ilorin Syndrome sufferers also displayed fits of pointless rants demeaning Biafran aggitatators, Igbos and what not as an avenue in diverting troll comments to soothe their ever dwindling egos.
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by PFRB: 7:00am On Nov 01, 2018
Afonjatitis eh. That could be terrible syndrome. Worse than AIDS.
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by Nobody: 7:40am On Nov 01, 2018
Hahaha
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by LamidiCownu: 7:55am On Nov 01, 2018
ZombieNation:
Another symptom of Ilorin Syndrome is Igbophobia.

Sufferers of Ilorin Syndrome also display an obsession with Biafra and IPOB in where they claim to see every opposing and dissenting opinion as coming from an IPOB yoot.
Go fvck yourself...bloody hypocrite !!! grin cheesy
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ZombieNation(op): 8:02am On Nov 01, 2018
LamidiCownu:
Go fvck yourself...bloody hypocrite !!! grin cheesy
Violent bursts of anger when confronted with raw facts about their ilorin syndrome is another hallmark of Afonjatitis
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by LamidiCownu: 8:09am On Nov 01, 2018
ZombieNation:
Violent bursts of anger when confronted with raw facts about their ilorin syndrome is another hallmark of Afonjatitis
Your hypocrisy stinks... Being an osu pig is the worst affliction that can befall anyone..
Mr parallelogram headed clown with an Osu-Abakaliki syndrome ...hahahahahahahahaha
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by Turantula(m): 9:45am On Nov 01, 2018
@OP hope there a cure or atleast a vaccine to this terrible disease
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by UgwuAghachi: 9:53am On Nov 01, 2018
Afonjatitis is real and deadlier than Ebola
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by PFRB: 12:04pm On Nov 01, 2018
UgwuAghachi:
Afonjatitis is real and deadlier than Ebola
Waaaoo. Can humanity survive this?
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by basilo101: 12:23pm On Nov 01, 2018
Could this be worse than ebola?
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ZombieNation(op): 8:48pm On Nov 01, 2018
basilo101:
Could this be worse than ebola?
Far worse than Ebola, cancer and Aids wrapped up in one nigger
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by Nemesis001: 9:04pm On Nov 01, 2018
LamidiCownu:
Your hypocrisy stinks... Being an osu pig is the worst affliction that can befall anyone..
Mr parallelogram headed clown with an Osu-Abakaliki syndrome ...hahahahahahahahaha
What sort of gibberish trash is this one vomiting nitori olorunhuh
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by PFRB: 10:07pm On Nov 01, 2018
What are scientists and researchers doing about this deadly infirmity?
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by ImadeUReadThis: 10:22am On Nov 25, 2018
bighead9 suffers from afonjatitis
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by BankeSmalls(f): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2018
Afonjatitis grin grin grin grin
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by Bighead9: 10:38am On Nov 25, 2018
ImadeUReadThis:
bighead9 suffers from afonjatitis
E pain this man Sha!! grin

Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by AntiBalaka: 2:20pm On Jul 03, 2019
Rugatitis and Afonjatitis are endemic to oyoruba peoples of Western arewastan
Re: Ilorin Syndrome Aka Afonjatitis by archangel1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 03, 2019
ZombieNation:
Patient Sarrki presents an exciting and fascinating insight in clinical studies of Ilorin Syndrome.

Like 99.9% of all recorded cases of Afonjatitis, Patient Sarrki also suffers from acute Buharism and chronic self hate and displays great displeasure for anything, group or individual that is not in tandem with his political views.

Sarrki, as a case study also presented delusions of being part of a group destined to usher in a revamped Sokoto Caliphate encompassing all of his native SW Nigeria under the exclusive administration of a Fulani prince with Sharia law.

Notable figures who suffer similar conditions of Ilorin Syndrome are Oba Akanbi of Iwo town in Osun who now wants his subjects to address him as an Emir and who now adorns traditional Islamic garb. Ishaq Akintola of MURIC also suffers f a forom Ilorin Syndrome.
a fine summary and description of agent sarrki.
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