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Offpoint:
Has it becomes a crime to be pregnant a week after marriage? You and me knows a wedding night is a night, your mom, dad, siblings, relatives, friends, neighbors, well wishers, pastor and heavens knows you guys are f**king yourselves and everyone is cool with it. An active and long waiting sperm doesn't waste time to fertilize an equally waiting egg.

If we start minding our businesses, then our lives span will increase drastically.

We must not Fùçk that night.
We can be counting our money and be gossiping about who ate and drank most

Xisnin:
Stop meddling in people's private life.
Do you think she will be happy seeing your "prayer"?

Just a concerned citizen of this nation.

Divay22:
We must not Fùçk that night.
We can be counting our money and be gossiping about who ate and drank most

Lol, look who I ran into this morning... my Ex-crush.

You're expected to F that night, any other thing you're doing that night instead of F-ing is a crime against nature.

"Patient sperm makes the cutest baby" - Offpoint 2018.

Offpoint:
Lol, look who I ran into this morning... my Ex-crush.

You're expected to F that night, any other thing you're doing that night instead of F-ing is a crime against nature.

"Patient sperm makes the cutest baby" - Offpoint 2018.

Lol
One can rest that night abeg.. After that it can be exclusive nights of fúcking spree.

This your quotes are becoming something else o

Divay22:
We must not Fùçk that night.
We can be counting our money and be gossiping about who ate and drank most

How I love counting money.

Colourich:
How I love counting money.

Tiff

Abokii no dey waste time for that matter.

Their priority na children.

Divay22:
Tiff

If given the chance, I will prefer to be the one to pick the money that will be sprayed at me on my wedding day, I don't trust people when it comes to money, especially my money.

Divay22:
Lol
One can rest that night abeg.. After that it can be exclusive nights of fúcking spree.

This your quotes are becoming something else o

Lol, it seems you've never heard of this slang "As e dey hot"... 'We can F all night and rest all day. Food are best enjoyed while still hot.

About the quotes....hmmm.... "No matter how physically exhausted a man body is... his brain will never lose it ability to erect a flaccid penís" - Offpoint 2018

Colourich:
If given the chance, I will prefer to be the one to pick the money that will be sprayed at me on my wedding day, I don't trust people when it comes to money, especially my money.

Hahahahahahahahaha
Thank goodness such chance can't be given

Hmm, womb watchers association of Nigeria....that's so Epic

Offpoint:
Lol, look who I ran into this morning... my Ex-crush.

You're expected to F that night, any other thing you're doing that night instead of F-ing is a crime against nature.

"Patient sperm makes the cutest baby" - Offpoint 2018.

lollzz...you are one funny dude...I get tired easily,and certainly after the wedding I would be very tired and irritated.I nor sure I go f**k DAT night o..lol

Divay22:
We must not Fùçk that night.
We can be counting our money and be gossiping about who ate and drank most

Olo... complete it.

Colourich:
Just a concerned citizen of this nation.

Good, since Adesuwa is not a country, she should be freed.

Colourich:
If given the chance, I will prefer to be the one to pick the money that will be sprayed at me on my wedding day, I don't trust people when it comes to money, especially my money.

That's if you will get married, because I think you will never....

Rextizzle:
That's if you will get married, because I think you will never....

Keep hoping into my mention, don't go and find something doing with yourself. Jobless boy.

MannieA:
lollzz...you are one funny dude...I get tired easily,and certainly after the wedding I would be very tired and irritated.I nor sure I go f**k DAT night o..lol

If we don't F, I mean if she doesn't allow me that night, I'm calling her parents for a discount on her bride price... what I order for is not what I'm getting

If you're tired, leave the working to me I've being taking classes against that night. just lie there let me cultivate my farmland, when I hit the right spot your tiredness will disappear to Jupiter and you'll start speaking in tongues or Chinese ahwu chimmo ooo, aaaah

Colourich:
Keep hoping into my mention, don't go and find something doing with yourself. Jobless boy.

I can employ your lineages, you dirty, stinking, Mannerless, broke, useless, demented and nonsense thing.

Satan66:
She was craving for the dick so badly.

is it vagina she should crave for before?

Yet one Nairalander was trying to convince me two years ago that this woman doesn’t like dick. Mscheew.
I don’t know nor care if she’s pregnant. I know for sure makeup hides a lot of chubbiness which the average Nigerian female is known for.

Rextizzle:
I can employ your lineages, you dirty, stinking, Mannerless, broke, useless, demented and nonsense thing.

Get yourself a job first.

Colourich:
Get yourself a job first.

I'm self-employed girl, i'm my own boss. I know you are still a slave for someone earning peanuts monthly.

Silly girl, you think because I frequent Nairaland always makes me jobless? I only laugh out loud at your sillyness.

She was actually pregnant before the wedding

Offpoint:
If we don't F, I mean if she doesn't allow me that night, I'm calling her parents for a discount on her bride price... what I order for is not what I'm getting

If you're tired, leave the working to me I've being taking classes against that night. just lie there let me cultivate my farmland, when I hit the right spot your tiredness will disappear to Jupiter and you'll start speaking in tongues or Chinese ahwu chimmo ooo, aaaah

lol..na so..she will lie down and prolly sleep off. leaving you to do your thing.

Rextizzle:
I'm self-employed girl, i'm my own boss. I know you are still a slave for someone earning peanuts monthly.

Silly girl, you think because I frequent Nairaland always makes me jobless? I only laugh out loud at your sillyness.

You are as useless as the K in knife. C'mon get away you, asshole, self-employed kee you dia.

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MannieA:
lol..na so..she will lie down and prolly sleep off. leaving you to do your thing.

you garrit baby

Colourich:
You are as useless as the K in knife. C'mon get away you, asshole, self-employed kee you dia.

Lol fustrated pained bitch, I'm not the reason for your fustrated you hear? you are this miserable because you don't have a brain,

you don't have a responsible man in your life, you don't know how to cook, you work as a slave and earn peanuts monthly, you are as useless as the p in psychology, you came from a broken home with your father beating your mom anytime he's drunk to stupor.

jeez your travails in life is just much, let me not add to it before you commit suicide.

Rextizzle:
Lol fustrated pained bitch, I'm not the reason for your fustrated you hear? you are this miserable because you don't have a brain,

you don't have a responsible man in your life, you don't know how to cook, you work as a slave and earn peanuts monthly, you are as useless as the p in psychology, you came from a broken home with your father beating your mom anytime he's drunk to stupor.

jeez your travails in life is just much, let me not add to it before you commit suicide.

All these for me? I'm now a celeb o. So you took your time to pen this down and you said you are not pained.