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Never take marriage advise from singles.

omooba969:
ibkkk where are you?

Chai my sherry Koko!

omooba969
Mo wa n'bi o

If a man doesn't give his wife money, money, money, money, also he should not demand change from her wife anytime he gives her money. No money no love in African setting, if you want to emulate oyibo culture, na you sabi

ibkkk:
Mo wa n'bi o

Sup, how's your weekend going?

Please I'd like to know....are you stupid?

gimmehear:
Letters to married African men and women.

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.

1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.


2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

6. If you see them seated outside at night, don’t think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!

This goes to all lovers, married Men and women.

A man in love, who expresses his feelings will bound more, live long and achieve more in lesser time, science has proven this.

Let love lead.

http://gimmehear.com/letters-married-african-men-women/

Xisnin:
I suspect the hope is an woman-wrapper

You see Ur life

gimmehear:
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

6. If you see them seated outside at night, don’t think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.


11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

LOL!!!!!

Your definition of romance is different from how the average Nigerian nay African sees it. Our theory of romance is different, which is why when Paris is mentioned as the romantic capital of the world, I'm bewildered.

omooba969:
Sup, how's your weekend going?

Mo wa pa o,oga mi..
Owo meji fun eeyan kan...
Se k'o wa'le?

That's d fact. All is true.

Kingjames:
How dare you? a maverick ineptitude ethical megalomania annihilate my rhapsodic session with my belle and that is prone to revivifying my revanchism instincts? You are churlish, and your faux pas cannot be scrutinized by aposteriori. You allow me cross dalliance, and plunged into chef-d'oeurvre of sensational delectation, and you condescendingly queer my pitch and I am in fit of pique. I am obliged to , faute de mieux, ask you to recede, chasten and shot the door against further comments with your insalubrious hand...

Pls meet Mr Patrick from Edo State for further lesson, you are still a learner. Sorry to tell you that you have said nothing

prigoz:
If a man doesn't give his wife money, money, money, money, also he should not demand change from her wife anytime he gives her money. No money no love in African setting, if you want to emulate oyibo culture, na you sabi

Gerrard59:
Your definition of romance is different from how the average Nigerian nay African sees it. Our theory of romance is different, which is why when Paris is mentioned as the romantic capital of the world, I'm bewildered.

"Love" in the real sense of it is non existent in the "default mode " of Africans

it is those of us exposed to other cultures and world views that even consider the concept

Marriage and relationships in Africa issa big scam


that's all

SMH

l love it when plain truth is said without fear and favour.

Hmmmmmm! Ok o.One day Na One day,Monkey go surely chop pepper.

Serial telemunndo watcher

Ugosample:
"Love" in the real sense of it is non existent in the "default mode " of Africans

it is those of us exposed to other cultures and world views that even consider the concept

Marriage and relationships in Africa issa big scam


that's all

I understand what you mean by the bold. So I ask, what's love as defined by other cultures you have interacted with?

spirul77:
But ,really you can never see a Nigeria couple kissing or holding hands but before a twinkle of an eye, 8 children... nawa o!!!

Pent up energy nau.

These marriage counselors think marriage is what they see on Hollywood movies or soap opera. They imagine these fantasies would come to past and that’s the one major reason marriages fail.

Marriage is about having less expectations and fulfilling your responsibilities. There is never a happy marriage - that’s BS. It’s hardwork and patience.

Boss13:
These marriage counselors think marriage is what they see on Hollywood movies or soap opera. They imagine these fantasies would come to past and that’s the one major reason marriages fail.

Marriage is about having less expectations and fulfilling your responsibilities. There is never a happy marriage - that’s BS. It’s hardwork and patience.

Marriage is slavery.

Kingjames:
How dare you? a maverick ineptitude ethical megalomania annihilate my rhapsodic session with my belle and that is prone to revivifying my revanchism instincts? You are churlish, and your faux pas cannot be scrutinized by aposteriori. You allow me cross dalliance, and plunged into chef-d'oeurvre of sensational delectation, and you condescendingly queer my pitch and I am in fit of pique. I am obliged to , faute de mieux, ask you to recede, chasten and shot the door against further comments with your insalubrious hand...

chisos.........I WANT TO SLEEP...AAAAHHHH SEUN TAP ME WHEN THIS IS OVER

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