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What a shame!!!

Here is the moment a man who stole a live chicken and hid it inside his manhood was caught.

Watch the video below and see more photos after the cut...

Source: http://www..com/2018/12/man-steals-live-chicken-hides-it-inside.html?m=0

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Ohh my

This is why I hate Christmas people keep acting foolishly. Jesus probably hates you for celebrating Christmas

What! I have seen it all...

.

Should we blame this on buhari.

i wish say dat fowl get teeth e for just eat d cap of him d**k....stupid guy ole barawo.....

Why did he not follow our tried and tested protocol to the letter?

RomeoEmpire:
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more
easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER.

Are u for real....
Holy shitss

He is not so intelligent.

He's my mentor

This news must have been drafted by a woman.
No man with a functioning manhood would dare say a chicken was hidden inside
He will feel uncomfortable sef the moment he reads such

Xmas tin

FisifunKododada:
Why did he not follow our tried and tested protocol to the letter?

Lol!! They Say learning Never end. Plz teach me the protocol so dat i wil add it to my Skills.

Na wa o

RomeoEmpire:
Lol!! They Say learning Never end. Plz teach me the protocol so dat i wil add it to my Skills.

Romeo, my ni$$a, na you invent protocol now...u don finish school for this course

We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

Old news

Chai, Xmas and him wahala


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Smh

This so funny die

He wants the chick to give him a b.low j.ob

He's got TWO cocks in his pants!!

Josephjnr:
We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

INVITATION TO LIAISE WITH THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

Sir,
Kindly report yourself to the nearest police station for details about the aforementioned reasons.

We equally need you for some questioning over incessant disappearances of live chickens (agric broilers) in the custody of distinguished officers of the force.

Your presence will be greatly appreciated.


Signed
NPF Headquarters.

Why do I find this so funny

Josephjnr:
We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

Immediately I saw the news your post comes to. Mind