GeneralOjukwu:
Nnamdi Kanu should register for the Olympics...

He's faster than the sound of a bullet

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I am curious who was the fastest amongst these 3 : Zik, Ojukwu or Kanu?

Obafemi Awolowo who drank snipper to avoid the Northern military remains the fastest. Ode.

idioticpmb:


Obafemi Awolowo who idioticpmb snipper to avoid the avoid the Northern military remains the fastest. Ode.

Epain am

To the very bone. Deep down your cells

Been waiting for one of you to burst in tears. Thanks

Kclique:
We all know that Jubril of Sudan is he. On 16th of February 2019, we will show himtge way back to Sudan. Then, we shall discipline the duo that cast this shameful aspersion on Nigeria.

who are they?

Nnamdi kanu is foolish and an illiteracy who can't even spoke good English. I pities his Igbos followers because they has being brainwash by kanu

Why is kanu runs away today from his broadcast. Kanu is a carword, scamar, floodster and an illiteracy.

Let kanu returns to Nigelia and saw if he won't be shut on sight by our garant soldiers.

Idiotic Igbos are tailorists

GeneralOjukwu:


Epain am

To the very bone. Deep down your cells

Been waiting for one of you to burst in tears. Thanks

Imbecilic son of a bitch.
.

Make kill this idiot once and for all.

idioticpmb:


idioticpmb to his father:
Imbecilic son of a bitch.
.

Yes i agree. Now scram!

GeneralOjukwu:
Nnamdi Kanu should register for the Olympics...

He's faster than the sound of a bullet

[img]https://media./images/e02df7954aa98f49517da3d6e8780364/tenor.gif[/img]

I am curious who was the fastest amongst these 3 : Zik, Ojukwu or Kanu?

The president should just wave his hand at close range to camera men , otherwise it may be true.

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GeneralOjukwu:
Nnamdi Kanu should register for the Olympics...

He's faster than the sound of a bullet

[img]https://media./images/e02df7954aa98f49517da3d6e8780364/tenor.gif[/img]

Who was the fastest amongst these 3 : Zik, Ojukwu or Kanu?

Na Ojukwu o, man na like flash

Is Nnamdi Kanu alright?

Jubril of Sudan? Or Cownu of Israel...

Rumour carry by enemies

Spread by ignorants and

Accepted by the fools like yeastern side...

donsmall94:
Or his story is becoming stale


One man just came up with a story, fully aware of the fact that his ass licking followers don't care about it's authenticity... They just want to hear him speak and they believe...
Iberibeism at its peak

Leader my ass

The same manner you believed Sanusi's story of $50 billion dollars oil money missing from Jonathan govt.


Zombies of the most SHOphischiwretched race believed Sanusi's false stories he invented for political campaign against president Jonathan; even though the story was not investigated before Sanusi broadcast it in the media. Sanusi's missing money story eventually became total falsehood after international investigation agencies treated it.

GeneralOjukwu:


Yes i agree. Now scram!

Generational vagabond

Nnamdi Kanu is a fraudulent fellow, a fraudster parading as an angel.

是冠军

Mccullum:
Jubril of Sudan? Or Cownu of Israel...

Rumour carry by enemies

Spread by ignorants and

Accepted by the fools like yeastern side...

Crude oil long throat won't let you close eyes so that "fools like yesterners side" have their different country from you "intelligent people."

Worst fool is that who does not see that the most wealthy countries do not depend on crude oil proceeds for their wealth.

Japan and Switzerland, for example, have no crude oil.

Your childish blackmail of Igbo does not sell, your association of Igbo with foolishness has no truth supporting it. So see yourself as foolish.

The rantings of a mad man.

Toks2008:


Have you noticed that igbo illustrates are his followers? You will hardly find one well educated igbo supporting this mumu

I believe you sha...

We all know that this fool starts his campaign when GEJ lost the election. Well another election is around the corner, he is playing smart to see if atiku would win and dropped all his shenanigans. I pity those he had enslaved with his false speeches.

The ‘Cabal’ in Aso Rock don’t always get the credit they deserve. We say the most uncomplimentary things about them when, actually, the guys are geniuses. Over the Jubril Aminu al-Sudani saga, they have gone and outdone themselves.

Now the whole world is talking about us and comedians on late night American TV shows are making jokes about President Muhammadu Buhari.

Just think of the breath-taking conception of the Jubril project and the flawless execution. It is unbelievable that Nigerians, long derided as serial bunglers, could have pulled this off.

God works in mysterious ways but to have created a Jubril who has Buhari’s almost exact physical attributes – such that he can pass for the president without raising curiosity – must be the 8th wonder of the world.

When I contemplate how many months the Sudanese impostor has been embedded in the Presidential Villa, I break out in cold sweat at night.

But what I find most impressive is how the Cabal managed to track down this doppelganger in some dark corner of Africa, ready and willing to be pressed into service in Nigeria without much ado. This surely rates as the 9th wonder.

Credit for that must go to Independent Peoples of Biafra (IPOB) leader Nnamdi Kanu for providing the intelligence. Never mind that not too long ago he was calling leading lights of the Cabal zoo keepers. In the dark, shadowy world of espionage anything can happen: even bitter foes can swap information when conditions permit.

Remember that shortly before vanishing form these shores Kanu constituted the Biafran Intelligence Services or something in that general direction. With such resources and far-flung network it would have been a piece of cake scooping the CIA, KGB, MOSSAD, SSS, NIA, MI6 and media – Western and local – to what was, until he blew it open, the world’s best kept secret.

Truly, Jubril is a wonder who deserves an Oscar for his amazing acting skills. He managed in a matter of months to perfectly replicate Buhari’s mannerisms, idiosyncrasies and speech patterns, developed over 75 years without anyone being the wiser.

Imagine, he successfully fooled members of the Federal Executive Council who regularly interact with him and even sometimes travel overseas with him. He managed to pull wool over the eyes of the likes of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, APC national chairman Adams Oshiomhole, governors and the like.

Aside Osinbajo, I accept he could have beguiled these other gentlemen because of their irregular interaction with the president. What I find incredible is that Governors Ibikunle Amosun and Rochas Okorocha fell for his tricks! Given that they virtually moved into Aso Rock in pursuit of lost gubernatorial tickets, you would think they would have noticed something fishy.

Come to think of it, the real Buhari would have simply ordered Oshiomhole to hand the APC tickets to the governors’ chosen ones – given how close they are to him. Only a Sudanese could have been so obdurate, as to be taking orders from a mere party chairman. So, if you needed further evidence that there’s more to this Jubril business than meets the eye, this is it.

Jubril and the Cabal are a wonder to have successfully procured the cooperation of First Lady Aisha Buhari – a noted straight talker who shoots from the hip and would not have any truck with monkey business.

Someone who just nearly outed two unnamed powerful men who have grounded her husband’s administration, is not the sort of figure to casually acquiesce in such a grand conspiracy without turning whistle-blower. To have secured her silence is the 10th wonder of the world.

Let’s not forget that Aisha and the Cabal have not always been the best of pals. Her outburst against them back in the day, forced Buhari to openly assure the international community that her influence was limited to the “other room.” But then in power circles there are no permanent friends or foes, only permanent or common interests.

Jubril and the Cabal are a wonder because in their rush to install the usurper, they forgot to put in place an exit strategy. Would the man retire to farm life in Daura or would he be shipped back to the Sudan in a crate in 2023 when Buhari’s second term – assuming he wins in 2019 – expires?

We’ve only been given sketchy outlines of the complicated deal that would keep Jubril in power, presiding over our commonwealth ad infinitum. The only way that would happen is by passing a constitutional amendment that takes away the executive’s two-term limit.

For this to work, Senate President Bukola Saraki, would have to be co-opted. But I doubt that the man, still embittered at his treatment in APC, would play ball. The sheer prospect of another four years of Buhari, or of Jubril carrying on his policies, would surely have the Kwara strongman grinding his teeth in rage. That would leave the Jubril project in grave danger of implosion. Surely, the Cabal wouldn’t want that.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. There’s still the little matter of 2019 and how the outing of the impostor from the Horn of Africa could affect the outcome of the polls.

An influential church leader has already preached an explosive sermon on the matter demanding answers. It didn’t matter that Buhari had just told Nigerians in Poland that he was not a clone: it was really him in flesh and blood.

Rather than douse the fire, the president’s use of the word ‘clone’ inflamed things. The suspicious insist they never raised cloning but talked about an impostor who is in situ in the seat of power running things. All talk of cloning was simply a clever attempt to muddy the waters!

On social media, diehard believers in the legend of Jubril would have none of the president’s explanations. As one post sagely put it: what do you expect him to say? Did you really think he would admit to being the Sudanese mystery man?

After digesting the comments, it suddenly dawned on me why over 40 million Nigerians have mental disorders according to the Federal Ministry of Health. But the more this saga rumbles on, the more I am convinced that even this figure is a grievous undercount.

As for the PDP, it has not come out to say it believes its presidential candidate would be running against a foreign impostor. I suspect that at the right moment it would raise the grave constitutional implications of the matter and call on INEC to declare force majeure.

What they have said, however, is that the Jubril saga would not have arisen had there been greater openness at a time Buhari was hospitalised in London for over 100 days. Flowing from that, the president is being bashed over the head for making Nigeria the butt of jokes internationally.

But let me respectfully disagree. Even if there was livestreaming of Buhari’s 100 days in London, people would still believe what they want. And that is not unique to Nigeria.

America has one of the highest literacy rates in the world but despite their supposed enlightenment, the cancer of racism caused the Birther Movement to thrive for much of Barack Obama’s presidency. One of the key promoters of the suggestion that the US’ first black president might be a foreigner born in Kenya or Indonesia, is the incumbent Donald Trump.

Even after the official birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Hawaii surfaced, many chose not to believe. Instead, another round of conspiracy theories flared with many carefully scrutinising the document to point out supposed flaws suggesting it was faked.

As far as 2019 is concerned, I would say that Buhari might just be the luckiest man in politics. Given the state of the economy you would expect his foes to focus on that and the security challenges in different parts of the country to embarrass him.

Instead, those who say they want to conduct issue-based campaigns are allowing themselves to get sucked into celebrating the Yusuf story in the vain hope that it would somehow hurt the incumbent and the ruling party.

Unfortunately for them, outlandish stories never toppled anybody in these parts. In the late 80s the activist Tai Solarin got himself into trouble by lending his distinguished voice to the rumour that a certain $2.8billion oil proceeds had evaporated from the federation account. The story was part of the fuel that fired up the SAP riots at the time.

After he was grilled by a panel of inquiry as to the source of this weighty allegation, he said he picked it up from Ebony magazine. Sadly, there was nothing of the sort ever published by the paper. He equally said he heard it in the Molue bus! The Ibrahim Babangida regime ruled for several years thereafter, while a respected and honourable man was ridiculed and humiliated.

The opposition can continue offering Nigerians comic relief by giving life to the Yusuf tale by moonlight. But they may wake up on Election Day to discover that they have wasted time chasing shadows and have not offered the electorate a reason to oust the incumbent.

On the other hand, they could get back to the serious business of discussing the challenges facing our people and make this a competitive race.

The choice is theirs. They may be presently enjoying the jokes of American comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Trevor Noah, but what matters is who laughs last come February.[color=#006600][/color]

This guy still dey

Mad kanu

olmyde:
We all know that this fool starts his campaign when GEJ lost the election. Well another election is around the corner, he is playing smart to see if atiku would win and dropped all his shenanigans. I pity those he had enslaved with his false speeches.

O boy u are wrong . Nnandi started in 2012 and he criticised Gej heavily He called Gej imbecilic . He appeared more vocal against Buhari because he knew Buhari would be a failure with anti Igbo policy and a terrorist. Can't u see that Buhari is what Nnandi said . Nnandi is prophet. He is neither a supporter of pdp or Apc hence no election in Biafraland . His no election position in SE says it all because that ll put Pdp in trouble...so little boy stop being SENSEless.

Is ok

donsmall94:
Or his story is becoming stale


One man just came up with a story, fully aware of the fact that his ass licking followers don't care about it's authenticity... They just want to hear him speak and they believe...
Iberibeism at its peak

Leader my ass

If there's actually a functioning brain in you... You would have check those evidence but as a black African its hard to comprehend truth.... Meanwhile the reason nigeria is the way it is today is because the stupid ones are more in POPULATION cause I can't believe with all the HEAVY EVIDENCES YOU ALL AIN'T STILL SEEING CLEARLY, THAT SHOWS THE AMOUNT OF LIBRATION NEEDED IN NIGERIA TO WORK MIGHT AS WELL NEVER COME.... ITS BETTER THE ONES WITH CLEAR HEADS MOVE OUT OF THE CONTRAPTION AND LET THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO BE BLIND AND NEVER THINK FOR THEMSELVES HAVE THEIR WAY

Afamed:
Python dance can do a lot f wonders

Python dance only dances against unarmed groups such as IPOB. They cannot dance against armed groups such Boko Haram and killer herdsmen.

Since they can only dance against unarmed civilians, they are useless.

donsmall94:
Or his story is becoming stale


One man just came up with a story, fully aware of the fact that his ass licking followers don't care about it's authenticity... They just want to hear him speak and they believe...
Iberibeism at its peak

Leader my ass

He is using the Big Lie technique, coined and perfected by Hitler.
Read more about The Big Lie here;

Method
Make a claim that is so outrageous that people will assume that it cannot be a lie, and so accept it as truth.

Strongly assert the lie. Massage available data to 'prove' the lie as being true. Reframe vigorous denial as proof of guilt.
http://changingminds.org/techniques/propaganda/big_lie.htm

Corrinthians:
This one doesn't even have any words available in the English dictionary to describe how erratic his character is.

Atiku for president in the morning.

The zoo must fall at night.

Typical of a PDP yoot.

Obi is a dependable Liar through.

The zoo Don fall