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HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by IstandWithGod(op):
You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this:

1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues)
2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.)
3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs
4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock
5. Ban the use of makeup by females
6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites
7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths
8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery
9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents
10. Cut off their access to the internet

Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm) grin
Re: HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by Oweku: 10:16pm On Dec 26, 2018
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Re: HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by lilytender: 11:24pm On Dec 26, 2018
IstandWithGod:
You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this:

1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues)
2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.)
3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs
4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock
5. Ban the use of makeup by females
6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites
7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths
8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery
9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents
10. Cut off their access to the internet

Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm) grin
Are you related to the North Korean dictator?
Re: HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by SamAzing: 11:57am On Dec 27, 2018
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Truer words have never been spoken.
Dope list.

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Ban use of smart phones and laptops safe you’re to send pictures of your agricultural produce ready for export.
Re: HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 28, 2018
You're a Unizik Campus fellowship president.


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