Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,712 members, 7,816,927 topics. Date: Friday, 03 May 2024 at 08:23 PM

Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know - Education (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Education / Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know (30701 Views)

Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] / Weird Animals You Never Knew Existed In The World. / Things You Don't Know About Some Animals (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by bugggg: 3:22pm On Jan 19, 2019
A parliament of owls exactly... grin, fits d current legislative sitting in Abuja.

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Toscarel: 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2019
a gathering of ignorant buhari supporters

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by chikago1: 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2019
A herd of zombies cheesy

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by saintade01(m): 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2019
Nairaland is a forum of Cackles of Hyenas.

crazygod:
A dullness of zombies

KingOfAllIgbos:
A Coke of Developers grin

An Okija of Biafuroans tongue

A Brothel of Yam-leggers.

A Herd of Chest-beaters

Jh0wsef:
A dullard of Buharis angry

See them A bloat of Hippos wink

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2019
grin grin "convocation of eagles"

1 Like

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by KingOfAllIgbos: 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2019
saintade01:
Nairaland is a forum of Cackles of Hyenas.







See them A bloat of Hippos wink

wink
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jan 19, 2019
An evil of Nigerian politicians

3 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Tajbol4splend(m): 3:27pm On Jan 19, 2019
24hoursreporter:
Please is life fair? who could have come up with the phrase "A murder of crows"??


Things happen that are outta your control, they are in every language
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Malawian(m): 3:29pm On Jan 19, 2019
A Buhari of Zombie Nko?

1 Like

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by propsvila: 3:30pm On Jan 19, 2019
Hotfreezer:
A band of gorillas
A cartload of chimpanzees
See what unemployment has done to this one

1 Like

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Daeylar(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
coalition, Shrewdness, convocation,
conspiracy, pandemonium, venue,
Implausibility

Some of these names are just plain stupid.

And the tribalists have descended on this thread

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Divay22(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
..
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Daeylar(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
OkaNaUbe:
An evil of Nigerian politicians

OK this is funny grin
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by 10mobile: 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
ItzBIM:
A loot of pdp

A zombie of apc


Sowore2019
A sowore of 2019. Lol.
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mariangeles(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
JasonScoolari:
A truckload of Buhari's cow.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

You got LOLing with that one grin

4 Likes 1 Share

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mariangeles(f): 3:37pm On Jan 19, 2019
Hotfreezer:
You should have dropped your foolishness in 2018...now you're stuck with it ! angry
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Shawnnn01: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2019
A band of Atiku gorillas from Biafra lol
Hotfreezer:
A band of gorillas. A cartload of chimpanzees
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by JasonScoolari: 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2019
Mariangeles:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

You got LOLing with that one grin
Lol, my good friend don laff

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Fidelismaria: 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2019
A mumuness of nigerians never do

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by PurestBoy(m): 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2019
freemanbubble:

That is what you get when you watch foreign movies
The knowledge, the use of language, their idiomatic expressions and their sense of humour is second to non
You can't get it in nollywood

Nitrogen gas destroy alloys- I was aware about that in terminator 2
Berryllium rod causes a reaction with a plutonium- got to know that in mission impossible (the fall out)

That is why i keep on watching foreign movies
My little ones at home dare not watch nollywood.


I learnt one or two things from Michael Scofield in prison break

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Aile(m): 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2019
somebody said the lifelessness of.....

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mysselff2: 3:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
24hoursreporter:
We never stop learning. We discover new things every day and some just too interesting while others are mind-blowing.

In this article, we have come up with a collection of Funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know. I was basically surprised while writing this article.

By the way, who came up with the phrase “A murder of crow”. It is so weird. When you understand collective nouns perfectly, you can include them in your speech unconsciously. Trust me, this will definitely improve your communication skill.

You can bookmark this page, in case you need some of these funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know

Funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know


A cartload of chimpanzees

A murder of crows

An armory of aardvarks

A quiver of cobras

A bask of crocodiles

A coalition of Cheetahs

A Shrewdness of Apes

A convocation of eagles

A herd/parade/memory of elephants

A leash of foxes

A flamboyance of flamingos

A tower/journey of giraffes

A cast of hawks ( when they are together generally)

A kettle of hawks ( when they are in flight)

A boil of hawks ( When spiraling)

A band of gorillas

A bloat of hippos

A leap of leopards

A cackle of hyenas

A conspiracy of Lemurs

A parliament of owls

A prickle of porcupines

A pandemonium of parrots

An unkindness of Raven

A venue of vultures

A crash of rhinos

An implausibility of wildebeests

A waddle of penguins

A dazzle of zebras

Well, in this list of funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know, I think “A parliament of owls” is the best. It is a well-crafted phrase for such amazing nocturnal birds like owls.

But the one that is so heartbreaking is “ A murder of crows”. Life is so unfair, who could have come up with these names?

Source: http://www.24hoursreporter.com/2019/01/19/funny-collective-nouns-for-certain-animals-you-may-not-know/




Nice
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mysselff2: 3:46pm On Jan 19, 2019
@OP you forgot one;

A cackle of APC members

1 Like

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Chiefochiefo(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2019
Iceman2017:
An unkindness of Buhari grin grin
That's why you can't learn any thing. People are learning good thing, you are fooling yourself. Fool!
....Chiefo....
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by kenny5811(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2019
A herd of herdsmen. A troop of bokoharam An army of repellants
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by saintkeppy(m): 3:48pm On Jan 19, 2019
Jh0wsef:
A dullard of Buharis angry
.
Buharists rather
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by AllenSpencer: 3:48pm On Jan 19, 2019
KingOfAllIgbos:
A Prison of Developers grin

A Brothel of Yam-leggers.

A Herd of Chest-beaters




grin grin grin

1 Like

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by saintkeppy(m): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2019
A zoo of Zombies
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2019
Ambush of Tigers.

2 Likes

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by lasmile(f): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2019
Abeg, where is that my guy that give chairs to comment readers, I need one right now

Hello there,

*The Top-Up (Degree and HND Conversion) Programme*

BBSBC Consults has introduced a new platform for Nigeria graduates in a bid to remedy the results of those who graduated in poor grades. It was introduced to remedy the results of those who were unable to standout academically during their first degree due to one challenge or the other.

Top-Up degree or HND Conversion programme is suitable for the following types of students;

1. HND students planning to convert to BSc
2. BSc 3rd class
3. Drop outs
4. Those who wish to change programme
5. Those with good grades but wish to possess dual degree (a new degree in another programme) to enable him / her compete favorably to jobs.

BBSBC Consults brings *HEGT University, Benin Republic* closer to you and its now your choice to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.

HEGT University, Benin republic is one of the finest institutions in Benin republic that is fully equipped for teachings, fully accredited by Federal Ministry of Education, Nigeria. Accepted also for NYSC and employment in Nigeria.

Details;
a. Lectures: holds in Nigeria, online and exams online
b. Pass assurance
c. Affordable tuition
d. Duration is 6-8 months (Accelerated 2 semesters)
e. Partnered Institution: HEGT University, Benin Republic.

For details contact;

BBSBC Communications, 3, Akinsola Akingba Street, Baruwa-Ipaja, Lagos. Call / Chat 09026858400.
If God has blessed you and you are not in the class of the above graduates, kindly Re-Broadcast to your contacts, someone might be in need of it.
Thanks,
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by darrellg9: 3:50pm On Jan 19, 2019
a shithole of Nigerians

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply)

UK Universities Disagree With Government’s Ban On Foreign Students’ Families / UNIBEN Rolls Out, Sells 'Seminarial' Dress Codes Handbook (Photos) / Two Benue State University Students Drown In A River During Outing. Photos

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.