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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by okoroemeka(m): 7:19pm On Nov 05, 2018
Rilwayne001:

Nice one egbon grin
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by okoroemeka(m): 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2018
okoroemeka:
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 8:06pm On Nov 05, 2018
Rilwayne001:
Good Evening peeps cool
what's your take on this picture 3years later

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2018
Empiree:
what's your take on this picture 3years later

It's now rowdy, but it's always better to stick with APC than to go back with PDP especially with a crook like Atiku as their presidential flag bearer.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by FriendNG: 7:36pm On Nov 13, 2018
Empiree:
what's your take on this picture 3years later

As for me I don't believe in party politics. I stand with individuals regardless of their political affiliations.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 7:44pm On Nov 13, 2018
Rilwayne001:


It's now rowdy, but it's always better to stick with APC than to go back with PDP especially with a crook like Atiku as their presidential flag bearer.
indeed. Even if one doesn't like APC, common sense tells us that PDP was in power for close to 2 decades but basic things were not met. Instead they sabotaged power supply. Sabotaged entitlements. This got on my nerve. You can't believe they have many things in Nigeria that Western countries have. But there is no transparency. Some officials sit on these rights of the citizens like unemployment benefits, sick days leave, workers comp, child support etc.

Besides, I'm not pro any party. People should focus on individual elected officials' moral characters, not parties. But Atiku is definitely not appropriate candidate. And after next 4 yrs, hopefully Buhari wins. He sould be the end of those political Babas. We need young fresh faces. These old people have been in politics since their 20s and 30s. So young folks in their 30s, 40s, better build their political career now. Usually citizens do not recognize new faces or they are very skeptical of them. This happens worldwide.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Oluwamuyeewa(m): 6:11pm On Nov 14, 2018
You have few good jokes but you’re being political and it’s boring...plus he fact that you’re a Buhari supporter makes it worse.I’m not into politics and stuff just a neutral Nigerian,can you explain to me why you chose to suport apc? I mean if you’re living in this same Nigeria and you’re sane,how can you ?
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:59pm On Nov 14, 2018
grin fear the winter grin

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Olamide004: 1:14pm On Nov 15, 2018
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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 5:08pm On Nov 21, 2018
shocked

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 10:07pm On Dec 05, 2018
grin

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 8:04pm On Dec 16, 2018
..... cheesy

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 8:18pm On Dec 16, 2018
Empiree:
..... cheesy

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 8:22pm On Dec 16, 2018

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 11:29pm On Dec 16, 2018
Rilwayne001:


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So you can be jealous to this level? cheesy shocked
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 5:29am On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
So you can be jealous to this level? cheesy shocked

Lol no. I mistakenly clicked 4 oh. But I'd definitely be confused at that particular moment. sad
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 5:33am On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


Lol no. I mistakenly clicked 4 oh. But I'd definitely be confused at that particular moment. sad
Lol, mistake? grin Honestly, a sincere man who truly loves his wife or girlfriend would be confused at that moment. But hardhead nigga would go straight for either of the 3 except 1
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 5:39am On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
Lol, mistake? grin Honestly, a sincere man who truly loves his wife or girlfriend would be confused at that moment. But hardhead nigga would go straight for either of the 3 except 1

Pray that never happens to me, because I'll love my wife to the fullest, and I'll pray she loves me to the fullest too. cool

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 6:25am On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


Pray that never happens to me, because I'll love my wife to the fullest, and I'll pray she loves me to the fullest too. cool
this thing is very common here. It is like chess game. They just changed boyfriends like changing clothes.

A husband caught his wife here in bed with another man and he was jailed for disturbing his wife and the other man bcus he stresspassed and disturbed them according to the law.
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
this thing is very common here. It is like chess game. They just changed boyfriends like changing clothes.

A husband caught his wife here in bed with another man and he was jailed for disturbing his wife and the other man bcus he stresspassed and disturbed them according to the law.

Now that's really funny shocked shocked grin grin

Is it not against the law to be having sex with some else's wife??
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 3:24pm On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


Now that's really funny shocked shocked grin grin

Is it not against the law to be having sex with some else's wife??
her husband wasn't expecting that. The story says he lost his phone or iPad and used GPS to track it to his neighbor's house. His neighbor was his wife's boss. And they didn't close the door and he met his wife in his boss' room naked.

So he tried to take picture as proof so that she can not get Divorce benefits. Instead he was charged for tresspasses and disturbing neighbor. He's facing 15 yrs in jail. Let me see if I can find the article.

In modern Western Civilization, there is rarely criminal charges for infidelity. It is her freedom to cheat. Wallahi, it is crazy when it comes to marriage and relationship. Men are not smiling at all. If you beat her you make your case worst. Police will enough you from the house and have your wife live there. This way she has more freedom. She can bring different men to your house and you can not do anything about it and you still have to pay rent. This happens to many Nigerians in America.

Just happened to a friend's friend a month ago. He brought his wife from Nigeria and his wife, supposedly, ómó eleja etc. She quickly adapted to America lifestyle. During slight argument, e called the police and the guy was sent away to find a place to live but he still must pay the rent where his wife and kids live.

This thing makes many men run mad.
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 4:30pm On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


Now that's really funny shocked shocked grin grin

Is it not against the law to be having sex with some else's wife??
here we go

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rt.com/usa/416687-husband-facing-prison-cheating-wife/amp/

Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 5:42pm On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
her husband wasn't expecting that. The story says he lost his phone or iPad and used GPS to track it to his neighbor's house. His neighbor was his wife's boss. And they didn't close the door and he met his wife in his boss' room naked.

So he tried to take picture as proof so that she can not get Divorce benefits. Instead he was charged for tresspasses and disturbing neighbor. He's facing 15 yrs in jail. Let me see if I can find the article.

In modern Western Civilization, there is rarely criminal charges for infidelity. It is her freedom to cheat. Wallahi, it is crazy when it comes to marriage and relationship. Men are not smiling at all. If you beat her you make your case worst. Police will enough you from the house and have your wife live there. This way she has more freedom. She can bring different men to your house and you can not do anything about it and you still have to pay rent. This happens to many Nigerians in America.

Just happened to a friend's friend a month ago. He brought his wife from Nigeria and his wife, supposedly, ómó eleja etc. She quickly adapted to America lifestyle. During slight argument, e called the police and the guy was sent away to find a place to live but he still must pay the rent where his wife and kids live.

This thing makes many men run mad.

Oh my God!! Is this a joke or something shocked :I

It' just appear like its a crime to get married over there
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
here we go

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rt.com/usa/416687-husband-facing-prison-cheating-wife/amp/

But aren't they aware that this is ridiculous, or doesn't it just appear like it is?

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


Oh my God!! Is this a joke or something shocked :I

It' just appear like its a crime to get married over there
Am telling you it is hard as in conditions. Thats why you see people just having babies outside wedlock. It is america you will see 30 yr old grandma. Plenty of them dey here. yet, they are talking about muslim daughter marry at 15. There are bunch of 13, 14, 15 yrs teenage girls who have babies by useless fvk boys.

Where i used to live 14 yrs ago, an igbo man lived 1 block away from me. He brought his wife from nija and she started sleeping around and gave him attitudes bcus she is aware of opportunities for women. She was churchgoer back home and turned monster here. Court chased the guy out to find his way and the lady was allowed to live in his apt for a yr and the guy must pay her rent which cost 1600$ at that time. And they have 2 kids together. Wallahi, i see the guy once in a while on the street talking to himself and looking crazy. He is not mentality okay. Last yr i saw him after 6 yr of not seeing him passed by my house. I noticed strange behaviour. He hasn't recovered yet.

Two wks ago, i met my friend who lived with the guy 14yrs ago. He is igbo as well. And he told me his wife who messed him up has now married someone else and she is a nurse while she messed up her ex-husband. There are nasty cases like this here. If you're single, you have nothing to worry about. But are you gonna remain single forever?. This is why there are people so lonely ppl here with mental issues.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


But aren't they aware that this is ridiculous, or doesn't it just appear like it is?
It is so complicated. The law is unstable.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 10:02pm On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
Am telling you it is hard as in conditions. Thats why you see people just having babies outside wedlock. It is america you will see 30 yr old grandma. Plenty of them dey here. yet, they are talking about muslim daughter marry at 15. There are bunch of 13, 14, 15 yrs teenage girls who have babies by useless fvk boys.
Where i used to live 14 yrs ago, an igbo man lived 1 block away from me. He brought his wife from nija and she started sleeping around and gave him attitudes bcus she is aware of opportunities for women. She was churchgoer back home and turned monster here. Court chased the guy out to find his way and the lady was allowed to live in his apt for a yr and the guy must pay her rent which cost 1600$ at that time. And they have 2 kids together. Wallahi, i see the guy once in a while on the street talking to himself and looking crazy. He is not mentality okay. Last yr i saw him after 6 yr of not seeing him passed by my house. I noticed strange behaviour. He hasn't recovered yet.
Two wks ago, i met my friend who lived with the guy 14yrs ago. He is igbo as well. And he told me his wife who messed him up has now married someone else and she is a nurse while she messed up her ex-husband. There are nasty cases like this here. If you're single, you have nothing to worry about. But are you gonna remain single forever?. This is why there are people so lonely ppl here with mental issues.

In essence, it's not as rosy as we often tend to think from here? I definitely prefer a peaceful life, all these I'm hearing about the states doesn't appear peaceful whatsoever.
Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 10:18pm On Dec 17, 2018
Rilwayne001:


In essence, it's not as rosy as we often tend to think from here? I definitely prefer a peaceful life, all these I'm hearing about the states doesn't appear peaceful whatsoever.
see, what you see on tv is dust in your eyes. If you are in UK, US etc just play your game or you will be played. If you don't get to know about internal issues you should be able to get glimpses from their Hollywood celebs. See how they behave.

If you pour your heart to a girl you are setting up yourself for disaster bcuz she will break your heart into different pieces and give them back to you IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

This is why if they have a boyfriend, they are lust but they tell you they are in love. The moment they pregnant, they already separate from their unborn baby father. By the time baby is born, they are with another nigga. I am not making this up. Take your time and read read stuff online. But I experience this real time.

You get confused to whether to bring a woman from back home. You would think these ones here are bad but the one you bring from nija do worse. Now don't get me wrong. It is not all of them but most. It it's now their culture. So don't blame me sometimes if I sound crazy in the past on here about women.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 10:32pm On Dec 17, 2018
Empiree:
see, what you see on tv is dust in your eyes. If you are in UK, UK etc just play your game or you will be played. If you don't get to know about internal issues you should be able to get glimpses from their Hollywood celebs. See how they behave.

If you pour your heart to a girl you are setting up yourself for disaster bcuz she will break your heart into different pieces and give them back to you IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

This is why if they have a boyfriend, they are lust but they tell you they are in love. The moment they pregnant, they already separate from their unborn baby father. By the time baby is born, they are with another nigga. I am not making this up. Take your time and read read stuff online. But I experience this real time.

You get confused to whether to bring a woman from back home. You would think these ones here are bad but the one you bring from nija do worse. Now don't get me wrong. It is not all of them but most. It it's now their culture. So don't blame me sometimes if I sound crazy in the past on here about women.

I understand perfectly. And I really learnt a lot from this.

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 8:38pm On Dec 18, 2018
Today makes it exactly a year when I was so broke I went inside the bank to withdraw N800. The cashier didn't even bring the money from the drawer. She just brought out 1k from her pocket like "Guy comot". grin cheesy grin grin grin

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Empiree: 9:26pm On Dec 18, 2018
Rilwayne001:
Today makes it exactly a year when I was so broke I went inside the bank to withdraw N800. The cashier didn't even bring the money from the drawer. She just brought out 1k from her pocket like "Guy comot". grin cheesy grin grin grin
lol. That's like peanut. Reminds me of early 90s. I don't remember exact yr. My brother almost zeroed out his bank account. Only #150 left there. Even though at that time naira still had little value but not like 150. One hundred and fifty naira was definitely nothing at that time. My brother took me to the bank to withdraw remaining balance. That time we would sit and they called our names. He said if they call his name I should answer and go forward to collect the money. He was shy to withdraw #150 grin

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Re: My Hilarious Picture Album by Rilwayne001: 9:40pm On Dec 18, 2018
Empiree:
lol. That's like peanut. Reminds me of early 90s. I don't remember exact yr. My brother almost zeroed out his bank account. Only #150 left there. Even though at that time naira still had little value but not like 150. One hundred and fifty naira was definitely nothing at that time. My brother took me to the bank to withdraw remaining balance. That time we would sit and they called our names. He said if they call his name I should answer and go forward to collect the money. He was shy to withdraw #150 grin

shocked grin grin grin grin grin LWKMD

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